What's the most British thing you've done today?

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Ate Indian food.

I was going to have toast and beans. Instead I just ate the beans out of the can with a spoon.

had tea with my mum

Ate fish and chips

didn't take a shower or brushed my teeth

i was passive aggressive

tut

gave up my country to brown people

Watched this. The Muslim girl everyone got mad at for winning is super adorable.

Drank the blood of innocents.

was british

Had a cucumber sandwich and tea

Farted to my finger and smelled it

I refused to be part of my group of friends who are looking for better jobs and better incomes to all of us.

recited the qutan

Ate cheese and onion crisps

I didn't brush my teeth

I was particularily perfidious today.

Doing a poo
Doing a wee
Doing bum
Doing a willy

I asked first whether I was allowed to watch porn. My parents didn't allow me to watch face sitting porn though...

Didnt brush my teeth

stool in pool

made fun of French people

Ate Tyrrell's chips.

I lied
I cheated
I badmouthed

Try not surrendering in a war next time...

Did they?
They fought till their whole country was fucking ruined and even atom bombed.
They had to capitulate eventually, I think.
Wouldn't call that surrendering.

>wake in a town that used to be French but was populated by loyalists after deporting the French to Louisiana
>select 3 names at random from the Québec City phone book, call and remind them that they will live their entire lifetimes under Her Majesty's reign.
>masturbate as they weep their sad papist tears
>head into town to a fish & chip take-out place where the waitress is French.
>get an erection while in the queue to
>pay for my meal with a $20, because the Queen's face is on it
>get shoes shined by East Indian shoe shine boy, who I exclusively refer to as gunga din.
>select 3 random names from First Nations reserve phonebook, sneeze on fabric swaths and mail them to the addresses.
>head over the border, dip several tea bags in filthy Boston harbor [sic]. I will later serve these teas to American guests as revenge
>as I go to bed at night, I ask Anglican God to bless and keep our Queen and for the continued enslavement of the French.

checked it, well they did, but not before they received too atom bombs.

Didn't brush my teeth

dying alone

That's funny, I gave your mum a teabag

I didn't washed my theeth

Destroyed my culture with virtual signaling, political correctness and swallow the social engineering

Burned myself by accident.

Spoke English

Had a bit of a snog with a hoblob gobdob.

I saw a Paki raping a Brit girl and did nothing.