If Sup Forums could choose a celebrity as a parent and reboot your life with all past memories and experiences intact, who would you choose?
Said celebrity must have been in a TV show or movie, or married to someone that has been in a TV show or movie.
>You will never be breast fed by this whore
For a spilt second I thought this bitch was naked with her kids
Zaddy
Arnold or Clint
Nu-Males will never understand the Kino master of film making
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
I'll have a sexy mom, a cool dad, and a huge manly jaw.
No longer will I be a jawlet.
Plus I could devote all my time to "punk" Ashton Kutcher while he was banging mom.
Peter Rodger
>celebrity
Literally who?
Who? You want Ty Dolla $ to be your daddy?
I hope to god you're a guy.
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I agree the thumbnail does look like it
Kardashians don't count. I would want my mom to be Katie Holmes or Victoria Beckham so I can be kissed on the mouth.
Fuckin millenials, back at ruining everything
Kate beckinsale
>tfw Beyonce is your mom
>tfw you end up looking like Joe Camel
Poor Little girl. I hope this is just the ugly duckling stage.
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Those kids are ugly
jesus christ, she's definitively /ourgirl/
Madonna.
You would be a manlet
>Hot mom
>Ugly as fuck dad
She'll take after Jay most likely.
>Tfw you'll never have a Kate mommy gf
And also no hair
Kanye West and Simone de Boubeaur
Jay Z is really fucking ugly, sucks for her but this shit is always a gamble even with girls
Great taste user.
Tara is fantastic.. although she's starting to look a little too saggy in her latest videos.
jay z ain't THAT ugly
>too saggy
that only makes it better
What do you think it would be like growing up with pic related as your mom?
wtf this bitch has 2 kids? i thought she only had North West???
The middle one is kinda cute...
That one on the right...
North and Saint
Now she has Southeast
>willingly choosing to give your kids pubic hair on their head
Amy Acker. She's been married for like 10+ years and has a couple of kids, stability is a good thing.
Plus she's quite possibly the sweetest human being alive, she could be my mommy any day.
noice
>Tara as my mmommy
>Mistress T and Lady Fyre as my aunts
>Xev as my older sister
>Princess Leia as my younger sister
just like my chinese cartoons
'''''Saint'''''
>You will never vacation in southern France or Monaco with your French mommy
;_;
The middle one still looks like Bruce but at least she doesn't have the chin
>growing up with those sisters
Jackie Chan because asians take parenting seriously and turn their kids into polymath tanks
Don't need hair when you have a jaw like that.
left has ayyyylmao arms
pretentious cunt, children will defend him
>not having 24/7 lovely lillith mommythons
This guy gets it
MOMMY
The first Mistress T video I saw was some horrible mom-son cuckold-cum-eating feet smelling thing. It was terrible. Def not mommy material.
For pops I'd pick James Stewart or Chishū Ryū. For moms I'd pick Hedy Lamarr for so I can inherit her good looks and intelligence.
Tempting but I don't want to end up messed up
Christ, why are those kids so fucking ugly?
This, he'd probably hit me with a ladder or make me do dangerous shit but id leave a good man
>inhuman thigh switch frmo normal body to deformed latex body
can she even bend forward with that huge deformality that shes put into her thighs
klaus kinski
THE ABSOLUTE MADMUM
>tfw Kate will never be your mommy
because Kanye, this is what happens when youre a coal burning whore.
i'll be his asian adopted kids
>same height as an asian girl
lmao
M-mommy
being north west would be pretty baller desu
you know your sisters gonna grow up hot
you get to grow up rich life
you are half black so you get minority status and basically allowed to say whatever you want
probably a big dick
try to convince mum and sis to fuck me, manipulating them into believing we would get even more popular cos of the shock value
havin kanye as a dad would be fun
Wow you are both stupid and insecure as fuck if you have to go out of your way to insult a still growing 13 year old son of a celebrity. Height has literally nothing to do with how attractive women perceive a man. They may say it does but in truth it has no psychological impact. I feel sorry for your life son.
Sean Bean or Aiden Gillen for dad. Both sound like really good parents to their actual children.
Probably her for mom, cool gal.
james gandolfini
>her nipples are turning browner and her boobs are getting bigger
Also getting to fuck your aunts
THIS
oh yeah goes without sayin
i have crushed on kourtney hard since i first saw their show, i would literally dream about cucking scott before cucking became a buzzword
>Riley Reid as your sister and Hack Snyder as your dad
based
i just can't find baby niglets cute. its just revolting looking at that pic
Patrician of patricians.
Nina Hartley as grand mommy
>ywn convince Aunt Kourtney to teach you about sex and how to please a woman in bed
What if you end up looking like dad instead?
dem chin game is strong
Bruce Willis genes strong
K I N O
I think she's hot, but that incest shit just doesn't do it for me. Does she do any vanilla stuff?
Their dad must have great genetics because Andie MacDowell isn't great looking.
Contrary to popular belief mixed children rarely turn out well. They very often take on the worse featuresby which I mean the nigger features.
Kanye is ugly Kim K is ugly what did you expect?
t. manlet
is Kim's body natural or does she have fake tits and ass?
guess
She's pregnant with YOU, waiting to be reborn in a few months.
both fake i think she had a nose job as well
You sir, are a fucking genius.
yes
Jay z is ugly as hell
Who dis?
I think I've actually seen this one too. Anything else?
check her clip4sale site brah
wew lad
>paying for porn
I'm not telling you to buy anything. Just see if there are ones you want to look for.
The spoonfeed is real.
We got some got tier patricians here
i took BLACKED . com's™ 9.99 sale its chump change for me
I'm convinced having a hot mom makes you predisposed to being gay