>your turn to pick a song, user
Your turn to pick a song, user
>SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE A SHAKE IT
>Having friends to fear making a musical faux pas for
i play normiecore in those situations because i’m not an autist
>THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME HAS COME TO AN EEEEEEEEEND
YOU’RE NO AUTIST?
>get put in charge of music at a party
>finally
>put on shine on you crazy diamond, pt 1
>whole song plays, no one says a thing to me
>sigh
>put on John Mellancamp
>"omg user i love him"
why can't i be normal
>it better be good or I'll crush your head, user
>pretentious girl
play nick drake
>normie girl
play pink floyd
>pretentious guy
literally pick any entry level krautrock
>normie guy
play Kendrick Lamar, not TPAB
This is the easiest guide for people you don't really know yet
>>normie girl
>play pink floyd
perhaps your definition of normie differs from mine but a normie girl would not be impressed by anything by pink floyd. you gotta play something where the bass drowns out every other instrument, or shania twain
Id put death grips in ;3
In my experience, if you tell a girl that they are listening to pink floyd after they ask what the hell they're listening to, they will remember the name from somewhere in their brain and pretend to enjoy/listen intently, which is sufficient enough. She doesn't have to like it.
It probably has to be DSotM for this poseur magic to work though
I would play some cuckmusique.
>not having good-but-normie music for social situations
ZIGGY PLAYYYED GUITAR
Alt theory of that: find slightly weird / barely out of norm music (King Gizzard's wankier Jazz albums for example) and hype it up as "super weird obscure australian psychedelic jazz rock you need to be super smart to appreciate" so they feel good for liking it
You gotta put on short, hard hitting songs. I thought I'd put on 3500 for my normie friends and they ended up asking when the song was gonna be over.
youtube.com
too easy; Blue Monday
One time played Death Grips on the speakers at work.
>Shania Twain
You're either over 40 or you just live in really rural Kentucky
My friends hate Blue Monday because of the vocals
how the fuck do you hate that song