Your turn to pick a song, user

>your turn to pick a song, user

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>SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE A SHAKE IT

>Having friends to fear making a musical faux pas for

i play normiecore in those situations because i’m not an autist

>THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME HAS COME TO AN EEEEEEEEEND

YOU’RE NO AUTIST?

>get put in charge of music at a party
>finally
>put on shine on you crazy diamond, pt 1
>whole song plays, no one says a thing to me
>sigh
>put on John Mellancamp
>"omg user i love him"
why can't i be normal

>it better be good or I'll crush your head, user

>pretentious girl
play nick drake
>normie girl
play pink floyd
>pretentious guy
literally pick any entry level krautrock
>normie guy
play Kendrick Lamar, not TPAB

This is the easiest guide for people you don't really know yet

>>normie girl
>play pink floyd
perhaps your definition of normie differs from mine but a normie girl would not be impressed by anything by pink floyd. you gotta play something where the bass drowns out every other instrument, or shania twain

Id put death grips in ;3

In my experience, if you tell a girl that they are listening to pink floyd after they ask what the hell they're listening to, they will remember the name from somewhere in their brain and pretend to enjoy/listen intently, which is sufficient enough. She doesn't have to like it.

It probably has to be DSotM for this poseur magic to work though

I would play some cuckmusique.

>not having good-but-normie music for social situations
ZIGGY PLAYYYED GUITAR

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Alt theory of that: find slightly weird / barely out of norm music (King Gizzard's wankier Jazz albums for example) and hype it up as "super weird obscure australian psychedelic jazz rock you need to be super smart to appreciate" so they feel good for liking it

You gotta put on short, hard hitting songs. I thought I'd put on 3500 for my normie friends and they ended up asking when the song was gonna be over.
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too easy; Blue Monday

One time played Death Grips on the speakers at work.

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>Shania Twain
You're either over 40 or you just live in really rural Kentucky

My friends hate Blue Monday because of the vocals

how the fuck do you hate that song