Be American

>Be American
>Get shot

>Be Canadian
>Be worthless

>tfw never been shot
I don't feel American

>mfw movie theaters

>Be Canadian
>Get cumshot by Muslim

>Be Canadian
>Get (You)'s

This Sup Forums cancer shit is so fucking bad

>be leaf
>get raked

kek

>be american
>get eaten by spooky alligator

>be American
>eat burger

I think other countries just need to step their mass shooting game up.

>be Dutch
>grow old and senile and die of old age smelling of your own urine.

>check id
>Ying
seems about right

Never shot.
Stabbed once, box cuttered once.
Now what?

Right I'm feeling somewhat disappointed in so far as I was expecting "half serious political conversation". As of yet this board has either been far less serious than that, or actually more closely adhears to juvenille tribalistic philosophies than my ability to detect sarcasm would lead me to believe.

As for liberal gun laws I don't think it's a practical, moral, nor effective solution to any of the world's problems.

>be Canadian
>wait 5 years for cancer treatment
>die

>Be German
>Get sexually abuse by a Muslims horde

>be irish
>don't get potato

>Be Canadian
>fleeing country soon

>be American
>get to shoot

>be american
>get MICKED

>Be Canadian
>Prep the bull

>go to movies
>some fat neckbeard walks in all alone with his fedora on
>sits down alone and looks around
>think he might be scoping out the theater for his final sperg assault
>be worried and watch him the whole time

only in America

>be canadian
>prep bulldog

fpbpbuh

>be American
>supply the bull

best ally

> Be American
> Get shot

> Be British
> Get shot

> Be Muslim
> Shoot people in the name of religion with nobody being the wiser

>be gay American
>get sprayed

>bulldog
>not just a literal bull
>not still referencing black men for the double racism/beastiality whammy

Dammit Straya you're better then this, you went for the easy pick.

>be Canadian
>be irrelevant

>>be British
>get false flagged
>change your vote for independence because of it
>be a slave forever

I have no hope for you people

>Be American
>Get balls ripped off by toilet alligator

I'll be as cruel as i like when referring to canada desu

>be whatever
>get shot

Underrated

>be british
>get blamed for everything wrong in the EU

This is actually true.

> Be Canadian
> Ingest semen voraciously

...

REPORT AND SAGE THIS GARBAGE!

>go to a gay club
>get shot

>be Argentinian
>be white

Basically
SERVICE MOOSE

Not all Americans get shot...

>"THAT (legitimately mentally ill) MAN SHOUTED BRITAIN FIRST (allegedly) NIGEL FARAGE HAS BLOOD ON HIS HANDS! ALL LEAVERS R RACIST!"
>"THEY JUST WANT YOU TO THINK THEY'RE MUSLIM BY SHOUTING ALLAHU AKBAR YOU IDIOTS! #NOTALLMUSLIMS"
>The left

There are 30,000 gun related deaths in this country per year AFAIK.

There are 4,000,000 born in this country every year.

Gun deaths are statistically insignificant and the only reason any of us care about them is media sensationalism.

99.9% of white Americans have literally never had their lives affected by gun violence.

Meanwhile, your entire country is on fire and your government made your national anthem gender-neutral and you're powerless to stop it because NOGUNS
O
G
U
N
Z

I want you out of my country by tomorrow you worthless leaf.

...

>Be american
>Be brown

>be
>not be

A

>be canadian
>gangbang at zoo

>be jap
>start war you can't win
>only country to ever get nuked
>nuked twice for good measure

>2020 get invaded by china
>America laughs

>China invades Japan
>Immediately tries to destroy all unsavory media.
>Dozens of NEETS kamikazi Chinese troops daily.
>Gets so bad the Chinese have to pull out.

...

>Be a fucking leaf
>Op is a faggot