You now remember Neymar

You now remember Neymar.

Who?

do people really not watch ligue 1?

Uh, no. It's really shit.

Do you?

Oh yeah what happened to that guy?

>no one outside of South America can even name a team in your league

10/10 would watch

You're assuming I think our league isn't shit. I don't. It's shit. Our league being shit doesn't preclude Ligue 1 being shit as well.

>preclude
Wow, go easy on that Google Translator boi.

Yes, God fucking forbid I have a decent English vocabulary, right?

You now remember Leomar

This takes me back op

You now remember sopa

I watched Ligue 1 back in 2010-13 when every game was a tie. Made a lot of money gambling. It's boring as fuck . No tactics, literally niggers running back and forth chasing a ball

not really, but i'll be paying more attention now

You now remember Barcelona.

Kek, if you say so, is just funny how you chose a unusual expression exactly in a phrase where there isn't any other single word to translate what you were saying.

'Preclude' isn't even that unusual, mate. It's a word I use fairly often. Get a grip.

Monaco was in the ucl semis last season
lyon was in the europa semis last season

if i'm remembering right.

nice seem like they would do pretty well in a lot of the other leagues too.
doesn't exactly sound like shit to me.

Why is he using São Paulo shirt tho?

go preclude yourself macaquinho

I'm sorry, am I seeing a Chilean trying to be smug at me? Oh fucking wow. I'm trying to come up with some flag-based retort here, but as it turns out, your country is so irrelevant there's not even any jokes to be made about it. Absolutely astonishing.

REKT

I watch Ligue 1 for Balotelli 2bh

Why always me?

>Remember people telling me not to bet on Ligue Un because it's too unpredictable
>Do it anyway
>Win about 80% of the time
>Go full meme and do a 12 match accy with ~4000/1 odds
>11 of the 12 are finished
>Sitting nervously because whichever snail side it was I need to win were drawing 1-1 with literally seconds left
>We're on the attack
>This is it
>Frog goes down in the box
>Referee gives it!
>PENULTY!
>Sit thinking of those sweet shekels
>Fucking baguette blazes it over the bar
>Referee immediately blows the final whistle

Never bet on it since.

give me a quick rundown

>is just funny
>a unusual

Most money I made was Ochoa BTFO PSG at Ajaccio. So many tears of joy.

I think there was one game where he had like 30+ saves

You now remember Adnan Januzaj

How is he 18?

he's 22...but yea, he went full JUST

You now remember Paul Pogba

>la déclaration universelle des droits du dab
fucking hell

I kindve feel bad for Ochoa, recently I saw that he had the most saves in la Liga because of Granada's shit defense and when he was in France he was in third for most saves in a season, ranked internationally. I hope he doesn't rot back on America

He finished his carreer playing in Qatar.