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they fucking suck

the band comes from a small town in Wyoming

nobody cared about them

Bladee is the lead singer

Vocalist takes influence from Mike Patton, but cant sing an entire scale

>band has two drummers

two members, both drummers
genres: post-punk, drone

>band has 4 guitarists
>6 bassists
>3 drummers
>2 custom percussionists
>2 turntablists
>1 synth player
>3 samplers
>5 vocalists
>1 xylophonist
>2 cello players
>4 drum machines
>one of the guitarists plays leads
>two of the guitarists fuck around with pedals and do atmospheric licks
>one of the guitarists plays dudebro djent chugging and smashes his guitar against a gong when he isn't required
>one of the bassists pretends he's a guitarist and does rhythm
>two of the bassists play slap
>one of the bassists plays slap but tuned a bit differently than the others
>one of the bassists plays normal basslines for backing sound
>the last bassist hooks his bass up to a computer that triggers midi basslines
>two of the drummers use a normal setup
>one of the drummers uses v-drums
>one of the percussionists has an array of custom triangles dangling around an office chair that make unique sounds when he hits them with a mallet
>the other bangs trash cans
>samplers sample the band's in house turntable scratching and give it back to the turntablists to chop and screw further who then give it back to the samplers to make microtonal harsh noise loops with
>synth guy doesn't actually know what he's doing and hits the randomize button in fl studio until it kinda works
>only one of the vocalists actually sings, the others do a choir-like array of chanting, screaming, shrieking and spoken word that usually sits in the background but comes forefront in the mix sometimes
>xylophonist dresses up like a skeleton and never removes mask. always interchangeably plays notes on two xylophones at once, one of which is modified to sound more percussive and atonal like thunder.
>one of the cellists plays it symphonically, the other is his autistic daughter who has no interest in music and plays abrasively
>the drum machines are at least 50 feet away from each other and play randomly generated kick drums at varying BPM which echo throughout the warehouse where the band lives and performs

jesus dude

all members are below 5’6”

The band exclusively plays Fall Out Boy covers.

Reminder you can't contradict a previous post, bladee is the lead singer and there are no musicians in the band

These facts can be reconciled. Different eras of the band, perhaps.

this

they're neo nazis

lead singer is a gay furry who lives a double life as a girl on the internet where he catfishes people, not for fun but because he borders on schizophrenic and becomes so involved in the personality he feels he can't break from it

The band's name is the Royalty Food Club Extravanganza.

they only lasted 10 months

Chester Bennington replaced the lead singer after he died and after Chester died Chris Daughtry replaced him.

They were active in 2017.

Posted in the wrong thread.

Here's the band's biography so far:

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Okey, I've got some bands I've come up with

>Aerocratic Atheist
>Ha$h Brown
>Dave, the Korean girl
>The Strawberries
>Some kind of Monster
>Thomas & The Pleb
>T.Gibbs & The Blacoons
>The Baitles
>The Edge of Society
>Alex Jones & His Country-Rock Band
>My Blues Punk Explosion!
>Clive Darren
>We couldn't be fucked to come up with a band name
>Faragecore

based

The founding member tragically went off the rails and had to quit. He later went on to pass away working at the yarn factory in a freak accident (mundane jobs was all that he could hold onto after his breakdown)

The drummer has down syndrome

>pic related is debut album

The band's on stage behaviour was inspired by Sam Hyde's skits on MillionDollarExtreme The lead singer of the band wanted to get an autograph from Sam Hyde, but Sam Hyde called him a "Jewish industry plant", and subsequently beat him up. The lead singer remembers this fondly as "one of the best times of [his] life".

so that's why their last album was full of kicks

This member was Thom Yorke.

This album is called A Million Little Feels.

the bands only hit is a cover of "i cum blood" by cannibal corpse

The band's lead instruments are a vibraphone and a bass-clarinet. Neither men know how to play these instruments, they just wanted to be different.

>Drummer has two members

The band broke up in 2002 because the bassist was outed as a crossdresser by his ex wife.
The remaining members reformed in 2017 and released a witchhouse infused jazz album.
It failed to reach the top 100.

The bio has been updated.

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The lead guitar player has issued an open challenge for Will Toledo of Car Seat Headrest to fistfight him, expressing disdain for him in terms such as "Effeminate looking little indie wankstain." Will has thus far not responded.

influences include
>chuck berry
>black flag
>run dmc
>van halen
>death grips
>the bee gees
>elvis presley
>five finger death punch
>bush
>beastie boys
>kanye west
>lil peep
>grimes
>radiohead
>soundgarden

The band has a habit of breaking into a Bruno Mars song in the middle of their own.

Crowd participation is a giant factor of their concerts. The atmosphere is so casual that audiences feel comfortable bringing mass amounts of drugs inside, and in fact during one indoor venue the sheer amount of marijuana smoke caused the asthmatic drummer to collapse and need to be hospitalized.

The bass player speedruns in his free time. His twitch stream regularly brings in more revenue over a week than album sales across a year.

It is literally the largest band to ever gain air time. Each song is >two hours long

Bass player Avey Scrumplump is known for his habits of wearing a beanie to cover up his balding head, perpetually insecure and always checking music forums on the internet to see if people are making fun of him.

Their songs are fugue-like variations on the Ducktales theme. Also every lyriic is 'gucci gang'

I think you win

Frank Zappa was a roadie for the band

the bassist is from new york city
the drummer is from rotherdam

Their 3rd album was a lo-fi acoustic-driven release rooted deeply in grief after the death of the lead singer's girlfriend titled simply "FUCK."

The band finally got back together after a sudden surge in popularity after Kanye West was seen sporting one of the band's t-shirts. The band then released a new album titled "Pray Before Bed" in February 2018. The band has also announced that they will be touring with Kanye West later in the year.

A&R is handled exclusively by Rick Rubin.

their first few demos were goregrind

Set up in 2006, the total views of their youtube channel have yet to reach triple digits.

This happens for every song performed even on live television performances.

one of the members killed himself to increase the bands popularity but it didnt work and fantano called him out on being fake deep in a “NOT GOOD” album review

The band finally reached the top 40 in Uganda (peaking at number 4) with their hit single "Age Is Just a Number, Baby".

Between their 2nd and 3rd albums, the band retitled themselves twice, first "THE FUCK YOU EXPERIENCE" and then later "Please Don't Hurt Me!'

They pretend to dislike the songs on their first EP and rarely play them to get the fans hyped up when they do.

They all desperately wish they were black so that they could be more cool and have it be okay to use the N word.

They then changed there name back.

Most none of you have any sort of real musical talent, nor would you be able to socialize with other people enough to actually be in a band with other people.

All these facts are so great, I want to make this band real.

read the op again dumbass nigger

They're all experienced swordsmen and have a Hello Kitty tattoo in their neck

Their lead guitarist's name is Thon and he is from far away.

They never released a 2nd album, instead skipping straight to the 3rd.

Yeah?

ignore this one OP
the band has a hardline stance on no 3DPD

>1st era - Two drummers and a vocalist
>2nd era - typical 60s jam band with 200% more people than neccesary.

choa was later raped to death on-stage by a mob of fans

They released a Christmas cover album called "Silent O' Holy Shit!" features artists Lil Uzi Vert, a reanimated David Bowie, Grimes, a Taylor Swift impersonator, Brendan Urie, MCR, and Mr. 3O5.

There's a surf rock, EDM, folk cover of "Mr. Grinch" that is currently diamond which features Nick Crompton.


Tracklist:
1. "All I Want for Christmas Is You" feat. Mr. 3O5
2. "Mr. Grinch" feat. Nick Crompton
3. "Silent Night" feat. My Chemical Romance
4. "Jingle Bells" feat. David Bowie
5. "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer" feat. Lil Uzi Vert
6. "Last Christmas" feat. Not-Taylor Swift
7. "Blue Christmas" feat. Brandon Urge
8. "A Holly Jolly Christmas" feat. Grimes

The 3rd album is called Love Hurts (And Thom Knows It) and the lyrics are all just Bladee wishing to fuck Yung Lean

The band was devastated. Marty (the vibraphone player) took over as lead vocalist. He would attempt to dress like Choa and sing like her (he would add an r to every word, for example "rage ris rust ray rumber, raby"). He would also insist that all the members call him Choa and demanded that all the bands patron money be used to fund his sex change

Marty had an secret relationship with the bands Marimba player, Diana. Both quit the band, and started a family.

You can't ignore facts, user.

"Choa" (formerly Marty) left the band and started in a reality show titled "Rye Rame Riz Rhoa", which documented Marty transition from masculine vibraphone playing biker to feminine beauty, Choa. The show was canceled after 1 season and "Choa" killed herself shortly after (streaming hee suicide on twitch in between a match of Overwatch). Kanye West has now taken over vocals.

also in the band universe this guy was banned from the internet forever to never make another abhorrent post. he also had his balls cut off.

No it's too late. She was in the band, you can't take back facts.

I'm attempting to update the article since OP seems to be missing but this is pretty difficult. Slow down for a moment if you would.

The band manages to always make aone track on every album that only consists 4 chord pop structure and 4/4 time signature. That's 3 minutes and 20 seconds long. It's in the key of C, and every note played is middle C. But backing vocals are pitched a half step down.

OP here, I'm gonna start again, so no worries

which drummer? we've got two senpai

This is the real Choa daughter. She never quite got over her mother's death. Because of this she would lie and say she was still alive, making herself a body pillow of her mother and carrying it in a wheelchair as "proof" of her mother still being alive. She would frequently interrupt concerts screaming that "rye rommy rite red!" and would run on stage with her pillow. She would also bully Marty relentlessly and refused to accept her new identity and him as her mother (a prime reason for her suicide). She was later hospitalized at a mental hospital where she still lives to this day. These days she still denies the passing of her mother and screams of her existence on online image boards.

In their psych phase the band multitracks every recording with a tascam portastudio while hooking up 5 different chained analog tape delay machines so that every song sounds like it's being projected out of a table sized megaphone from outer space.
They also have a gangbang with Lauren Mayberry and Sinead O'Connor while on shrooms

shut up IDIOT those are more lies
STOP SAYING CHOA IS DEAD

That's not your mommy sweetheart. She died. Twice.

Bump to keep the dream alive

Their bassist died 4 years ago from an O.D.

OP here. Biography is finally done.

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In 2017, the band was in a civil suit against Brooklyn Rapper, Bobby Shmurda who accused the band of sampling his entire "Not N*gga" song without permission and or credit.
The band constantly denied the allegations, claiming the instrumentation was all original, despite the track being an exact copy of the track.

The band was eventually taken to court and found not guilty surprisingly. They claimed they made the song, two years previous to Bobby Shmurdas debut single. But there is no evidence of this being the case.

The band now puts out monthly rap diss tracks, dissing, threatening and harassing the rapper. They even gloat about the court win. Rapper Bobby Shmurda was eventually found dead, hanging in his jail cell. Death ruled a suicide.

The Royalty Food Club Extravaganza was a band from a small town in Wyoming. They were active from January until October 2017. However, the band has announced that they will return with a new record entitled 'Pray Before Bed' in 2018.

Musical style
The band's musical style changed a lot over its ten months of existence. Originally, after the release of a few goregrind demos, the band had started playing Fall Out Boy covers. The instrumentation was however changed for these covers: Deviations included percussion through the banging of trash cans, guitarlines influenced by djent music, midi-basslines and the replacing of all lyrics by the words 'gucci gang'.
Eventually, after losing 27 of its members, the band started to make post-punk and drone music, aand released their debut album 'A Million Little Feels'. The vocals took influence from Mike Patton, although Chris Daughtry was not able to sing an entire scale. In addition to both members playing the drums, they also played vibraphone and bass-clarinet, in order to 'be different'.
Eventually, the band moved on from post-punk and drone music and started making witchhouse infused jazz. During this period, all of their songs were over two hours long, and they consisted mostly of fugue-like variations on the Ducktales theme.
>Part 1/?

After this, the band recorded their second album, entitled 'FUCK'. This album would again represent a shift in the band's musical style, now going for a lo-fi acoustic sound. Although this was the band's second album, they referred to it as their third, saying that they had 'skipped the second album'. The band's third album, 'Love Hurts (and Thom Knows It)', saw a return to their previous post-punk music, with Bladee returning on vocal duties together with Chris Daughtry.
Their fourth album was the Christmas themed 'Silent O' Holy Shit!', incorporating surf rock, EDM and folk incluences. This album was notable for its huge amount of featured artists, inclusing the likes of Lil Uzi Vert, Grimes, Brendan Urie, Nick Crompton and a reanimated David Bowie. Also notable was the inclusion of a Taylor Swift impersonator on the track 'Last Christmas'.
After this, the band had their psych phase. During this time, they multitracked every recording with a tascam portastudio while hooking up 5 different chained analog tape delay
machines so that every song sounded like it was being projected out of a table sized megaphone from outer space.
Interestingly, the band manages to always make one track on every album that only consists of a 4 chord pop structure and a 4/4 time signature. All of these tracks are 3 minutes and 20 seconds long, in the key of C and have backing vocals that are pitched down half a step.

Lyrical content
When the lyrics were written by Bladee, they mostly revolved around insecurities about the band members short size (Bladee and Heinie Banana were both shorter than 5’6”). After his return, Bladee's lyrics mostly revolved around his sexual obsession with Yung Lean.
When Chester Bennington took over, the lyrics became more political, focusing on the band's neo-nazi sympathies.
>Part 2/?

Finally, Chris Daughtry took the band in yet another direction, with his lyrics concerning his life as a gay furry and his catfishing. On the band's second album, his lyrics became rooted deeply in grief after the death of his girlfriend.

Influences
The band has said they have been influenced by the music of Chuck Berry, Black Flag, Run DMC, Van Halen, Death Grips, The Bee Gees, Elvis Presley, Five Finger Death Punch, Bush, the Beastie Boys, Lil' Peep, Grimes, Radiohead, Soundgarden and Kanye West. Coincidentally, after Kanye West was seen sporting one of the band's t-shirts, the band decided to return.
Furthermore, Frank Zappa was a roadie for the band and influenced the band's direction as well.

Band members
The original line-up of the band consisted of 29 members, of which four guitarists, six bassists, three drummers, two custom percussionists, two turntablists, one synth player, three samplers, five vocalists, one xylophonist and two cello players. Founding member Thom Yorke tragically had to quit because of mental issues. He later went on to pass away in a freak accident, working at a yarn factory.
The death of Yorke led to a fallout between the remaining band members, after which the band continued with a new line-up consisting of two drummers.

Previous Members
Bladee - Vocals
Chester Bennington - Vocals
Choa - Vocals
Marty - Vocals
Thom Yorke - Xylophone
Avey Scrumplump - Bass
John Cochesto - Guitar
Thon From Faraway - Guitar

Current Line-Up
Chris Daughtry - Drums and Vocals
Heinie Banana - Drums

Live performances
Due to Heinie Banana having down syndrome, sets were often wild and unpredictable, even for the band members themselves. The unpredictability becomes even greater due to the band's habit to break into Bruno Mars songs in the middle of their own, even during live television performances.
The band's on stage behaviour was further inspired by Sam Hyde's skits on MillionDollarExtreme. In the early days of the band, Bladee had tried to get an autograph from Sam Hyde, but Sam Hyde called him a "Jewish industry plant" and subsequently beat him up. Bladee would later refer to this as "one of the best times of [his] life".
Crowd participation was a giant factor for the band's concerts. The atmosphere was so casual that audiences felt comfortable bringing mass amounts of drugs inside. In fact, during one show in an indoor venue, the sheer amount of marijuana smoke caused the asthmatic Heinie Banana to collapse, after which he needed to be hospitalized.
All band members are also experienced swordsmen and they use this skill to swordfight during liveshows.
The band has also admitted that they pretend to dislike the songs on their early goregrind demos and rarely play them to get the fans hyped up when they do.

Reception
The band's music was not well received. Many music outlets even described the band as 'they fucking suck', with some outlets claiming that 'nobody cared' about the band.
However, despite the negative critical reception, the band's cover of Cannibal Corpse's 'I Cum Blood' managed to become a hit, charting at number 7 on the Billboard Mainstream Rock Chart. The band also reached the top 40 in Uganda (peaking at number 4) with their single 'Age Is Just a Number, Baby'. Furthermore, the band's song 'Mr. Grinch' deaturing Nick Crompton went diamond.
Their online viewership has been very unremarkable: Set up in 2006, the total views of their Youtube channel have yet to reach triple digits.
>Part 4/?

Controversy
The band is known for their controversial viewpoints. In the early days of the band, ead guitar player John Conchesto issued an open challenge for Will Toledo of Car Seat Headrest to fistfight him, expressing disdain for him in terms such as "effeminate looking little indie wankstain". Toledo has thus far not responded.
Not long after this, Cochesto committed suicide in order to make the band more popular. Online music reviewer Anthony Fantano called his suicide 'fake deep'.
In March of 2017, former bass player Avey Scrumplump came under fire, after it had been discovered that he had been insulting fans who had been making fun of his baldness on online music forums.
After the release of 'FUCK', the band also came under heavy fire for changing its name two times in two days, first to 'THE FUCK YOU EXPERIENCE' and then to 'Please, Don't Hurt Me'. Eventually, the band reverted back to their original name.
After this, the band made and official statement saying that they were black, so that they could use the N-word. This statement was seen as very confusing, especially for the neo-nazi following the band had gathered over the years.
The band was also shunned for their gangbang sex tape with Lauren Mayberry and Sinead O'Connor, which was recorded while the band was high on shrooms.

Management
A&R is handled exclusively by Rick Rubin.

Discography
Untitled Goregrind Demo #1 (Demo, 2017)
Untitled Goregrind Demo #2 (Demo, 2017)
I Cum Blood (Single, 2017)
A Million Little Feels (Album, 2017)
Age Is Just a Number, Baby (Single, 2017)
FUCK (Album, 2017)
Love Hurts (and Thom Knows It) (Album, 2017)
Silent O' Holy Shit! (Album 2017)
Pray Before Bed (Album, 2018)

>Part 5/5

Their Christmas album came out during the summer.

The band once attempted to form a reunion tour to bring back all previous surviving members, but at each location they played, at least one member was killed under bizarre circumstances, and the tour was cancelled after 5 shows. The FBI is still investigating the cases to this day

damn...

Show 1, Detroit - turntablist eaten by bears
Show 2, Washington DC - Bass player commits suicide by shooting self 4 times in the back of the head
Show 3, Nashville - Synth player disembowled, body found clutching picture of Ted Cruz
Show 4, Dallas - Guitarist and custom percussionist OD on LSD, bodies found on opposite ends of the city with the other musician's instruments smashed to pieces around them
Show 5, Las Vegas - cello player strangled by hooker, found in dumpster

Holy fucking shit dude

Once got the address to their venue wrong, and due to the band that was supposed to be there also getting their address wrong, ended up opening for Steve Vai. Steve Vai cancelled his part of the show after most of the crowd walked out during the band's performance.

After some meddling in the space-time continuum done by the down syndrome drummer in 2004, the band's music soundtracked the hanging of Jesus Christ. When the band realized they had yet to make a song suitable for being played at the ceremonial death of Our Lord and Saviour however, the autocratic patriarch Bladee panicked and unilaterally disbanded the band. Fortunately, despite all members being locked up for possession of child pornography and receiving extended jail-time soon thereafter, they remained firmly capable of travelling back and forth in time. After having done some refreshing time in county jail, getting there asses wrecked real good, they felt their musical nerves itching yet again. During a dramatic showering sequence, the boys sang in happy unison in order to drown out the pain of having a thick cock in their respective assholes. Shortly thereafter, Bladee realized the evident mental and physical pain expressed in their merry song was just the stuff the soundtrack to Jesus's death was made of. They kept reminding themselves of the song's emotional urgency by playing the song throughout their year long sentences without pausing. This way, Bladee and co. were positive that someday, when they would finally be acquitted of the false accusations made by an anonymous internet person (you: you wanted to join the band back in the day, but got told you couldn't 'because you lack pubes' - shame on you), well, that by then they would get to travel back in time before the false charges against them were being made, to kill you and finally record the song about Christ's crucifixion. Quite consolingly, the band got to hear their own song all the while through their jail time. The goddamn thing was just everywhere in 2022; like, even in jail they couldn't lock themselves up from themselves; it was a confusing day and age for the boys.