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margot robbie edition

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anime

looks great for 32

any HASTINGS man in

NEED to stick my penis in a girl lads

i am god

your waifu is trash
your thread is trash

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WAHEY

ANOTHER THREAD FOR US TO LARK ABOUT IN LADS

WAHEY

*dances on the table*

>Londoner posts about his supposed utopia on /brit/
>Dumb inbred provincials! (The Londoner enjoys the yank vernacular)
*Walks outside*
*Religion of peace truck hits him at 100mph*
*Wakes up in hospital*
*Sees Sadiq khan*
>Oh hello ma-
*Sadiq khan turns to cameras*
>This is a horrible incident but ultimately nothing to do with any religion and simply part and parcel of life in a city
*Walks away*
>1 week passes
*Wakes up to burning all over body*
>A man of Asian descent stands over him
*Acid burns his face further as he drifts into unconsciousness*

would consider watching youtubers if they didn't get paid by time watched

it means they all end up turning a point that can be summed up in a minute or two into a 15-20 minute video and youtube is a terrible medium for anything vaguely long

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no tits

how do I play open TTD
seems a bit confusing

australian is one of the worst female accents

need to stick my penis in margot robbie lads

australian is one of the best female accents

playing XCOM

australian is one of the best british accents

greasy old dingo maybe

hate women
they're so illogical

always upset when i watch youtube on my phone and remember ads exist

It is but there's a tutorial iirc

keep falling asleep at my desk

very straight

>australian
they have different accents there mate

Good luck with that *snorts loudly*

it's a bad strategy for youtube tbqh
shitloads of long videos means that the site bandwidth/storage will be stretched

I just lovelovelove luuuhhhvvvee my caffeine. Love it!

Tea, coffee, energy drinks, caffeine anhydrous. I don't use it as much as it sounds like, but I like to utilize different ROAs. ;)

W.T.F

dad just told me about shark finning. they rip the fins from the still-living shark then kick the rest into the ocean, still alive, where it dies on the seabed because it can't swim or protect itself.
really hate chinks

is there a noticeable difference between perth and sydney accent

I live in a £10 million 4 story house in a leafy area which is literally 100% white. My experience of London has been great

Not denying that there are shite areas, I see them when I sometimes have to take a bus, but London is fucking vast and there are neighbourhoods that feel completely different. Simply don't appreciate being lumped together with garbage paki council estate areas when my tiny suburb is probably bigger than your entire provincial town

I just can't imagine being that obsessed with a area in which I don't live and don't know much about

Ah yes, (((multiculturalism)))

>Indian Muslim teenager, 19, 'was kidnapped by Taser-wielding balaclava-clad men then raped and murdered by having her throat slit in honour killing after she began relationship with an Arab'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4724802/Indian-Muslim-teenager-kidnapped-raped-murdered.html

don't agree. there's just varying strengths

australian is one of the best american accents

we need to organize another punitive expedition

What the fuck is a provincial? Sounds like something a paki who learned English watching American television would say

hello my white friend

>ROAs
what

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funny how they mention the race/religion of the victim but not the perpetrators even though it's akk very relevant

>literally 100% white
>in london

couldn't tell what was going on so it wasn't really scary

London is a beautiful, premium European/American-style city

route of administration

why cant they eat the rest of the shark?

>Australia is spacious
>UK is cramped
>Australia is rich
>UK is poor
>Australia has no nukes or good army
>UK has nukes and good army
Hmm....doing some calculations...

>>>/ummah/

why would you want your willy to freeze?

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>I live in a £10 million 4 story house in a leafy area which is literally 100% white. My experience of London has been great

mate's gf keeps inviting me and the gf out for drinks

Would rather kill myself than live outside London

Britain is so fucking ugly and shit

would be 110% behind it, just like old times.
because they don't care about the shark, it's for some poncey dick medicine or soup or whatever

>European/American
Do you mean
“Western”

hello nigger

return on advertising

Gutted this didn't work on my PC. Didn't even mod it or anything. Bought it in Steam Sale, downloaded, installed, clicked play, watched my PC go BSoD 5 seconds later. Tried again, PC restarted and game uninstalled itself somehow. Fucking aliens.

sup esse

>London is a beautiful, premium European/American-style city

Just plugged a g of caffeine

feel sorry for big lenny lads

his whole life revolves around bodybuilding. Long shifts doing a shitty job in a hospital to afford all his steroids + food and the palumboism makes him look like utter shit from the front

i lived in perth for a few months, people asked me later on the east coast if i was from perth sometimes. so there is something in it that australians could pick up. i did try not to have an accent but you cant help picking it up over time.

>>UK has good army
oh sweaty

t. armchair general

saw a snapchat news thing about "problematic emojis" that turned into a lesson about unicode code point sequences
mixed feelings about that one

really wish caffeine wasn't the socially acceptable stimulant

so many better ones

they dont need to care about the shark to use the rest of it. but is the rest of the meat not a thing that people will eat and pay for?

interesting how people who dont live in London care more about all the horrible shit that goes on there more than the people who actually live there. Always the same excuse
>well my area is ok so who cares lol
Talk about cunts in ivory towers jfc.

>PLEASE READ CAREFULLY THE FOLLOWING LEGAL AGREEMENT...
*clicks "I Agree"*

Why does the Indian in Cheshire get so angry about "non-whites" when hes not even white himself?

Name 10 better armies.

GOT EM

so bored

Fuck off we're full

australian army is a regional power

>>UK is poor
???????

coffee tastes nicer than the others though

you're my slave now, runt

leftypol has never been able to come up with a good reply to hello nigger
he must be absolutely seething

greetings from cracker barrel lads

post a pic of outside your gaff then you bullshitter

Mum's crying because of Charlie Gard

MASHABLE
A
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been lifting for 6 years at this point

barely made any gains in the last 2-3 years, such is the natty life

most british people are lower-middle class

we're quite poor in western terms

why are you posting an american cartoon if you hate yanks so much

He has good friends, a level of fame which most in his position will never achieve, and trannies to satisfy his needs.

I wouldn't worry about him too much

name ONE

Lol why?

well there's 8 better

guess it's only a matter of time before we drop out the top 10

business–idea: spray–paint “FOYs” all over my local American Golf outlet.

this utterly baffles the brit

who you calling a cracker?

*legally confiscates your pineal glands for the next Iphone*

child homelessness in the UK has gone up by a third. so much for being 1st world.

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Don't believe anyone genuinely likes opera, or art etc. They're all just there to pretend they do, and they're somehow elevated.

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