"user we heard you're quite the movie buff. Can you recommend a movie for our girls night? You can watch with us if you want."
"user we heard you're quite the movie buff. Can you recommend a movie for our girls night...
Master and Commander.
I unironically suggested Seeking a Friend for the End of the World last time I got asked this. It went down okay because of course they were all glued to their phones
The Cuckold (2009). It's my favorite.
This is the only right answer.
From the left:
>1 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 5
Where the fuck am I? Who are you?
Lawrence of Arabia
Cheerleader effect in full
As a group they look pretty, individually they are very average
Blue is the warmest colour
Doctor Zhivago, Brief Encounter, and The Bridge On The River Kwai. A Lean night!
I'd just say Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>1
wait i fucked that up i mean from the right
Pretty accurate but I'd switch 2 and 1.
1 just reminds too much of Jeb Bush for some reason.
Let's say you're actually in this situation and need to give a non-meme answer
What do you say?
Excision (2012)
Love (2015)
second from the right is pretty even when solo but the one you want to marry is second from the left
any one of the Fast and Furious films
> user
Makes more sense,
this
heres bridesmaids have fun when you get up im sniffing your seats.
second from the left looks like shes in love with whoever took the picture
At first I was going to disagree but you're right. The others look like they'd JUST your shit up if given the opportunity
I fucked that up
this
4th from left is hottest
>"But user! Where are all the women in this movie? Aww, user, why didn't you tell us you were gay?? XD Let's give him a makeover!"
The force awakens
Master and Commander
she looks like a mom
Which movie would give me the greatest chance of making them horny enough to 5 v1 me?
>inb4 The Cuckold(2009)
Put your feet in my face and I'll tell you all
The Departed
Came to post that second from left is wife material. cute as fuck without looking like a 14 year old retard.
virgins suicides
coitus secured
Lawrence of Arabia of course.
I haven't seen the movie in years and really want to watch it again. ;_;
But okay serious answer for me is Disney's Aladdin. And if they want a real movie than Brotherhood of Wolves or Fifth Element.
It's okay. At this point in life I'm certain quite some people must think I'm gay anyway.
Mean Girls
*virgin suicides
im intoxicated, my bad chaps
Zulu (1964)
The amount of loincloth wearing athletic black men is going to drive them insane.
Paranormal 2
Kek
"what a great movie user, now come here and lick our feet!"
Go away footfag. We're having a nice thread.
Again the one is blue is the best by far. What a fucking qt
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. If you don't like it, fuck off.
>Best posture
4
>Cutiest socks
3
>Longest legs
5
>Tastiest toenails
2
>Wooden spoon
1
>Forehead of the Year
3
Truly the only acceptable answer.
Agreed
She's also shorter than the rest which is good since I'm manlet
I fucking did it for my ex-gf friends evening. We watched "Synecdoche, New York", lol.
I can't fathom why anyone would still associate with their ex.
It would sure be interesting to see it with a couple women.
John Wick
The Human Centipede 2, truly a chick flick if there ever was one.
"Well...it depends, girls...do you want to have a fun evening, or a deep philosophical talk after the movie?"
It's my exes dog dude, I'm watching it for Cynthia and Marty ackerman while they go on their honeymoon to Hawaii.
Would be fun if they don't already know about it...pretend you know nothing about it either...don't stop the movie if they want you to stop, be like "but wait...could be interesting in the end, i'm sure there's a meaning..."
"Any movies about buff black men?
"y-yeah? Do you know Pasolini and his movie Salo? It is quite a treat, girls...We will have fun discussing it after!"
Why do women get togheter for leg and feet play? Do they know about us on Sup Forums?
>girls
>deep philosophical talk
imagine the smell
ha...they can pretend to be interested at least.
They look sorta middle class but try to act fancier.
post the ones with them sitting down pretending you can't see up their skirt but they know you can see it and still show it any way
DO IT NAO
>not red skirt
imagine the fun!
You're only saying that because you think that's the one you'd have a chance with.
>one replies "I LOVE mean gorls"
You win
Blue Velvet.
kek
"La luna of Bertolucci. It's a great film about mom-son love. There is a great incest love scene in it."
"Aww that sounds sweet, user."
'user do me like the tape worm in the tunnel'
50 Shades of Gray, we can re-enact some while we're at it too.
That's a really good idea.
The Turin Horse by Bela Tarr, call them plebeian scum when they say it's boring, saving my virtue for another night.
She Hate Me
>ywn lay face first on that couch and inhale their farts out of every cushion
why even bother surviving?
Depends on the girls but this could work imho.
There always 3 films that I always see girls list as their favourite film: Shawshank Redemption, King's Speech and another one I can't remember. Choosing one of those will likely be a safe but boring answer that will not get you laid.
I think you mean.
Into the Wild
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Notebook
I've seen a lot mentioning those, but not as often as the ones I listed. Notebook reminded me that PS, I Love You was the other film.
These guys know what's up.
Irréversible
>4 that low
Little Miss Sunshine
Anyone suggesting anything that isn't a RomCom or an action movie with a romace subplot is a fucking fatty virgin with 0 game
5 > 2=4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3 > 1
this is awful bait
Why the fuck do they all have socks on?
"what about us user, we wanna watch a movie with you too, what do you suggest?"
>tfw no gf
Big Hero 6
I would need to know details of all their menstrual cycles before feeling confident enough to bless them with a kino recommendation.
2nd from right is best girl
because they know guys jack off to bare feet more than covered ones, but it's never stopped me before.
she crazy as fuck
this is the best ranking, 5 just edges 2 and 4 out. prefer 4 to 2 personally but they are both close. 3 and 1 are just plain ugly
the cheerleader effect is strong with these girls
bullshit the 2 middle ones are plenty hot enough on their own but the rest are just average.
Sooooo, are there any more pictures?