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fav fem fighter?

Who on this list is the bigger chinlet

>Fedora
>Rockhold
>DC
>Aldo
>Glover

Goddamnit adan

look away for 10 seconds and you steal my OP

Is it true the only reason you do this is cause you can't walk?

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Who is your favorite female fighter?

Trick question, the answer is Count Duckula.

sorry bud you should have called dibs

lmao keep going

Is it cause you're too fat to walk so this is your hobby?

reem

Who said this?

Hillary, Bernie, Romero, Luke, and Jacare all lost

Is Cobble McRoberts a good fighter?

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>McGregor is actually a middle class spoofer from a really posh area in Dublin faking an innercity accent

Ha.

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gregor is a quitter and a pussy

Just so that you're aware, Whittaker is a better striker than Bisping.

H8rs will claim this is fake!

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h8rs will claim this is shooped

Fucking hipsters, man

Just so that you're aware. Bisping and Trump won.

Bisping
>gets his money fight
>MW champ
>most UFC wins
>acting career
>loving family
>loyal fans

(You)
>h8r
>in shambles
>jelly
>fat
>ugly
>smelly

Why do you keep bringing up Trump, did he grab you by you're fiddle as a young girl?

DC is by Far the Biggest Chinlet in MMA right Now Rockhold is KEKING behind him.

Hillary lost. You don't need to cry.

He has the most wins in UFC history, more than any fighter at 20. He is the greatest winner in the history of the UFC.

He has the highest amount of fights in the UFC at 27. He fights all the time, any place and any time, more than any other fighter.

He has the most wins in UFC middleweight history, more than Anderson Silva. He wins more than steroid users and cheaters.

He is in the top 4 for most knockouts in UFC history. Only two off the number one place. He is in a top 4 list which includes fighters such as Vitor, Anderson, Rumble and the Iceman. He is a deadly fighter.

He KO'd stiff, the lineal champion and also defended the belt. He is the undisputed champion.

He rocked and dropped the most accomplished middleweight in history in Anderson Silva and defeated him soundly.

He has the highest purse earnings total of any fighter in UFC history. This includes topping fighters such as Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey. He is the most valuable earner in UFC history.

He is not a drug user like other division greats such as Jones and Anderson.

He is an all natural, family man and the greatest fighter in UFC history.

the fuck m8 DC has one of the best chins in mma

I didn't vote for either, jokes on you

>he has a bisping folder

Imagine being an American and supporting this filth, go back to your country nigel.

Bisping is a red blooded Californian

For sure I've been a bisping fan since UFc 199 my guy

>Cain

Crippled beyond belief, will never be champ again

>DC

Recently chinleted and officially Jones SUCC bitch

>Rockhold

Chinlet beta

The state of AKA

Chinlet

srs question will bisping be inducted into the ufc hall of fame?

Conor and Bisping are the only "champs" who have beaten just one guy ranked in the top 5 in their divisions. Really makes you think.

Casuals think chinlet means ''guy who got knocked out some some point'' and that the more recently it happened, the bigger chinlet he is.

>undisputed
Ykutw. Idntimwytim.

>T. H8r in ABSOLUTE Shambles

Khabib is their only hope

Yeah just on being the first English pioneer and sticking around for so long. It's not like there's a logjam to get into UFC HOF, the sport is still very young

>look at his face!!!!

Post your face and we'll see how much of a winner you are :)

khabib is fat piece of shit who will never make 155 again

and even if he did tony is just flat out better than him

Really makes you think huh?

He'll dominate 165 though

It would suck to hate McGregor, seriously

now what

Imagine hating Trump, Conor, and Bisping

Terrible couple years lol

>Aldo checks for signs of life
Your life must suck then bud

lol rekt

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I don't like you, I'm not gonna answer your question

ADAN BTFO

More like Benedict Arnold

Why do yuros like tapping out so much? Are they just genetically hard-wired to be quitters?

>GSP
>ever fighting Woodley
he's scurred, most blatant case of ducking around, Woodley is calling himself the GOAT and GSP is begging Bisping for a fight, who's not even a big draw at all lmao

Now I want Conor to win just because this Paulie Faggot keeps crying about getting beat up

My guys are the GOAT

Conor will lose to Floyd then he can fight Paulie next, a match I'm sure even he should be able to win.

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imagine liking trump and bisping but also liking conor

look at this fuckin GOOF

A fucking leaf

Sad that to all the Casuals Conor and his fanbase represents all of MMA

You're a zilch with no pride or honor to begin with, cant possibly imagine that youd understand why Paulie would be upset

Paulie is just salty because he talked a lot of crap and he couldn't back it up

Somebody needs to make Conor say something about Trump, literally anything.

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Spammer is right, Paulie dindu nuff'n

Grow up

A fucking globe with stars and a motto

Did you even understand the implication? Do you even understand what an implication is?

>conor fucking sucks he didnt even touch me

Unfair to declare HW a chinlet tbqh
Those guys hit like trucks. Getting slept at BW or FTW is way more shameful.

Grow up!

Stay in school.

Conor is a DNB just like drumphy

so let it be written, so let it be done, mayweather will go 49 in 1

>I like Conor get it? Just like all of you guys haha? Do I fit in?

it would ruin him, he's too smart for that.

Goober looks pretty big lads

>he should have bought me dinner

He's back on the steroids

Floyd literally cant take that left

For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy selling out bingo halls in Australia my guy

couldn't believe it when he said that

He already called him a fat ass who knew nothing about MMA when he tweeted about Rousey's first defeat.

It's on a Youtube TMZ interview, look it up

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HUNDREDS praising Schaub and shouting his name

Find me ONE person who would pay to see you

who is your least liked woman fighter in the ufc? justify your answer.

So after exploiting Paulie, is Conor going to have ANY professional boxers help him out? Wasn't Berto gonna help out until he saw how dirty Conor did Paulie?

based conner

I like Conor McGregor though

He's the most iconic MMA fighter ever.

Look I like Conor, but if the dude leaves after this huge payday (which is extremely likely) there won't be any legacy left after him. Yeah he KTFO Aldo but the last time he fought a real war it was a loss and a MD against a 18-11 gatekeeper. He's not even near Jon Jones or Anderson level.

I wonder whats the avg IQ of a person who pays to see Schaub on a stage is