Why is no one talking about Starwarspoledude who made not one...

Why is no one talking about Starwarspoledude who made not one, but two glorious appearances in Rogue One! How did they move him from his pole on the forest moon of Endor?

>sci-fi tech wonderland with blasters and spaceships and FTL travel and artificial gravity
>still need a lookout guy like in the middle ages

Lucas truly is a retard. Star Wars was never good. It's always been garbage.

>using starwarspoledude to illustrate Lucas is a retard

Do you want the death sentence on twelve systems, cause that's how you...

with a spear nontheless

How does he get up there?
Considering how high he is, how is that thing even stable?
Why are there buttons on the outside?
Why does he have a spear?
None of this makes sense.

How does he get in and out of that thing?

When he was just sitting there as that one ship just left without be allowed to it was kinda cool I guess

>How does he get up there?
nobody knows, but there are rumours the bottom opens up
>Considering how high he is, how is that thing even stable?
artificial gravity enhancers
>Why are there buttons on the outside?
that's a secret
>Why does he have a spear?
to stab stardestroyers with
>None of this makes sense.
sure it does, cmon

see above

just think, if he had stabbed Rogue One, the plans of the Death Star would never have fallen into rebel hands, a true hero through non-action

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Since I was 4 I assumed it was like an elevator.

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I wish I could be the spear dude it looks comfy up there.

Its like one of those pendulum things in Mad Max, there's 4 guys at the bottom keeping it steady.

Have none of you ever played battlefront? You walk up to the base of it, and press E, and you're at the top. When you want down, you press E again, and you're back at the base.

how long has he been up there?

Based Osleo. Reminder that it was actually dangerous to be there so Lucas sent the only guy on the effects team without a family up there. If he died then no one would mourn him. This is what lies in your future.

until there's an enemy attack
>ENEMY SHIPS INC..
and he's dead

it's not a spear it's an antenna that he just happens to use as a handrail of sorts

>great view
>quick death
>die a hero

Oslo Prennert does it for free

why would they give him a spear for a weapon? seems a bit cruel to me.

Truly puts the Star in the Star Wars universe

nigga you don't wanna make him use it

It's an observation tower and it goes up and down. Like a cherry picker for electric line workers.