Real Madrid vs Manchester United gamethread #2

1-0

Casemiro

first for poo poo pee pee

fpbp

M2-1R

Where is Bale

Inshallah Madrid

>the best Spanish team needs refball to beat the 6th best PL team

>moyes

>all that manure BBC

tha absolute state of zidane's tie

>Martial
>Pogba
>Lukaku
How many French niggers do you need?

>Pogbad

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UNITED
GETTING
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

Why are girls so cute?

Who /wants United to get fugged/ here?

>relying on an offside decision to beat a team with Smalling and Lingard in the side

>moyes

niggers shouldn't be allowed in football, one of them being the best doesn't mean jack shit

who's the last nigger to win the balon d'or or to be recognized as the best ever?

>una vela de la hoja

>de gay

do united have anyone who is actually good at football?

mata i guess. could argue micky taryan is atleast fundamentally solid

not much for 500m

DID ANYONE SEE THAT HEADER FROM POGBA?

And you lads say he isn't world class baka

Messi

Weah

14th for Casemiro

Was the first goal REFBALL? I'm not watching the game atm.

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>who's the last nigger to win the balon d'or
Ronaldo

>or to be recognized as the best ever?
Messi

Pelé

herrera is decent as a destroyer

>half time punditry
>BT Sport has actual 2 ABUs on

>Thanks for buying me orange juice as half-time refreshment, user.

He was offside but barely

based Macedonian assposter

>only 1-0 up vs the 6th best team in the prem

Is La Liga, dare I say it, finished?

pogba

>America
>white

CrAzY gOaLz

United should bring Lukaku on in the 2nd half.

>people not using eñe
REALLY triggers me desu

>Mata
>Mkhitaryan
>Valencia
>Martial
>Pogba
>Darmian
>Matic
>Fellaini

Matic is United's best player so far

>Macedonian webms

mata for pogba

>Clearly Casemiro was in line with the defender
>ABMs still cry refball because it's easier than just admitting that Real Madrid is ten times better than any other club

>paella-munchers think we're taking this pre-season game seriously

Look at how excited you are to be winning a charity friendly.

Casemiro isn't bad, but a) he doesn't DAB and b) he's only got 1m followers on Twitter lmao

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Post JAV slags (not going to wank to anything though)

whats uniteds customer hotline number? i didnt sign up for this shit

>needing offside goals to beat 6th place premier league
>the absolute state of halal madrid

Good half desu, CB's just letting the side down

Shut up Shitzen.

y las rochas pa?

>a fucking rock

body was offside but feet (which are the ones that counts) were not
still it was really really hard to call so it's not refball

Pogba's played well; take off Lingard

>want some protons with them h-heh

>BT Sport now own The Ashes
JUST FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF

why are madrid so much better than united?

they must have spent the same amount on their squads

is mourinho that shit a manager?

>Smalling
>Valencia
>Bailly
>the Rash

Cultural enrichment never ends friendo

Lukaku against Ramos is what is needed for the crosses. Lukaku is good but he can't out-aerial Varane.

Just as Bale was going against Lindelof because he can get more change out of him.

never heard of most of this madrid team

Daily reminder that manure should be winning this but they aren't because of mkihtarian and the dabbing vieira

this so much

Lukaku to score next 30 seconds screencap this

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United are so incredible weak. It should be 3 or 4 x0 by now, and real isn't even trying
I'm always amazed how such an outdated manager was capable of winning two champions league

Literally the most important position on the map military wise.

>matic unironically the best player
>Lingard isn't of in form Martial
>pogba being selfish instead of distributing two open chances
>mhki falling like a goon with an open shot on goal
>Herrera taking dumb long shots like always
>missing your 1st and 3rd best defenders

better get their shit together in the 2nd half

here

Zidane is unironically a top 3 manager of all time.

if it were just down to spending money then Liverpool should have won the most premier league titles desu.
sadly, its not true.

>1st of La Liga vs 6th of the Premier League

i wonder why they're so much better

>can't control the midfield
>bring on Mata

He is banging someone in the locker room?

>Man united fans being bitter that BT are inventing football in 2017

>>Macedonian webms

Because United are a rich team LARPing as one of Europe's big boys. Mouyes is marginally a factor

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>w-w-we don't care about this game i swear
ok m8 but poonited look like shit. outplayed and out of their depth.

united have 3 of those as midfielders

>feet (which are the ones that counts)
imagine having this poor of a knowledge of the rules of footie

How has Lukaku played lads? This is v. important to me

Having our first choice CB's out is leaving us exposed

Also Lingard

He's talking about how much the players cost

on about cricket you moron

what were you expecting retard??? you really think any english team is even close to Real?

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You should watch leagues other than your own. Everybody knows Real Madrid is miles ahead of United.

>Because United are a rich team LARPing as one of Europe's big boys

fuck this is spot on. never thought of it like that

>Man Utd, 6th in PL, don't look as good as the double European Champions

Wow you're really perceptive.

>britbong commercials

she gives me the largo alcance

>Madrid defenders spend 45 minutes in the heat running as far as the United 18
>only have a 1-0 lead
>Have to run around in the heat for 20 more minutes and then deal with a completely fresh Rashford

>Man united fans defending their hate of BT inventing football in 2017 by hiding behind a non sport

got caught off-side really stupidly
Literally unexplainable you gotta watch a webm or something

Is hula-hooping an sport?

>matic unironically the best player
Who is Valencia