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WHICH BRANCH OF THE MILITARY SHOULD I JOIN?

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go into the air force for surveillance and do nothing your whole time in

The JIDF, good goy

Navy medical officer here

Go muhhhreens

THE AHHMEEE

go army. way more options than any other branch.

If you feel your up to it, do us army special forces.

>wana fuck dudes?
Navy
>wana get fucked by dudes?
Chairforce
>wana KILL KILL KILL
Marines
>want a lot of options both financially and career wise?
Army

really depends on alot of shit
if you want any bragging rights and to learn how to be a soldier go marines unless you think you can make spec ops

Coast Guard desu.

>I'm dumb and just want to kill shit
Marine Corps

>I'm smart and I want to be comfy and safe
Air Force

>I want opportunities, and I'm not interested in killing anybody
Navy

>I want opportunities, but I also want to kill shit
Army

>I want to actually do something that benefits the American people directly
Coast Guard

Holy shit - are you a servicemen? This is perfect. I'm Army btw.

>didn't listen when /k/ said to just lie and don't tell them your medical history
>just hit the one year mark in my application process

This is some fucking horse shit.

French foreign legion.

I'm in the Army.

hello Chris Costa

1A4xx?

I'm enlisting sometime next week. I'm going MI.

These fucking quads.

But seriously, join either the army or air force. Fuck working for the dept of the navy.

Dat comfy chair force life is dope.

>all these single post ids

What MOS?

Nice quads

army if you just want to join the military

marines if you want to kill terrorists and fuck shit up

air force if you want to do nothing all day

navy if you don't want combat

coast guard if you want to be military police for some reason

> I'm crazy and just want to kill shit and make fun of the army pussies
Marine Corps
>Chairs interest you and you're smart
Air Force
> Want to get stuck on a ship
Navy
>Opportunities but you have to be in the army
Army
pre much agree with coastguard, rescue swimmers are badass

>join Marines
>get 0231 after taking ASVAB
>tour in Afghanistan
>super boring
>get assigned to the closest thing to hell on earth

And here I am.

You're a faggot OP.

But each branch has job titles and those jobs will either decide if you kill, or help kill.

The concept of warfare has been the same for 1000s of years. When you fight you fight because the leader of your country are choosing to do so.

The point in if it's right or wrong is moot.

People say the Roman empire did horrible things and was evil in a lot of aspects,but it's remembered as one of the greatest in human history.

People fight for the United States for all sorts of reasons. Regardless, they are serving the nation we live in just like all those who served their nations throughout history.

What didn't you lie about?

1812 Marine here

Comfy on base in Virginia

How's Blackistan?

t. armchair mastermind

>The EU army led by commies, of course
thetimes.co.uk/article/eu-army-plans-kept-secret-from-voters-3j3kg3zwj

>Last year Nick Clegg said the idea of an EU Army was a "Dangerous Fantasy", despite Nigel Farage and UKIP warning over it. This week Jean Claude Juncker said the EU needs an army. So who was right?
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Steps towards creating a European army are being kept secret from British voters until the day after next month’s referendum.

The plans, drawn up by the EU’s foreign policy chief, foresee the development of new European military and operational structures, including a headquarters. They are supported by Germany and other countries as the first step towards an EU army.

Similar proposals were vetoed by Britain in 2011, although there are concerns that a loophole could allow nine states to group together and bypass opponents.

Guess who will be in charge of commanding this EU army? Federica Mogherini.

Federica Mogherini is an Italian politician and the current High Representative of the European Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy and Vice-President of the European Commission in the Juncker Commission since 1 November 2014.

THIS IS WHERE IT GETS GOOD

A member of the Italian Communist Youth Federation from 1988, in 1996 Mogherini joined the Youth Left after the dissolution of the Italian Communist Party and its transformation into a social democratic party.

She is a member of the Italian Democratic Party and the Party of European Socialists.

It fucking sucks. I mean it is fucking SUCKS. I honestly miss the sandbox.

But since the situation here has deteriorated so badly and the UN isn't doing shit we got sent out here to help with civvies doing relief work and spooks tracking BH and what not.

But its hot, it stinkys, the food fucking sucks, theres barely any internet, and every day its just more and more dead bodies from starvation and sickness. And combatting BH and ISIS recruiting.

It is kinda cool to see the animals out here though... never though I'd see a rhino in real life.

Also I haven't shit right in the past fucking 4 months.

did ur recruiter promis u any sweet haji bitches?

People join the Army when they're not tough enough for the Marine Corps, not smart enough for the Air Force, and not gay enough for the Navy.

What's the masturbation situation?

Ive been to Iraq and Afghanistan. I've fought against human beings in each land. After fighting them, killing them, being killed by them, and listening to them. You gain an admiration for your enemy. Almost like a sense of respect.

Sure they may be 3rd world dirty peasants fighting for a shitty piece of turf, but they are fighting because they believe in something. They have a will to fight. A will so strong that they would even take on the largest and strongest military in the world and face almost certain death.

One thing ive been able to take out of war is understanding.

>never though I'd see a rhino in real life.

You lucky nigger. I was in Korea for about a year (2 years ago) and that sums up my travels off shore.

Tanks never go anywhere fun :(

Heard the Gooks are starting to build infrastructure in east Africa, You seeing any of that?

A sleepwalking diagnosis. It was in error anyway, so I figured once I got a couple doctor's notes clarifying it, I'd be on my way.

Not the case. I've had two EKG sleep studies and had to visit a counselor.

If I had a plate in my head or a history of severe pneumonia, I could understand the holdup. But a single bout of sleepwalking from when I was 12 is ridiculous.

Where I am you do not know who the women are and who the men are. I shit you not.

Sudan is like Satan's playground. I mean it is just murder, disease, starvation, no hope, all despair, all day, all the time. Compound that with boredom and its fucking awful.

But someone has to do it I guess, and mama didn't raise no bitch, so here I am. But I do love complaining on the internet.

I fap every night, its the only way to sleep. I share a room with 6 other marines and 6 CIA personnel, all dudes. And they all jerk off at night. Multiple times.
Oh yeah. They are everywhere. We actually have been bumped up in combat readiness because we actually have to take responsibility for any Chinese citizens that get fucked with in Darfur and in and around.

Marines are the best.

I want to join a branch but I have stupid questions, if any of you don't mind answering:
>What do you do when you have to poop? Do they hear the splash?
>How is showering time?
>How much sleep do you really get?

Computer is still on east coast time* but that picture from a NGO website that we have to protect.

Shit like that litters the desert.

>Trying to sleep to the sound of 6 guys jerking off

I remember in basic the one guy that everyone could hear masterbating. That alone was too much to keep me from sleeping.

Is intelligence a good way to get put overseas? I had planned on going infantry, but since the wars are over it seems like a good way to just hang out washing rocks.

>CIA personnel
What do they do ? Do you trust them?

You shower in a stall or in a shower room. Yes others can see your dick. It's not different than playing on a team sport and showering afterwards.

You will get little sleep but you will become used to it over time and waking up early will become almost habitual.

>What do you do when you have to poop?
dont
>Do they hear the splash?
they won't if hold it in until after boot
>How is showering time?
many cocks that come in all shapes and sizes
>How much sleep do you really get?
enough

It's peacetime, wait until we go to war and they will be taking legitimate retards.

>join marines
>shit sucks

you've convinced me to immigrate and join

honestly, this is coming from just a business/finance major fuckboy, that sounds pretty great. I'd love to travel to africa and fuck around with the backing of the us government and some firearms.

post any pics if you can

If they are with him then they are nothing important. Most likely Intel or tech guys. Especially if they feel the need to jerk off every night.

The one with the noose tied to it

It doesn't even phase me anymore. The worst thing about here is seeing the starving children. That shit...that shit stays with you.
Yeah. A lot of my intel buddies work in embassies/help out with the reapers in Afghanistan and in Iraq. But anywhere infantry goes, intel goes. And anywhere CIA goes, intel goes also. So you can get suck in some SERIOUS shitholes, like I am. But yeah, you can go overseas real easy with intel. I did see combat in Afghanistan, but thats it, so nothing too serious.

I don't know. We get a lot of Boko Haram trying to recruit in the refugee camps, so my guess is that they are trying to get intel on that. We've seen a stronger ISIS presence, but ISIS recruits via internet, and this place is in the stone age. We have to deal with UN """"peacekeepers"""" getting dropped by randos too, which is always a pain in the ass.

You wouldn't wanna be here. My OPSEC clearence states I can't post or take any pictures, sorry. This is an active warzone and genocided area.

Wuick question: What gets me at the door steps of DARPA?
I understand this is like some "dark/black proje(k)t and all

Quick*

Also, how old is too old for any of the branches?

>not waiting until Trump is elected

may god have mercy on your soul if Hillary wins

I think 27 for USMC not sure about the others

Army

Can only speak from an Army perspective, other branches are probably slightly different but pretty close.

>What do you do when you have to poop? Do they hear the splash?

Go poop. Yes.

>How is showering time?

It'll suck at first, in the Army you do shower drills for the first few days, where the Drill Sergeants literally just stand in the bathroom shouting at you to wash yourself faster. It's dumb. After a few days they stop doing this and showering pretty much becomes an on your own time thing.

>How much sleep do you really get?

5-7 hours, depends on fire guard roster and/or having charge of quarters or staff duty. Also depends on what you might be doing for training the next day, but at least in the Army, they are pretty decent at allowing you a reasonable amount of sleep.

>military
>homelandsec
>CIA
>DARPA

It would take about 30 years, good luck

not a fedora but what is the I'm smart and want to kill shit route?

whats with all the soldiers coming on to Sup Forums

last night, there was that SAA guy who was talking about drugged up shitskins with machetes and now we have a marine surrounded by spooks and Sudanese.

At the risk of sounding like an edge Lord, my experience has led me to being virtually void of all emotion for foriegners.

Even europeans, I feel basically nothing for them.

Commission in the Marines or Air-force and become an attack helo pilot

>drugged up shitskins with machetes and now we have a marine surrounded by spooks and Sudanese.

Kek, I hope that Syrian guy doesnt get chopped up or shot, would love to fight with that guy

t.will become a Marine March 2017

Ever see a 5 year old eating the corpse of a 4 year old?

Join your branch of preference and worm your way into the special operations community.

Green berets or Rangers.....or uav operator

I like your numbers

I've seen a wild dog eating the corpse of an infant while in Iraq.

>Marine march 2017
>17 year old poster

either that or you put it off for a while

t.future american citizen after my 4 years are up in the ADF and will become a Marine 2020


slay the dragon

Arnt the GBs trained for guerilla warfare(in4 copypasta) and bush fighting and shit and Rangers are just elite infantry?

going combat engineer in the Canadian armed forces.

how's gagetown?

Traditionally yes, in practice both US Army Special Forces and the 75th Ranger Regiment cover a pretty broad spectrum of operations now.

Does he eat it's heart to gain its power?

I'll turn 20 in basic, and definatly do it bud

I thought Green Berets worked mostly in training foreign forces and intelligence

>Canadian armed forces
Thats not a real thing

As a GB you will be doing very little fighting. You will mostly be winning over the hearts and minds of locals and building up local militias to help you fight and gain Intel.

It's VERY DANGEROUS.

Rangers are just overrated elite infintry.

CANADA BTFO

Heard from a buddy of mine a guu we went to school with became a Airborne Ranger, seems like real tough shit, my buddy is 101 Airborne at Fort Campbell rn.

Keep in mind... women became Rangers... they cannot ever live that down.

he said he wants to fight, not be a little bitch at a desk

Iraq is pretty bad. I never was in Iraq, but I've heard some horror stories. Cannibalism is rampant in Sudan though, especially Darfur. When were you over there? I've heard the IED's there make the ones in Afghanistan look like firecrackers.

I could do Ranger school in my sleep they're pussies

hahaha I don't know, probably, shit kind a looked like a raw piece of chitlin or some shit.

Depends on what the ODA is tasked to do. They do get tasked for Direct Action operations.

There is a big difference between Ranger School and the 75th Ranger Regiment.

Navy Special Forces

>>wana KILL KILL KILL
>Marines

>Tfw no australian marines who will want an edgy fag like me to join

I got rejected from the army years ago for ASPD shit fucking sucks man

Kek, true. They dumb all the shit for women though.

>running my IST for USMC last week and this stupid fine girl who is probably 4 inches shorter and 70 pounds lighter than me passed her run time and I failed mine.
>she came in like 55 seconds after me

Bullshit

>Green Beret
>Naruto

Nigga wut

>joining the 101st or the 82nd
>tough shit

>women became Rangers

please don't post if you don't even know what you're talking about

RASP and Ranger school are two different things

That's suicide tier

Nah I was saying the Airborne Rangers sounded tough, I know his lanky faggot ass isnt tough, all I do is smoke and drink heavily and im stronger than his dumbass.

ASPD?

are you autistic?
i dont understand what that means

>ywn have an Australian Marine Corps for KILL KILL KILL

does Israel have a foreign legion?

Iraq '04- '08
Afghanistan '10- '14

Iraq was more civilized but way more chaotic. Afghanistan is just a fucking shit stain on the world full of drug addicts, pedophiles, rapists, and insane Muslims. It's almost like an Islamic version of Grand theft auto. It's just fucking ridiculous and apparently it's just getting more ridiculous since regulation over the area is becoming strained as Obama is about to leave office and what not.

I'd fucking hate being in Sudan though.

Rangerfags detected.

oi u cheeky guvner

Sounds like you need to lose some weight, tubby.

Gotta lose 7 lbs to meet requirement fgt