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Will Rahmer fucks edition

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FIRST FOR WILD GRIND
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this song is actually pretty good
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Is there any other metal album with more fucking absurdly exaggerated reviews than this one? Most reviews for it on MA and RYM suggest it's a "completely bizarre" album that "operates at right angles to all other metal" but to me it just sounds like a standard dissoshit release, not unlike deathspell omega or something.

>to me it just sounds like a standard dissoshit release
The problem isn't the reviews, but your bitch ass

>hurr Entombed's debut is soooooo generic sounds like any other dm released over the past ten years huehuehu
>drr Transilvanian Hunger is so run of the mill sounds like any other bm band like Horna

>Is there any other metal album with more fucking absurdly exaggerated reviews than this one?
yeah, any positive review for any american album

reminder that art hoes are NOT ALLOWED in this thread

You are aware Obscura was released 20 years ago, right?

it's a weakass troll, dude

Man, I haven't listened to Obscura in a good while. I think I will right now. Thanks dude!

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still can't believe i've seen them live lmao
they brought out a goats head and shit it was intense

/blog

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are any of you guys autistic enough to make alt covers when you don't like the original or is it just me?

It's a bit like putting on a paper bag with a pasted-on magazine cutout of a model on your wife's head when you fuck her

i'm pretty sure you can only do this with hip-hop album art

it feels weird when it's a metal cover. Stop doing this

any pictures?

Yeah, and I do them on ms paint

not from me theres not. It was a goat skull, they had like three of them on the stage. this was back in like 2012 when i was 17

fuck that was so long ago actually. FeelsBadMan

>Dragged Into Sunlight and Primitive Man played where I live and I fucking missed it
meal for this feel?

>people under the age of 25
ugh, get out of my board

yeah I also do that
but I'm not married so I just use my dog instead
from now on I'll add "lil" before the artist's name in all my alt covers, just to piss you off
looks great mate

but i have better taste than you

>a real mess
fucking hell user

rec me some anti art hoe metal

did the "still waiting" glam troll from last night ever get banned?

why should we give you free recs? how do we know you’re not a falsie?

God keeps what from us?

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because i am a Donaldposter

nah you don't; you went to see DIS live, son

god damn
donald duck is metal as fuck

what do you guys think of this band then

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filename brosev
I got more

numale as fuck

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you forgot to link the old thread you cunt:

thoughts on besatt? just listened to this album, it is pure joy

pretty generic

Will it ever be topped?

>melodic power metal with bm vocals and grindcore drumming
Nah, I don't think it'll ever be topped in faggotry levels

not him but:
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see, now this REAL METAL with actual melody

i used to listen to pop punk before metal, good times

I made a new album cover for Avzhia's Key of Throne since the original cover was just their logo. I'll post it later.

These are great post more man

Sum 41 is heavier than most glam

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THis is Sum 41 actually doing metal
It's not bad for what it is, but their metallica cover is pretty gnarly

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absolutely untrve

trve
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Post nu-male repellents

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well meem'd, my boies

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t.

memes aside, only chads listen to those bands

ÜUGHHH BABYYY

Ax7 I'd be willing to believe, but that other gay shit?
oh man you totally got me

eeeh they're too gay even for my glam tastes

his face is so big...

what does /metal/ think?
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If some (not fat) girl just let Tom get it in, he'd probably never have made Cold Lake

seriously, the chads i knew that were into metal liked this kind of stuff
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they're meh but really catchy

Actually I think we can blame Cold Lake directly on poon overdose

*blocks your path*
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>implying any of you skellie blackie nu-males would fuck with him in real life

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anyone can get big, that doesn't mean anyone can get strong/win a fight

>anyone can get big, that doesn't mean anyone can get strong/win a fight

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he asked for nu-male repellents, dude

oh no! I am undone!

>he asked for nu-male repellents, dude

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@77537192
What you gonna do now?

>mfw I link to every post in the thread

no u

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Why do I have a feeling this dude actually likes being mocked.

numales are notoriously masochist and into humiliation

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Who is dis
Sdob bosting this :DDD

it's the "white" ""male"" guilt

this thread is usually dead without numale posting unless some faggot bumps it from nearly 404'ing with some useless post post spamming lyrics or youtube links

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>numaleposting drives away actual discussion
>we need it to save the thread from 404ing

>we need it to save the thread from 404ing

never said this, i think /metal/ needs to die

People just need to learn to discuss metal without 90% reliance on meme responses. The purpose of these threads is not really about discussion anymore, it's just to throw music at each other and shitpost about it.

It's fine the way it is, soycuck

Why? There are usually some engaging discussions when someone actually bothers to start them
Unless it's some babby-tier question or "give me more death metal like Dark Tranquillity and Symbolic"
The last thread was a total disaster though, half the posts are name-calling chains

WHITE BOYS
WHITE GIRLS
WHITE POWER OVER WORLD

EL TORMENTO DEL VINO ARTIFICIAL

the heaviest glam record to be made

i raise my fist to the sky
swear the ancient oath of black
the lambs shall bleed, eternally bleed
your fucking god is dead and shall forever be

hermetica is shit, man

Y SU ATMOSFERA PARRILLERA

stop shitposting