Bone?

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You're a good boy

If I pull that collar off will you die?

>you will never eat cia dog's shit
why even live?

This can't be happening, I'm in charge here! I'm holding the leash!

at least you can bark

CANE?

you merely adopted the bark

i was born in it

molded by it

You're a good dog

for woof

how?

how can this meme still make me laugh

BITING THIS LEG

WITH NO SURVIVORS

perhaps he's wondering why you would pretend to throw a ball without actually throwing the ball

You have the same safe taste in ""comedy"" as a redditor/facebook ciizen

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>that shirt

kek

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lmao what a reddit/facebook reply

Master Pavel I'm DOG.

it would be extremely ruffful

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If I pet you, would you die?

They were trying to claim your prize-woof.
They work for the veterinary, the neuterer man-woof.

Dr. Pavlov, I'm D.O.G