>Americans

[Caleb Peterson]

ITT we laugh at Americans
I begin
>Ameriburgers get their dicks mutilated
>as infants
>they literally DEFEND this
>the only reason they do this is because some doctors (fun fact: including Kellog, of the Kellog's cereal) recommended them that procedure as a way to stop masturbation
>which it fucking doesn't stop
AMERICANS WILL LITERALLY DEFEND THIS

[Wyatt Rogers]

good post
I shall consider myself bantered

[Dominic Ortiz]

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[Jeremiah Hughes]

post your penor
do you ever feel bad for being so inhumanely mutilated as a baby?
You do realize only muslims and other 3rd worlders do that, right?
I feel bad for you. I really do

[Asher Rodriguez]

>recommended them that procedure as a way to stop masturbation

As far as I know, it can also prevent some nasty diseases.

Jews do it too

[William Moore]

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[Jacob Gutierrez]

>be american
>forget to fly your flag on your front porch
>neighbor calls the police on suspicion of you being a communist
>police officers arrive and shoot you 50 times on the spot for moving your eyelids in a threatening manner
>your family receives a $500,000,000 hospital bill to cover the costs of pronouncing you dead
>neighbor is arrested and sentenced to 100 years in maximum security prison for illegal ownership of kinder eggs

such is life in america

[Jonathan Gray]

>circumcision helps with premature ejaculation, which very often leads to break up and shameful moments

you may consider yourself unbantered

[Landon Cooper]

>illegal ownership of kinder eggs

[Benjamin Martin]

Then why do Americans have one of the highest divorce rates in the world?