OFFICIAL HOUSTON ASTROS @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX GAMETHREAD

Sox look to go 3-30 by the end of this series. Come watch a one sided slaughter.

Keuchel vs Holland (ahahahah dat lopsidedness)

First pitch 7:10PM CST

First for depression

Reynaldo Lopez starting Friday
Get slightly hyped

Also a healthy reminder:

>tfw gonna miss most of the reckoning because I have to drive to Midway

Sounds more entertaining though. But at least you have Ed and DJ.

slightly hyped it is

thank god it wasn't covey

>holland today
eugh

>first dinger he gives up is to melky
How would you feel.

P.S.A.
>Attendance for the last Guaranteed Rate Field game
20,878

>Attendance for the last Wrigley Field game
41,047

A friendly reminder that Guaranteed Rate Field has the cheapest tickets in baseball going as low as $5, and Wrigley Field has the most expensive tickets in baseball where bleacher can cost over $100.

I'd finally drink the bleach

And yet you somehow still feel inferior to us. Crazy.

Did all the attendance help the cubs win that game?

>pickoff successful

I can buy a ticket to most rockies games for $4

>Sox have 3 on base
>No runs scored

Nothing wrong with a few mini slumps, keeps things in perspective when the Cubs get red out come Fall.

Your leadoff man is shit. He should have easily gotten a triple and the Who should be up one with that 2nd hit.

this fucking ump

>thinking you're breaking new ground by calling the owner of the 3rd worst WAR in baseball shit

>abrooooooo

>Falling for the WAR meme

>sox score

>avihits

It's kind of amazing how obsessed he is with a team he clearly doesn't like
He could be doing literally anything else waiting for the cubs game to start but here he is
Nice avi

>double steal
what the fuck

>double steal
wew

So this.. Is the power of AL pitching...

bustcada pls

nice

RBIcada

So Eloy Jimenez is just a triple away from the cycle
Just move him to AA already

>That 'girl' in the white tank top.
Are not even 5's to focus in on at the Downward Arrow?

Sup Forumsstros

YOYO!!

WB AVI

>lelfrey thrown into the bullpen
thank fuck

Looks like holland is auditioning for a spot too right now

>unironically losing to your NLDS opponent when their 2 best pitches were on the dl
>muh attendance

lets all point and laugh

kek

Feeling better?

Right back at you

>Dutch tank

Mean

Didn't even bother to read a thread with less than 50 replies. How sad.

Fuck you Holland

Fucking kill yourself

Did Engel change his stance or am I imagining it?

Who's the next callup lads?

After Lopez?

Yeah

Dylan Covey

>avihits

>abroo being a slow fuck

If giolito can hold it together for another month, I could see them calling him up in September
I would love to see kopech called up but I think they're saving him for 2018

MORE RUNS HOLY SHIT

Based silent bob.

>bustcada

Trade him.

>5 runs on keuchal

thats like already a win for us wow

a-are we gonna make it Sox bros?

>trade because he walked
Don't you have a cubs game thread to make

walkcada!

I made that post before he walked. I thought he'd strike out.

>Yoan Moncada now has as many walks in 16 games (10) as Tim Anderson has in 98 games
lol timmy u stink

nickyd pls

>Pointing to an ace reliever having a slump
The difference he's not going to be thrown under the bus and it's expected he's going to return to his former glory.

Also he did shut you guys down to reclaim the cup. Where all you had to do was win one game out of three to keep it. Reminds me of a world series match up.

>kikelel giving up 5 runs to the fucking White Sox
There goes our playoff run.

dang

>so obsessed with another team that he continues to post in their gamethread instead of doing anything else
lmaoing at ur life

reminder to ignore cubs fans

>Not taking time to kick your 'rival' while he's on the ground before your own game starts.
ku ku ku

Are they really cubs fans if they prefer watching other teams play?

>manlets

FUCK YOU ANDERSHIT

What's 6 runs?

wow

ENGEL SAYS SIT THE FUCK DOWN

neato

over/under innings until dutchshit gives it all back start at 1/2

>That one Who's fan trying to pull a bartman

niiiice

>ENGEL's in the Outfield

Checked

Fucking perfidious Engel Soxans.

I thought Holland got moved to the bullpen.

That's Mikey. Soon enough though.

he just got some work in

pelf is gonna be the one to move to the bp which could actually work cause his TTOP

lelfrey did I believe

Astros peaked too early. Rangers will come back and win the division.

dutch tank gonna tank

>delusional rags
We might have another collapse in the playoffs, but at least our team is over .500.

or not... yet

>disastros

>Eddie O has colon cancer

Damn shame desu

>Getting ass cancer

heard it from the radio. man...

neat

KEVAN

RUNS FOR THE RUNS GOD

holy shit

SCMITTY

>sox have scored more runs tonight than they have the last 3 games combined
what is this shit

F

>asstros

>Juxtaposition of the running around the bases and fire woks.
When did WGN fall so low?

>8 runs on Keuchal

They have been doing it longer than you have been alive, underage b&.