THIS CHRISTMAS

THIS CHRISTMAS

A GROUP OF JEWS

BEN STILLER IS...

ORION PICTURES AND WARNER BROS. PRESENT

SAM RAIMI

MEET

A BIG GUY

WITH A SMALL "GUN"

FOR U

AND A SALTY LIBERAL...

ME

THE BUTTHURT OF THE CENTURY

BRENDAN FRASER IS

EXPLAINING WHAT HE MEANT BY THIS

KEKING

WHITE GENOCIDE

WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID

AND INTRODUCING

BLACK LIVES MATTER

FEATURING

IDRIS ELBA

UNCIRCUMCISED

WHITE MALES

USING THE SAME GOPROS FROM HARDCORE HENRY

A COUNTRY ON THE BRINK

ASKING WHY

STARRING:

*In the Hall of the Mountain King starts playing*

DONALD TRUMP

AND

AIDAN GILLEN

AN ALL STAR CAST

"I'M GONNA GET THAT GREEN FUCKING KIKE"

COMES TO TERMS WITH HIS SON'S

ERECTION IN A HIT FAMILY COMEDY

AN EVIL FROM BEYOND TIME

"OH NO I GOT CUM IN MY EYE"

WITH SOME AFRO-AMERICANS

"HAIL THE DARK LORD SATAN"

STEAL PRESENTS FROM RICH PEOPLE'S HOMES

ROB SCHNIEDER IS...

TITO DICK "DICKMAN" BABY

THESE DUBS

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN

RIGHT HERE

AN UNTOLD SAGA

FROM THE MAKERS OF "THE HOLOCAUST" AND "THE HOLOCAUST 2: MOTHER RUSSIA"

WHEN HOPE WAS THE ONLY THING LEFT

YEP

SaSANTA HAS A SPECIAL BAG YOU..A WHOLE BAG OF WHOOP ASS

DETECTIVE SANTA, IN THEATERS THIS CHRISTMAS
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HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

IN A HOLIDAY ADVENTURE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE