Over 9000 hours in MS Paint

>over 9000 hours in MS Paint

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>New England
>Includes New York and the states below it

Fucking no.

And of course, the template

>Jacksonville
>Gainesville
>Ocala
>Panhandle
>Not part of confederate states

>Québec
>Includes the east coast
Thank you.

Confederacy will fight and regain "New France"

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Nice to see Quebec done right for once

>Texas
>doesn't include southern Oklahoma
Cmon man.
t. Texoma

>mississippi
>new france
it'll be a cold day in hell

Source?

No idea, I pulled it off /tg/ months ago

It's sick, Must be a post Apoc Neo-Medieval shit

Since when is Pennsylvaia part of cuckland?

>Alternate United States Map
>people do things such as the "Great Lakes Union"

I would never want to be a nation with any of the niggers from those others states.

Fuck you Ohio, Wisconsin, Illinois and Minessota.

Indiana you're pretty cool.

Yes, let's take the most powerful country in the world and balkanize it so the Chinese and the Russians can take turns shoving their statistically proven sub-5-inch cocks into Europe's rotting carcass.

This is more accurate, burger.

>Indiana you're pretty cool
>worst state of the bunch
Wew

But they have Notre Dame.

The Great Lake Union? Fuck that shit, Illinois and Michigan are god awful. Wisconsin stands alone, we don't need them.

Georiga boy here. You are correct. Most of Northern Florida would rise with us.

Wouldnt he much of a fight. Bet my money they would join freely

>West Virginia
>in the Confederate States
No

>including the fucking maritimes in quebec
>making the entire rocky mountain range its own country
this is just fucking awful.

and thats it

>West Virginia
>In the United States now
No

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>Interior Alaska
>Accepting Russian rule
You've never been to my state have you?

>Maritimes
>quebec

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO GIVE FLORIDA TO THE CARRIBEAN
WE'RE A CONFEDERATE STATE WITH GOOD GUN LAWS

youtu.be/o8SkOm7WF2U

>get schooled by canadian telling me how nova scotia is the most new england place on earth
>this post

why

No, Texas deserves it's sweet Wyoming clay back

Updated with cities

yes because allying the inuit is definitely realistic

Find one flaw

>Fallout in New England
That is Boston , isn't it?

>no Carolina Republic
>Carolina always in some sort of confederacy
>independent Desert or Cascadia or Alaska or Tidewater or Great Lakes
EVERY FUCKING TIME. Carolina (NC, SC, and TN) has a historical basis going back to the provincial era and yet no one has it on their maps. It is almost always in some sort of neo-confederacy despite NC and TN's reluctance to join the deep south in the Civil War. Most of Carolina is so different than the deep south and yet we get stuck with them in every fictional map while random shit like Alaska, Great Lakes, Tidewater, British Columbia, etc get their independence.

Texas is missing its sweet wyoming clay

That blue thing in south canada

Metis Republic Mon amis

That's not where Montreal is

Ain't Montreal, It's Sherbrooke/ Eastern Townships you frog

Kek at Ontario plus literallywhoistan

>Cascadia not a bioregion
>Sierra Basin instead of Deseret
>No Appalachia
>Arkansas is New France
>Labrador is Quebec

Discarded.

Fuck off Labrador is 100% Quebec

Rise Cascadia Rise

A nation to believe in

I'm surprised the surrender monkeys want to deal with all those firsties

>Be Italian Immigrant
>Be called a Surrender monkey
Mate i've integrated into the Anglo-Canadian culture lol

>literally irrelevant
No one cares about you

Canadian on vacation here. Regarding the Maritimes being included with Quebec, only the upper half of New Brunswick could be justified for that. The rest of the Maritimes are New England as fuck.

>New England
Literally you're all Irish bastards

That's Newfoundland. PEI and Nova Scotia are mainly Scottish and English. Southern New Brunswick are basically all Loyalists.

>cutting-off northeastern Texans from our Oklahoma and Arkansas bros
>giving us more literal Mexicans

Please no.

So, and this is just a general observance on a lot of these:

In the event of a schism/balkanization, every new power will do everything within its power to secure a coastal border. The majority of trade still moves along oceans.

>Implying canada wouldn't be completely annexed after balkinization of the US

Wut

>letting the foreigners put the idea in your head to divide your country

Carolinas would be annexed eventually anyways. They're hillbillies with a few manners, they stand no chance against rednecks

>New France in the fucking south and not Canada
???

That really bothers me about these kind of maps

It's not even the fact that it is an alt history for some but the ones that talk about the future are sometimes so pants on the head stupid

Alt histories are alright I guess

thought the same thing... labrador's ours, no ifs and buts

according to
sapiento.deviantart.com/art/Map-of-Noramerika-129615994, he pulled it from
amazon.co.uk/Mapping-America-Exploring-Continent-Black/dp/1907317082/278-2322110-8299852?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

Updated with Capitals and Labels

About 1 minute on MS paint

t. Chief sits on dick

>new france
>oklahoma great plains

yea ok

>Connecticut annexes Rhode Island

confirmed for knowing nothing about his northern neighbours. also, french-canadians fight teeth and nails, they don't surrender. you've got us confused. don't
I don't care if my city's a wasteland, I'm just glad toronto is

is this better?

Iowa/Nebraska team up master race

We have all of your corn and pork fuckers.

Washington and Oregon will not have California.

>Cascadia

Please God no don't stick me a nation with coastie libtard fucks.

good luck turning a profit without federal subsidies, or maritime ports to sell that shit to china.
on the plus side, you'd be called Iowaska

lol, only eastern "cascadia" is the real liberal part.
The eastern side is full of mexicans who cant vote or rich farm dudes, usually trump supporters

western cascadia is liberal* fuck

>Florida isn't part of the Confederates
You yankeecucks do realize that we were literally the third state to succeed don't you?

I'm with you, 904 reporting for duty.

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This.

I live in the NJ/NY area and I'm trying to escape liberals by going to a New England state.

Them florida gains.

>Sonora in california republic
What did i did to you america for you to do this to me?

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Kek
Why? Because you're mexican

better template for people with greater map autism

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PA ANNEX OHIO THEN GAS JERSEY

I'm sorry, user. We made a mistake.
Take us back.

These people are white right.
>not a question

Hello friend, I can't help but notice you made a harmless mistake. You forgot to add Maryland to the Confederate States, please change it so we can both be on our way. ;)

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all land in the world is historical armenian clay

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Its referencing to Armenian Empire, some guy that was fucking people up in the risk threads a few weeks ago

Thanks for this template!

Now to spend four hours watching YouTube and filling out this in MS Paint.

Southwest Florida born and raised. We like being so far away from it all up north, but we'll go a little bit west with the good fight