Try to steal Verratti from PSG only to fail miserably

> Try to steal Verratti from PSG only to fail miserably
> In revenge, PSG steals Neymar from them while the whole world laugh at them
> Become so buttmad they refuse to send the transfer papers to PSG and now they risk a huge fine from FIFA
> Try to get Coutinho from Liverpool and get rejected
> Will probably spend 100M on the wrong Dembele

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5 CLs, 2 trebles >>>>> 0 CLs, and some worthless michel souris tinpot frog leagues. Stay obsessed, Muhammad Pierre.

La Liga didn't send the papers Nasser


I'll be here in a few months when you get eliminated from the ucl

>neymar already partying in st tropez instead of training
>the shitty neymar crew pestering paris
>neymar sr already asking for more money to buy out sants from contract and trying to get shit players like lucas lima in psg
>psg squad starting to look like 1-7 brazil
>all this in his first week in paris, hasn't played a game yet
I don't miss any of this shit la

t. I'm not on Damage Control

it's funny how clueless amerifarts can idealize a club that had as much CL than Belgrad before Messi era.

>psg squad starting to look like 1-7 brazil
there's not a single player in psg who was involved in mighty 7-1

Almost as funny as the plastic club that is PSG

eh, i mean it seems like verrati wanted to leave but the club wouldnt let him

neymar went entirely for money, his dad will find a way of milking even PSG

coutinho is pretty decent replacement for iniesta

delbelel is wildly overrated and not much above deulofeu, so i agree on that one

>plastic club
>PSG
t. i know football since i turned 12 it means last year.

don't forget: they still have to pay 29m to nerman

>Become so buttmad they refuse to send the transfer papers to PSG and now they risk a huge fine from FIFA
lmao it's actually la liga holding up the transfer

btw, neymar won't be able to play next weekend, they've announced the transfer won't be completed by then

Mes que un club huh ? You must be proud

>Will probably spend 100M on the wrong Dembele

kek

the whole world laugh at P$G, 222 millions for a fucking monkey lmao

Is not Barcelona who doesn't send the transfer, is LaLiga

Still more than what PSG has

it is, though

>psg is not a plastic club

wew lad

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>w-we didnt care about nerman la!
pathetic

fucking nermal
>miss first game of the season due to olympics
>win without him
>skips second game after asking permission
>win without him
>join for third game against newly promoted alaves at camp nou
>lose with him
>lose the league by 3 points
fuck this toxic freeloader

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>because there was not football culture in the biggest city of Europe before 2011

Thats cool but I'm still not gonna watch ligue 1

I didn't even watch a single Ligue 1 game when Zlatan was there.

PSG was a relegation tier team before the arab money came in.

>moors BTFO

ayyyy lmao

Why all heterosexual man looks the same?

You're right, it used to be a scumbag club, and now it's a plastic club.

> I have no idea what I'm talking about but I'm still going to open my filthy mouth

>mfw Qatar funds terrorist attacks in France then people in Paris come and cheer their leaders in their stadium
football was a mistake

I wonder where they'll finish in the league this season, their squad is honestly pretty weak now

>Don't hear much about PSG
>Now suddenly every French flag is up in arms to defend them
Here definitely a loyal fanbase

>his dad will find a way of milking even PSG

>Oh sorry Mr Neymar Jr, apparently your father was caught in the middle of a terrorist attack
>My condolences. Please sign this new contract to appease your sorrow.

Nottingham Forest will always be more relevant than any team in France lol

>flag

Tbqh I hate PSG but I hate Uefalona even more.
Pretty sure a lot of french flags are in the same boat.

Farsa got bitchslapped like a useless whore desu

>Will probably spend 100M on the wrong Dembele

is this nigga really that good because I hear everyone on sp praise him? or is did recently become a meme because of all the good praise?

>mfw Scatalan buys back Sanchez for 70m

Sure la, Neymar was the problem at Barca. Not the fact that Busquets and Iniesta are shit midfield options at this stage in their careers. Oh and you have no right back.

french sterling

He's the jake paul of footy, you'll realize soon enough my man

As a Marseille supporter, I miss Paris having actual supporters.

Not an argument

barça should buy ganso, he's better than Neymar

>mfw Muslims now have to defend their shit league left and right

>Jake paul

Literally who

who's the bearded guy with the arabic tatoo?

Can't be memed into buying him since he already "plays" in La Liga
They had 2 before the Messi era

>you know remember neymar missing an open goal in el classico
>you know remember neymar getting sent off against Malaga

Pacy nogs are memes. I don't know how people keep falling for them

The only way to stop the transfer is liberating Qatar tbqh

Except he's a great passer as well
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>le youtube highlight nigger passing ability
no he's just a pacey coon with no talent
fuck off ape

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there is the Financial fair play in the real world and on Sup Forums there is the Plastic fair play where posters don't want clubs to become big and wish for them to fail so their beloved big clubs stay on top.

The "we're stronger after losing an important player-meme" is one of my favorite, made popular by Arsenal.

I'm sure the the clubs with suitable replacements will demand reasonable fees, knowing you have 222m in the bank.

>there is the Plastic fair play where posters don't want clubs to become big and wish for them to fail so their beloved big clubs stay on top.
Maybe build up your club naturally through supporters rather than have an oil country throw money at it, you filthy fucking sand nigger frog?

By that estimation, so was Marseille before they got taken over and bought Payet on a madness last season.

Basically the most creative player in his age category, creates a shit load of chances, makes defenders look like absolute shitheads, he's looking like the real deal. Had a highlight reel almost every week last season where he broke some poor lad's ankles.

L1 is plagued with socialist charges, can't grow on its own, need big investors.

>the filthy new worlder from a plastic country complains abnout "plastic" clubs lmao

shameless

>mfw barca panics and ends up spending 150 mil for a scuffed nerman

I like tobsuck dick

>does some real shady shit to bring nerman, fucking Santos while at it
>no problem

>psg buys nerman
>butthurt ensues

loving the tears

>systematically exchanged the entire audience for the club
>owners who couldn't give a shit about french culture
>zlatan
>not plastic

psg ultras were really violent, no good to grow, big clubs all have customers in the stadiums why don't you complain about them?

Checked

Literally having to pay people to have "friends" and not to be alone.

It's lonely at the top.

>They had 2 before the Messi era
No, only one (1992).

You must also understand that Barça was a joke before the 90s (only 2 Ligas won between 1961 and 1990). The serious Spanish club has always been Real Madrid.

Most clubs work through a rich investor throwing mad money at it. What is Berlusconi's AC Milan? What are the Galacticos? What was Tapie's OM? What is Manchester United?

If you rely solely on youth talent and supporters, you are irrelevant like Ajax.

>You must also understand that Barça was a joke before the 90s

Not really.

He is too egoistic and lacks vision. He is not a meme, but he will never be a true great.

>it's buttblasted frog episode

france lmfao

We need some Abu Dhabi prince buying Marseille and spending 500 million on Messi to bring back the good old heat.

Seriously, buying Marseille would be the best investment for a serious sports investor right now.

They had beautiful football, Cruyff, etc.

But they won nothing. 2 Ligas in 30 years, 0 Champions League. They started winning more in the 90s, despite some humiliating defeats (4-0 in the 1994 CL final, with even Marcel fucking Desailly scoring a goal). And they only acquired their juggernaut reputation with Messi. Before that, they were Arsenal-tier. They were less than Ajax, Liverpool or Juventus. Perhaps you forgot it. But it's true.

We're two buttblasted frogs fyi

>They were less than Ajax, Liverpool or Juventus.
Yes, I wasn't disputing that. I was replying to your ridiculous claim that they were a joke before the 90s. You clearly have no idea

Me too.
PSG - OM doesn't have the same flavor nowadays.
Some sheik should buy Marseille instead of the dodgers guy. Bring back the blood, the sweat and the tears of those games

A joke in terms of actual titles, not in terms of good reputation. They always had a cool image, it was a club you could bandwagon easily.

>Barcelona won the sextreble in the first season after Ronaldinho went to Milan

what did they mean by this

What's funny is how the media try to spin PSG-OM today as "Le Classique", just when it stopped mattering (because PSG dominates the whole league and OM is nothing, there is no contest).

We never ever used the term "Le Classique" in those heated games from the 90s and 00s, by the way. It is a recent marketing invention. (I say this for the foreigners.)

Like Neymar.... THE STATE OF FRANCE...lol

looks more and more obvious that barça board won't buy anyone meaningful to replace nerman

They'll only get ripped off any way. Buy a decent midfielder instead and see if Deulofeu can play the Nerman role

sergi roberto will be that "signing"

That's is a shame desu. I like watching Barca play because their quality of football is often fantastic. Nerman was a big part of it

It's best they just save up for Dybala and wait for Countinho next season when Livershit fail in the CL against Sevilla in the round of 16. Plus they really need to go back to focusing on La Masia. Carles Aleña is a step in the right direction. Ease the La Masia kids that are ready into the first team as bench depth and buy one world class player every 2 seasons rather than fritter it away on Jewge Mendes shit players.

>implying qtinho isn't out after liverpool choke against hoffenheim

Literally because FIFA ratings. There's only kids around here.

t. Not a kid

Dembele is class m8. Created the most chances in Dortmund in the Bundesu.

All I really care about is for Barca to get a good midfielder soon. Is there another viable option besides Countinho?

Bernardo Silva was a good option but Barca being retards went for the 100+ million youtube highlight players instead.

Bernardo moved to City way before the Nermal transfer saga even begun. You are being silly now.

They thought the Nerman money would be enough to buy all the players they wanted but it just caused all other clubs to overprice their overrated memes.

"no".
its the fault of fucking barca. dont put a fucking buy-out clause in the contract if you dont want someone to pay it. whats the pay-out clause of messi? 500m? maybe a shitskin will throw out that amount of shekels when oil gets more expensive again.

if you put a ridiculous pricetag on something you give ideas to idiots to think about the price.
when there is no price they would bid like 80m, barca said fuck no and everything would be clear.

additional to that the so called 'financial fair play' isnt worth the paper its written on.

if it is written down at all though

>In revenge, PSG steals Neymar from them while the whole world laugh at them
>220 millions for neymar

poor fcb indeed well played psg

Wouldn't be the first Dortmund player who looked class that flopped.
Sahin, Kagawa, Götze and now Dembele. Pulisic next year.
Not saying he can't be a great player, just that he shouldn't leave so early.

>Sahin, Kagawa, Götze
all 3 have been great until they left dortmund for the money.
dembele has huge potential but is a total faggot.
pulisickkkk is an overrated footy meme while being a good lad on the other side...

Pulisic isnt overrated
Delet this!