/brit/

2003 edition

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lads

anime

Nathalie

saw her chebs yesterday

*posts in ur thread* wahey oioi top lads

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which film are you thinking of?

oi oi don't save my groin

What comes next in the sequence?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
????????

could not give a shit

Yeah that's why I'm posting. Her body is something else.

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Eminems performance in this song is perhaps the greatest rap performance ever

tits

something something organic centralism

and thats why you will never be anything except mediocre in life

so depressed
so alone

damn rihanna is only 29
shes been here forever

Once shagged a yank girl from NY met on okcupid, in the toilets of a Parisian bar (la mécanique ondulatoire, it's called), raw and came inside of her. Tried to invite her for lunch later and she declined and didn't want to see me again. Really made me do cogitate.

do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?

how do u 561 on okcupid bitches?

talk to me user

Literally just fuck off Brian
nobody wants to hear your fantasy deano stories

Alright normie why are you on a Japanese imageboard again?

is it true you used to be an abnormie runt

?

cunt

>la mécanique ondulatoire
hmmm quite went there like 2 months ago
its right next to a fucking nerd gaming bar, fucking hell this shit needs to be burnt down

babestation

Beyonce is just shy of 36 and feels like she's been around since Cro-Magnon Man.

pon de replay

13112221

What is 561?

naughty

No job
No gf
No response from unreliable friends
No weed

literally rape

wtf
thought she was like 45 at least

when you go thug on a bitch 561 I'm from palm beach gra gra bow bows in a hoe take em down flocka

banana sponge cake

no alarms and no suprises

tinashe

>A skull found amid the large-scale search for Corrie Mckeague was not that of the missing airman, police said.

>Police said the skull was female and dated back to pre-1945. Mr Mckeague's family was informed of the find.
wtf

>caring about poopstars
tragic

really wish that instead of promoting mindless violence and toxic masculinity that antifa would promote intellectualism and encourage it's members to read books and research topics

fuck

Not completely. I just studied engineering so I have that side in me.

correct

Born September 4, 1981.

tinashe.

>leave school in 2010
>finish sixth form in 2012
>NEET since then

i'm a failure

victoria sponge

WHAT??!!??!????
a picture of a girl and a name????!?!!?
NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!
thats EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
you should be BANNED for that !!?!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Aspartame isn't ba-

the tourist trap

oops

leftypol blown the fuck out

got kicked out of charing cross greggs for whistling Interstellar

same as you fella, finished school and college the same years except I went to uni until 2015

best since then haha

why has /brit/ never been capable of a successful meetup?

only has 2 catchy songs desu
youtube.com/watch?v=S8Ku_ZAxnKM

listening to synthwave

Unironically had a meetup with a group of PUA from the internet there. Some of them are still good friends.

got kicked out of greggs for singing despa sea toe all day

lemon drizzle cake

people in the past ate a lot more dessert than we do these days because meat was scarcer so you needed the extra calories to feel full

>has a drink of pepsi max
>turn into a bloated rat
wtf nintendo/??

the 2014 newcastle meetup was a resounding success

anyone else do this :)

that came out in 2002 you utter fucking ninny

most reddit general on this website
ah yes let's all use names and trips so it's just like we're on reddit!

>associating with PUA autists
thought you were a normie lad, wtf happened

love lemon drizzle x

less and less people each year
:(

highlight of the episode

>carbonated beverages make you bloated

wow hooder thunk

whats the difference between a good blowjob and a bad blowjob? not the setup to some joke btw - genuine question.

don't know how girls can mess up a blowjob but i hear that some of them suck at it.

bit sad

can someone help me

I just started practical driving lessons what book do I need to get

would come if lauren southern sat on my lap

keep right x

this pic reminds me that im gonna have to kill myself one day

pretty depressing 2bh

the bible is the only book you need sweetie pie

fuck off underage

strawberry cheesecake (big fan)

i did that for the 1994 point and click game Beneath A Steel Sky
i tweeted Dave Gibbons and told him he was a good egg and he said thank you

i didnt really feel any different after though

teeth
not sucking hard enough
ugly dicksucking face
too irregular a rhythm
painfully flicking the glans' ridge
etc etc

lots of ways

SHOW ME HOW TO LIVVVVVVEEEE

none you mong
just get the app on the android store
(not the official dvla one) it's £5 and covers everything including all theory test questions and hazard perception

passed my practical in january last year

haven't touched a car since

you can read the highway code if you really want but it's not necessary
did you wait to pass your theory before starting lessons you muppet?

Rate my gf

some blowies you barely feel a thing, there may be teeth scraping, and some half arsed licking of your cock

a good blowjob has a constant feeling of suction (?)

Also on apple app store

>its not necessary to learn the rules of the road before you're allowed to dive
kind of fucked really

Why is Pepsi Max so much nicer than Diet Coke/Coke Zero?

the runt question

twitter.com/ItIsTonyNow/status/889343418014552066

similar position
probs won't be driving for like three or four years

such an insect

I prefer the monicker "seduction virtuoso". But yeah learned a ton of useful shit from PUA (and I was even a coach for a year). Nothing but love for the scene.

wheres caralad

lost my virginity in january last year

haven't touched a woman since