/3rd/

/3rd/ world/low HDI general - my government is on the verge of collapse edition

thought we'd have another one of these

invited: third worlders, nice f*rst """worlders"""
brownie points for white and third world
not invited: rude f*rst """worlders"""

what's going on in your country? what 3rd world problems have you gotten recently?
There was a terrorist attack literally where I was yesterday, and my PM's tax evasion is threatening a complete government shakeup.

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We just had the most violent month in 20 years. Ever since El Chapo and other high ranking druglords got captured, everyone is fighting themselves over who controls the territory.

Such is life in the land of the dumb war that shouldn't exist.

doot* doot* I wish I could turn back time, to the good old days doot*

I kinda miss shorty, I saw that movie they made about him "el escape del siglo" or whatever. Tbqh I've been terrified of Mexican cartels ever since my friend showed me that chainsaw execution on liveleak back when I was a kid.

2017 doesn't look well, who knows what will happen next year.

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Hola broder

The world is actually fucked if Pakistan collapses. I hope India just annexes you

Begone f*rst worlder.

Yeah tho, real talk we have 150 or so nukes floating around, we need a stable government. But we aint getting annexed by India, once Kashmir is finally resolved South Asia will develop properly and we will be kangz.

>India
Gods no! Iran is much more suitable holy shit pls no

We might set up counselling and aid unit to help men abused by women since they make up 26% of all abuse case.
The cops had enough and used national security law to crack down a hundred indian gangsters and in retaliation they threw a molotov and left a banner warning the police at the district HQ then got arrested.
Also vandals caused $2000 worth of damages in first week of operation at our MRT rail stations. Fuggen apes, we should send them to be raped by niggas.

Definitly. The price for cheap t-shirts would rise by up to 5%!

Didn't realize Malay men were getting abused. Also:
>indian gangsters
>Malaysia
Wut?
Also I heard it is 100% humidity all the time there, how do you guys go outside?

We gave the personal information of all secret agents and fighter pilots to some foreign company "by accident". But it's all okay, the managing director got a $9000 fine for "recklessness".

Those are made in Morocco due to Fruit of the Loom's dominant market position.

>Iran with nukes
Yeah, no

Don't live there but have a bunch of family in Venezuela and seeing the country become Latin American Syria at this moment is rather depressing. Atleast I voted in that referendum a couple of day ago, even if it means nothing basically.

At least your country's developed enough to have an overseas voting system.
Lel, it's gonna happen unless they get Bush'd like Iraq did. Good thing we got nukes when we did.
Fruit of the loom is comfy tbqh.

Our president decided to double gás taxes to compensate for the low tax revenues, also hes thinking of massive laying off government workers to lower the budget. Last time this happened in the 90's, there we're several suicides nationwide

Anglos overran us with chinese and tamils since locals refuse to work in slavery to them. These days the poor tamils end up footsoldiers for tamil or chinese gang boss.
They also go WE WUZ ANCIENT MALAYANS and how all our ancient ruins were build by ancient tamils but the history was erased by malays.
Its actually about 90% most of the time but you get used to it or use air cond.

Sorry cucks enjoy your low tier quality of life
haha

did you see this video about brazil?
youtube.com/watch?v=bKhR9i5CGkA
do you agree with it?

Also Indian gangs can be identified by their number eg gang 04,double 7.
The biggest kill count in Malaysian history was also an indian ganster at 16 deaths. Challenged the federal SWAT to a showdown then got a headshot.

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they who mourn, for they will be comforted.
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the land.
Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be satisfied.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart, for they will see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God

Rejoice, you inheritors of Earth. The world and everything in it is yours. Do not seek the worthless baubles of men, rather use your low, base position to cultivate the Perfection of your soul. You avoid many pitfalls being in poverty. All the better the environment to polish your spirit with. Do not forsake kindness, generosity and love in search of the perishable things of this world.

You are all Kings. Do you not know that you will judge the Angels? How much more the things of this life! Do not store up for yourself Earthly Treasures that can be stolen by a thief, eaten by moths or lost in the weather. Instead build up for yourselves Treasures in Heaven that no thief can steal. I love you all

Come home white man.

Yes. It's not really socialism that ruined it, it's the protectionist economical policies adopted in the militaire dictatorship that are up until this day and a complete lack of reforms by all governments after that.

actually none of the countries ITT are "low HDI" (HDI value under .550)

Perú reporting in

how tf does russie have a high HDI

Believe not, over 50% of russians have an university degree, education brings the HDI up

bienvenido
Ouch sounds rough, stay safe.
Thanks but I actually come from a decently well-off family. I like the message though.
" Each of you should give what you have decided in your heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver." 2 Corinthians 9 7

" [But as for you, O believers,] never shall you attain to true piety unless you spend on others out of what you cherish yourselves; and whatever you spend - verily, God has full knowledge thereof. " Quran 3 92

Not that harsh for ordinary citizens, the annual anti gangsters Ops Cantas wrecks them often. Gang double 7 crossed the line and went full retard by recruiting school kids to sell meth and then posted the videos online which went viral.
Now federal HQ send the elite unit to wreck them and their 11 trailers as well as assorted vehicles confisticated.

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PAKISTAN WAS A MISTAKE


~ MA Jinnah

>I hope India just annexes you
fuck no. We don't need 300 million muslims.

I don't think Pakistan is a problem, I think the people that live in it are the problem.

>Indian Gang


toptier kek.

>what 3rd world problems have you gotten recently?
saw cows and bulls on the jhansi railway station a few days back when i was travelling. extremely annoying since they keep blocking paths.
my home station's stairs had human shit on them and in stepped in them.

hindi belt should be nuked, tb h

Sometimes I think Vietnam is disgusting then I'm reminded that India exists

Why is that one band of area so shit figuratively and literally?

one word, POPULATION

forgot map

Why are wages so low in here?

Uttar Pradesh and Bihar seem to be outliers, let me about them

HAHA.

>Too high to post in 3rd world thread
>Too low to post in 1st world thread
I still consider ourselves to be thirdworlders

I have half of my relatives in Ukraine, and it's fucking mess. It's worse than many African countries. My granny relatives didn't have heating all this winter for example. Euros are idiots to set a visa free regime with Ukraine, tons of Ukrainians would flood Europe. Average salary in Ukraine is 100-150$, you know.
Also ITT
>Mexico
>Malaysia
You're not a 3rd world, you're 2nd world along with Russia. There's a big difference.

We´re running out of petroleum, shit is going down the drain soon

Lower class from UP and Bihar is the biggest problem. They also have highest concentration of muslims. All in all really bad """"people"""". But the high class (which is small, and Brahmins mostly) are top tier, probably best people in the subcontinent. But overall these states really drag the country down desu.

You're not a 3rd world either, Brazil.

Lol, what a bullshit. We have become a 100% shit country since the 2014.

>But overall these states really drag the country down desu.
these states are dragging India in almost every developmental metric, HDI, fertility rate, infant mortality.. you name it.

Ahaha
People go to uni massively because it allows not to be enlisted by military. That's why we have fucking tons of meme tier unis where you in fact just buy a degree. Uni of my ex gf for example was located in an ex kindergarten building, lol.
Average salary in Russia is 400$ or so, 200-300$ in shit regions.

Just keep up that opium cocaine and weed production and everything will be fine :^)

Yes, but, idk for Malaysia, but Russia, Brazil, Mexico - we have some industry at least, Russia and Brazil can into producing airplanes and so. Countries like Zimbabwe or Pakistan have literally nothing.

tell that to the CIA

>Gang double 7 crossed the line and went full retard by recruiting school kids to sell meth and then posted the videos online which went viral
Kek, in Russia, especially Siberia and Baikal region, there's a thing called A.U.E. now - criminal youth subculture. Schoolboys make some "crowdfunding" and sent money to local prisons, there are faggots and faggot tables in school diner rooms. Police has almost stopped it in late 00s but since the shit hit the fan in 2013-2014 it has become a thing again. Also when I was in school there were 2 drug dealers in my class and amphetamine was a thing.

What are some of the joys of living in the 3rd world that 1st worlders might not experience?

Why doesn't everyone dodge conscription if it's that easy?

well, we have freedom.
More like anarchism.

I have come for the brownie points.

Hi there.

Hi, third worlders.

What a bullshit.
>drug routes aren't going through Russia
We are among the biggest consumers of various drugs in the world. Opiates are huge problem here, especially in Ural and Siberia and small cities in central Russia.

yea I was trying to bant, not shit up a thread

the point remains though that latin america is the only place in the world that cocaine is produced, so we arnt the only ones to blame for mexico's instability (probably more to blame than other country, but the usa is where most of canada's drugs get smuggled through

Because low class people, especially peasants from villages think that MAN MUST SERVE IN A MILITARY and they often can't save enough money even for meme uni. Also police and secret services are the places where you can earn HUGE money, and you have to serve in military in a past to work there. Salaries in police are large, also serving in police provides you with great bribery opportunities. Also military is often the only way to leave fucking village or a small town for a person living there. Small towns are the worst places in Russia - big crime rate, drugs, alcoholism, poverty, no jobs. Salaries are like 200-300$.
Yeah. People often say here while talking about emigration that USA is not a free country: big fines, police would not let you drink in streets freely, you can go to court for meme reasons etc. People say the same about Germany too.

Me too.
Ex Yugoslavia and ex USSR should all get brownie points.

It's painful to see someone describe the state of corruption in Russia. Do you think that it's possible for things to get better with incremental changes?

No. There are examples like Singapore, of course, but I don't think even the strictest dictator could prevent it here. It's in our mindset, we like solving problems through the personal communications, not through the laws. We like just have a conversations with correct people, to have connections, etc. Courts, laws - we don't like it and would do anything through it only if there are no other ways for us.

>TFW a bomb blast kills more than 20 people in Pakistan.

>what's going on in your country?
poverty, alcoholism, corruption, abortions, so business as usual
>what 3rd world problems have you gotten recently?
you mean me personally?
like a week ago during a rainfall and strong wind a huge tree fell on a road from my work to a bus stop and it is still there

H-hi, well, I guess a week ago I saw a homeless dude

will you be my boer friend?

Chinks have that much deeper in their mindset. Singapore didn't actually defear its corruptiom it just made so there is so much money that it doesn't affect average person's life. Like there was a scandal like half a year before when it turned out that simgapore officials or companies were bribing high rank americam military officer with prostitutes and sea trips and he kept choosing Simgapore as service station for american navy and therefore the country was receiving billions on contracts with navy.

>what 3rd world problems have you gotten recently?
My salary is 600$ and I am a mechanical engineer. Also yesterday I have changed my usual way home to escape a pride of stray dogs I have noticed, few months ago someone stole my phone from my bag while I was riding a bus, my parents fuck my brain with religion, I can't afford living away from my family and I have to live in a 9 meter room with by brothers.

>Like there was a scandal like half a year before when it turned out that simgapore officials or companies were bribing high rank americam military officer with prostitutes and sea trips and he kept choosing Simgapore as service station for american navy and therefore the country was receiving billions on contracts with navy.
? It's a very good corruption, when you give bribes to foreigners so they build various shit in your country. It really benefits country, why is it even a scandal? Dudes dif everything right, I would be happy if Putin friends bribe Boing so they would manufacture their planes here for example.

H-hi...

Hello friends!

You should get rid of them somehow. Why didn't you btw? Just apply some discriminative taxation like a reverse jizzya that they have to pay if they want to stay muslims. If they convert to hinduism, they are exempt from it. This is the only reason islam spread like a wildfire.

>This is the only reason islam spread like a wildfire.
No, it's because MENA was tired of sectarian violence of various Christian sects and Byzantium and Iran were exhausted of fighting each other. Also it was more progressive in 7th century. There are still many Christians in MENA now so it's not a thing. Also Hinduism is not really better. Also discrimination is the best way for group to become insular and ultraconservative, look at orthodox Jews or black ghettos in USA. They should just become more developed country so people would be less religious and no one would give a real fuck whether you're Muslim, Hindu, Christian etc. Also Hindus don't like Christians too btw.

They are 20 years behind rest of the country.

Don't care so much as to convert them back to Hinduism.

Let me guess, you are a muslim? :DDD

Don't care so much as to convert them back to Hinduism. We are already very big country, not really looking to get more people in it muslim or not.

>Let me guess, you are a muslim
No, I just know a bit of history and I see a good example of Tatars who are Muslims but we live peacefully with them, we are intermixed a lot and so. That's because we always treated them as equals and developed Tatarstan region. It's now is one of the most developed regions of Russia, one of the core regions of our economy, etc. If you start discrimination, it always results in ghettos which would be a huge problem in a future, look at USA.

>There are still many Christians in MENA now so it's not a thing.
Tell that to the Copts of Egypt being bombed every they by Muslim fanatics or the Christians of Syria and Iraq. Your other arguments about Christan sects fighting with each other (when? where? that only started in the Reformation period way later) is downright stupid as well as already at the craddle of islam there was infighting too with shia-sunni schism. What else was islam good for? Progressive? in what way? Burning down the great library of Alexandria was really progressive I guess. Kill yourself, you stupid fucking shit.

Well, you should because if the situation were the reverse, they would literally enslave and murder you for not converting.

le development/educated muslim are peaceful meme

>tfw when some nigger flipping burgers in America makes your monthly salary in 40 hours

Makes me question why I even got through the trouble of getting a degree,I could have become a dealer and earn more

>toptier kek
TAKE THEM BAAAACK!
We have pretty varied industry especially electronics as well as palm oil sector and its R&D, highways and tunnel construction. Recently we started expanding palm oil to Liberia in hopes of turning them into African food supplier. Service industry is growing decently and a new financial city is being built with future bullet train to Singapore.
MH 17 and MH370 hit our tourism really hard but its recovering slowly.
Problem is with low currency is that German multinationals are eating up our industry, now in the trains,malls and fasting month bazaar you can see germans everywhere.
Man I have never met a drug dealer myself. Especially dealers in schools would result in an armoured car crashing into the gangs really quick if found out.

Well then tell me about Malaysian terrorists.

>Christians being bombed
Pogroms and ethnic tensions have been a thing for the whole the history of humankind. The fact that Christians exist there in serious numbers is a proof that people converted to Islam there not because of taxes, but because of political reasons mostly.
>sectarian violence
>reformation
Read about centuries of weird sects in MENA and church fighting them, read about gnostics, nestorians, pre-halcidonian churches. Region was exhausted by wars and religious violence so when caliphate came there most of them didn't resist it.
>progressive
Unlike 7th century MENA Christianity it allowed divorces, marrying person of another faith for men, it was religiously tolerant (there was no compulsive conversion), urged hygiene and education. Of course nowadays political Islam is a conservative obsolete shit, but in 7th century Islam was good thing.
>Alexandrian library
Read wiki, it was more complex. First it was destroyed by emperor Aurelius, than by Christians and Arabs did it the last, and there are no evidences on the latter.

You're second world m8. Except Pakistani dude there were no 3rd worlders ITT. Maybe Indians, but they are just very diverse country and they have 2nd world regions too. South Africa is low tier 2nd world I would say.

Meh just let it be, if people believe that we are out to truck them instead of watching football while eating indian flatbread after doing our prayers nothing will change their mind.

I approve of this thread and please can you tell me more about
>men abused by women
Maybe link some article in english? And how exactly are they abused? Like husbands in marriage? Post more pls.

Why would you pay somebody well when he work even for poor wage?
>it is the same case here

thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/07/24/men-also-get-beaten-up-by-wives-says-kuala-selangor-mp/
People always go on about 'muh sharia patriarchy' but they forgot that women can use the power of gossip and in laws to demolish your life and bring relatives to beat someone.

same shit happens in india too, and our sexual harrassment and rape laws are partial towards women.

So how does marriage works in your country? At our world, generally girls are free to do whatever they want. They are mostly passive in dating game. They simply allow boys to ask them on dates, court them and then down the line pick the best suitor, marry him, have some kids together and when shit hits the fan, they either solve it or divorce and then (usually the boy) pays alimony for the children.

But in average you marry somebody you trust and love so the abuse doesnt happen. And in most cases the wife decides like 90% and husband simply comply, goes to work and at night fucks his wife to oblivion. And wife works too when children are older.

Plus minus the violence happens only when bith of them are idiots.

How do you do it?

We'll end up paying (through the government) to some commie despots to lead us down the same path as Venezuela until we become an overseas Cuban province or starve to death, as if we weren't an a bad situation already. And the worst part is that our destiny will be sealed by uneducated "people" in exchange for a bottle of alcohol each, so they can get drunk at night after the poll stations close.

We're fucked. I want to get off this ride.

Marriage laws use sharia for muslim and secular for non muslim but minus some cultural differences like a cooldown period before called idah and other procedures both are similar.
Pretty much the same minus sex before marriage for a lot of muslims. For more conservative ones you need to go on job interview with their parents and siblings first before dating is approved.
For both muslim and non muslim the in laws have really strong influence in societies in Asia since marriage involves 2 families and not just the individual.

Will there ever be peace in Somalia lads?

Looks like a lot of people here have identity crises about what world they are. Maybe next time whoever makes the /3rd/ thread can include 2nd world as honorary guests.
Ayyy, I have some albino cousins so I'm basically white with you all.
Ouch, we get strong rains too, haven't had something that bad happen to me yet.
Same here except with wild boars. The wild dogs are nice, the boars are hellspawn and will murder you.
:)

Look up somaliland, they're the best part of Somalia trying to become independent and UN recognized.