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cat in a shoebox edition

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sorry I meant storage box, silly me

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free world boss

3 brit threads at once
insanity
madness

doing a read
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Master and Commander is probably my favourite film ever

INTERNET HATE MACHINE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Don't get that film

But its SO boring lol and what's with the gay relationship?

Shan't

don't forget your old shipmate is a banging tune

2 now

Do you think it'll ever be possible to just "kill" the Internet?

obama the house niggre

It would be extremely painful

genuinely no need to play a video game other than skyrim

*double taps tim berners-lee in the head*
there we go, every webpage ever should disappear in the next 30 mins

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I got bored of it very quickly. Though I still reinstall it a couple times a year, mod it to look stunning and then uninstall it again.

for queen and country

disagree

>The London Experience

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FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY
youtube.com/watch?v=mRIAw6LkqlE

Please be in Hampstead

GTA V*

>doing a read
>buzzfeed
oh dear

Obsessed

haha banter

Alri bender

All men ... are NOT created equal! Some are born swifter afoot, some with greater beauty, some are born into poverty and others born sick and feeble. Both in birth and upbringing, in sheer scope of ability every human is inherently different;

Yes that is why people discriminate against one another, which is why there is struggle, competition and the unfaltering march of progress. Inequality is not wrong, equality is. What of the E.U. which made equality a right? Rabble politics by a popularity contest. The Chinese Federation with its equal distribution of wealth? A nation of lazy dullards.

But not our beloved Britannia, we fight, we compete, evolution is continuous. Britannia alone moves forward, advancing steadily into the future. Even the death of my son, Clovis, demonstrates Britannia's unswerving commitment to progress. We will fight on, we shall struggle, compete, plunder and dominate, and in the end, the future shall be ours. ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!

can't believe it's been over a year since brexit
i remember it like it was yesterday

more like constant source of dismay

wearing socks

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norfolk on suicide watch

alri Abdu Rahij

I think I have alzheimer's.

for queen and country
(should be king tho)

i think i have alzheimer's.

not taking sides, just seems like they were having a good laugh

I think I have alzheimer's.

Stubble makes me look fat

nah ur just fat regardless

>could have been born when Britain was a superpower and being a heterosexual white male was good for you
>was instead born in the late 20th century and had to grow up in the 21st century when Britain is in its decline and white men are reviled by everyone, including many white men

talk about bad luck

Literally rasheed. They are intimidating an old man, in a pack, like apes, screaming in his ear to a point he has to tell them it hurts, telling them his god is not real.

They're just animals, they can't help themselves.

howling
can you imagine if norfolk was a desert

I think I have alzheimer's.

5'11
75kg

imagine being so thick you actually read buzzfeed

"If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love."

going to sleep
goodnight

if you severed some of the major arteries where data flows you could do some major disruption

'kin ell lad it's not like the matrix

;(
wish i'd been born about 1903 tbf
too young to fight in ww1
too old to fight in ww2
max comfy

@ 77549442
right okay then mate
*walks away and talks to *
well if you say so

He's provoking them though?

convinced being born british today rather than two centuries ago means you fucked up in a past life

so if i love wanking to tranny porn it wouldn't be tragic if i died doing it, and my mother had to walk in to my apartment to that scene

buzzfeed news is actually good though

bent

Karma. :)

it's true though. if you cut the transatlantic cables people in europe wouldn't be able to connect to servers in america and vice versa

I think I have alzheimer's.

>transatlantic cables

it was an example

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No he isn't he is defending his views to a crowd of people who are ridiculing him. It would be quite easy to walk past, that's what I do when I see people preaching in the street.

i don't usually but that article is good

you're as hungry for attention as you are thick
here's your reply...

bad implants?

nah being born in the early 20th century would have been pretty bad too

imagine watching your country decline quickly before your eyes over your lifetime. you leave this earth on a sour note.

best life-span would have been right after Napoleon's defeat and maybe dying just after Victoria (if you're lucky to live that long). you get to watch Britain get better and better before you die, and don't have to watch the big decline after WWI.

saved this pic into my inspo folder

it's not really inspo tho

he's just good looking lol

do poor people only have themselves to blame for their failings?

>when you hate women so much you become gay

being poor isn't a failure if they still can provide for their family. if they spend all their money on cell phones and video games and rely on the state to feed their family then it'd shameful, but not really a failure

don't even hate womyn

>“Oh now! “, says the sergeant “I’ll have no such chat
>And I neither will take it from spalpeen or brat
>For if you insult me with one other word
>I’ll cut off your heads in the morning ”
>And then Arthur and I we soon drew our hods
>And we scarce gave them time for to draw their own blades
>When a trusty shillelagh came over their heads
>And bade them take that as fair warning

>And their old rusty rapiers that hung by their side
>We flung them as far as we could in the tide
>“Now take them out, Divils! “, cried Arthur McBride
>“And temper their edge in the morning “.
>And the little wee drummer we flattened his pow
>And we made a football of his rowdeydowdow
>Threw it in the tide for to rock and to row
>And bade it a tedious returning

>And we having no money, paid them off in cracks
>And we paid no respect to their two bloody backs
>For we lathered them there like a pair of wet sacks
>And left them for dead in the morning.
>And so to conclude and to finish disputes
>We obligingly asked if they wanted recruits
>For we were the lads who would give them hard clouts
>And bid them look sharp in the morning.

>Oh me and my cousin, one Arthur McBride
>As we went a walkin’ down by the seaside,
>Now mark what followed and what did betide
>For it being on Christmas morning.

Greatest anti-recruitment choon of all time lads.

is this lad here
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Spanish Flu as well.

>ihatewomen9.png
>don't even hate womyn

l

Yes

come on Rose don't leave me hanging

No, they should blame a capitalist system which treads on the poor whilst people like the Queen gets millions in benefits and wealthy bankers get bonuses whether or not the economy does good or bad, whilst the lower classes have to deal with austerity and the politicians say that we're all in it together but they'll retire when they turn 50 and just came back from a month long holiday in the Alps.

no
you can't control the situation, economic, society you're born into
most things in life are out of our hands

shameful shilling tbqh, uninstall this tripe

lol

want a british gf
how do i find one here in yankland

tried to read this post but it just seemed like a lot of Russell Brand buzzwords

How many pints do I have to drink before I achieve pintman mode?

what is this

What do you want me for?

what app

put a pinch of sage in your boots

you don't get to bring friends

kek

it'd be a shame if this womyn is short

Yeah mate I'm being paid to shill on /brit/

Bumble. Hasn't really done anything for me but the girls look nice.