YANKEES V BLUE JAYS GAMETHREAD

Tanaka V Tepesch

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Yankees:
LF Brett Gardner
DH Chase Headley
RF Aaron Judge
SS Didi Gregorius
C Gary Sanchez
3B Todd Frazier
CF Jacoby Ellsbury
1B Garrett Cooper
2B Ronald Torreyes

Blue Jays:
Bautista
Donaldson
Smoak
Pearce
Pillar
Aoki
Barney
Goins
Lopez

>minor league journey man with a 7 era

Seems fit the Yankees will get shut down by him

>headley batting 2nd and dhing

HAS THE BINDER GONE TOO FAR?

Post that Sierra girl

a >rags and t___s castoff? If he sucks and Tanaka keeps the ball down on Jash then its an L, I suppose the opposite could happen but its been one of those seasons

Sierra Skye on instagram

>If he sucks
Stopped reading there. He won't.

yeah, this is a definite win for the jays as tanaka gives up 3 bombs in the game

headley is on fire desu it makes sense

Gritner says otherwise

Fucking retarded ass fans trying to grab that ball.

Canadian baseball is a mistake

>He's in scoring position now
I'm sure this'll only work out well for the Yankees, and they won't mess it up at all.

mr strikeout is at the plate

You mean Mr. Strikeout looking at pitches right down the middle?

no, mr strikeout on pitches down the middle, and mister swing and miss at dirt sliders

Now here comes Mr. Make contact but swing at everything and won't take a pitch

wow...so this is august yankees baseball...incredible

>yankees waste a leadoff double

Woah

fuck this bullshit team. finally get pitching and we don't hit.. we're a fucking joke

I'm glad my super stoned mind is causing this meme thanks :---Ddddd

Wow, I didn't see that coming at all.

stop out-pessimisting us dammit we need fucking prospects ffs

it's like you aren't a new york baseball yankee fan

gibe judge and a couple picks for whatever

before the 3rd inning hits tanaka will give up 2 homeruns
just tired of getting a dick tease. but I will still be here forever. hell, I even made this thread

>autista going yard just behind both foul lines

okay

This team has been an absolute bitch to watch since June. I don't think you'll find a more suicidal fanbase in baseball.

Why does Donaldson throw his bat so much?

tanaka displayed a lil autism

SANCHIZE

that's how you play cf, I don't care that he missed it, the fact he tried for that makes me like Kevin Pillar. Ellsbury wouldn't have even tried

KRANKEN

That wall is higher than it is in Cleveland too. Ellsbury is such a cunt.

ummm no sweetie no team has imploded like the Jays have all season

any other year Pillar gets that, but its not our year

>yankees are hitting all these home runs

wtf is this team doing? Get RISP and fail to drive them home

>back-to-back homers
>Ground out on first pitch right after
wewew

...

i love how we have a trip dedicated to the bullshit of one player

it's a namefag not a tripfag

thanks for coming ellsbury

>Yankees get 3 hits with no runners on base
>They can't get a hit when a runner reaches base
Really joggin' my noggin right now

Ellsbury can't even get a hot wife

Damn he is getting a handy under the table

AH
OH
KEE

>Tanaka instantly blows the lead
Why am I surprised at this point?

Lol Aoki with Thriller walk up song...

ribby for nori :3

Todd Frazier can have a monster end of the season

Soon enough youll see Ferrarioposting under a leaf flag

you think tanaka will throw at aoki's head for showing him up as a fellow nipponese?

and what the fuck was that shit?? we almost gave up a run

Damn they almost fucked that up

is tanaka a confirmed gold glove pitcher?

Actually surprised the Yankees didn't fuck that up

He doesn't get enough credit for his defense.

Tanaka used to be a catcher.

What do you guys think of the nicknames the Yankee players chose to wear on their backs? Do you think being able to have his name on his back will get Tanaka going?

>not using Ellsbury's proper nickname.

ELITE

didi is elite

We need to get a hold of Gardner and tell him to wear GRITT

>yaks actually thought they would lose this game

>pickles

why is he so good

baseball quiz

Q1: Which shortstop is E L I.T E ?

a) didi

b) anyone else

>Chad Green
>Greeny

>same name as amphetamines in baseball

Lol.

>big mike
lmao sorry he's gonna be a future tampa rays pitcher. we don't know her

>Kyle Seager, Mariners, COREY'S BROTHER

How cucked can you be?

Manny Machado is going to have MR. MIAMI

I didn't even see Pineda, kek he's on DL why bother wasting money on this

>It's a Sanchez strikes out swinging at a breaking ball that was never in the zone episode

>gardner confirmed for zero fun

its like he hates GRIT

we should sign him to like a 3y ~10m kinda deal, so if he harnesses his autism he'll be a steal and if he flames out it won't be a long or pricy commitment

Is it me, or has YES been showing and talking about Cone's perfect game a lot more

you're joking, right? i never wanna see him in a yankeee uni ever again

They just want to remind people that the Yankees actually had good pitching at one point in their history.

ehh he honestly could be solid

catchers interference ? nice umpball

Kay getting existentialist on us

Really makes you think

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>GODAMMNIT

I'm surprised he yelled that in English

I wonder why he didn't curse in Spanish?

Jose Bautista is a total and utter failure, right?

How tall is she? Do you know?

ever since odor punched him something happened to him

6'4"

1.73 apparently, expected a bit more

whats that?

>japanese pitcher to latino catcher with an american pitching coach dealing with two interpreters

wew

3 inches shorter than I..... It could work :D

1 inch taller than me
perfect snu snu ratio

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Who is this semen demon?

My sister

Has she done a Zarya cosplay yet? Also, I'm a mestizo, yet again another Mexican I am taller than. Get fucked, manlet

a sensible chuckle

>PIZZA!

No and who cares my dick is bigger.

No it isn't.

I have the biggest dick in this thread, and I'm only 3 inches.

>yankees threads devolving into dickposting

why am I not surprised