OFFICIAL TEXANS vs PANTHERS GAME THREAD #1

Texans (0-0) at Panthers (0-0)

Kick-off in 22 bings

D Wat will throw 4 touchdowns

What channel is it on?

Who /dem boyz/ here?

Here's hoping the Texans drafted a good QB.

worst city in texas plz go

A reminder that we're a Texans state and the North Carolina Panthers can fuck off

Dallas =/= Austin

He's back lads

>cam not playing
Bitch

>WWIII about to start

This could be the last Texans game ever

Houston > San Antonio > Austin > Corpus Christi > Fort Worth > El Paso > Arlington > Plano > Laredo > Lubbock > Irving > Garland > Amarillo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dallas

>admitting to being communist traitors

O7 fellow afc southers

Who am I betraying?

So is that banner still up or was Irsay sober enough for 5 minutes to have it taken down?

>South Carolina is a Texans State
Betraying your state team

usually only watch sawker. all the whitebois at work were talkin about this all day.

not sure if i want to get cucked into watching a buncha commercials.

is this like a friendly? wtf.

Pretty much.

I'm pretty sure that the Panthers play up there in Yankee Carolina
They do not represent this state one bit

>friendly
no they're not friends

>He doesnt know they started out in South Carolina and still train there

As the owner says, they represent both Carolinas

Probably still up

>dealing with a bulging dick

McAfree playing tonight?

Unzip that dick bro

>BULGING DICK

>Jane will never deal with your bulging dick

A couple of weeks at a private college does not mean that they represent this state
Every been to their training camp
It's nothing but YC fags
Which is weird since most Yankee Carolinians are Steelers fans

dubs and maymay watt suffers another season ending injury tonight

>Moved to Tennessee for work

I miss North Carolina.

Dubs and your mum dies in her sleep tonight

nfl network

quadruple doubles for a bulging dick

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thank god i hate my mom

I thought I was the only one that heard that

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last 2 digits of this post are how many points the texans beat the punthers by

WE GOT FOOTBALL BOYS!
I didn't think I'd make it. Thanks for getting me through, anons.

She was thinking about smiths bbc

just need another set for dad

I'm excited boys

Preseason games only air locally but NFL Network will have some of them

thinking about renting this room. it's $600 a month. is this a good deal?

Why are we playing starters

>texans offense

wew

>walking upstairs to take a shit
>taking a shit in your room

looks comfy

yup. that looks like the toxins offnse i remember.

About a preseason game? Don't be, they're not an indicator of how the season will go

>that toilet placement

>what is air freshener

How's it going so far?

it's football idiot it's just exciting that there's football

fucking skeletor with the bounce.

Holy shit, toxins O-line is crappier than last year.

location?

I hold no stake in this game whatsoever, I'm just excited for football.

>le white RB for 2 yards

>first nfl carry
>mcaffery gets two (2) yards

BUST
U
S
T

not enough piss bottles, empty pizza boxes and vidja collectibles for my taste

LMAO that white boi get stuffed

dem boy here

yeh it's a fuckih travesty

>DA
>KB

Jesus Christ, just say their fucking names and quit using their initials like you're best friends with the players. Fucking amateur NFL Network announcers...

sort yourself out my man

I wanna see Watson get crushed

AYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOO

>Anderson
>60 td 60 int

It's got the throne at a good height, so you can look down on the peasants while you sit upon it.

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Who else /has no stake but wants Carolina to lose/ here?

Looking forward to going one and done again?

DOINK

Anyone got a stream?

just rooting for Texas despite being Cowboys fan

Does Gano make it out of camp?

Here

>Christian Mcaffery tears his ACL in the first quarter

Wouldn't surprise me DESU

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/r/ nflstreams

Greensboro

who dat?

Fuck you too

>WE

ebin.

WUZ

>"I am a cock-guzzling fairy man"
this is what I'm hearing you say

SC forever KEKED

WHERE ALL MUH /NFCW/ AT

PHARAOHZZ

KANGZ

History has a tendency to repeat itself so don't get mad I'm just stating facts. Over 20 years without a post season win

NIGGERS

>classes start on monday

I don't want to go back

FUCK DALLAS

DAT BIRD

>this faggot beat out brock

how bad was brock exactly?

>that 3rd down pass

lol @ not having a franchise cube

brother you have some serious autism to keep this up for 3+ years