ITT: Comercial kino

>if you call right now you can get this adorable (((Shriner))) blanket

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What's his endgame?

Fucking smithsonian channel and all these pls gibe mony commercials

I've seen this comercial so much the last few days. How much do they spend on marketing? Or do they get free everything for free?

I hate that little faggot

>the one with the armless abomination
>assume he lost them to cancer
>turns out his mother is also an armless abomination and yet decided to reproduce, most likely knowing the condition is genetic
Made me upset.
>I can do anything!
NO YOU CAN'T
YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE CLOSED THE ONLY LIMBS SHE HAS

>using ((()))

Shriners are just freemasons that like the Ottoman aesthetic. Look at their emblem + their love of Fez's

>Catch me if you can kiddo

Jesus christ senpai, imagine that fucker running at you full speed like a fucking ostrich in some dark alley.

Thisss

>((()))

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I'M JIM ADLER, THE TEXAS HAMMER!

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Hey fat tits, get off the couch and enroll to scam college

It's not that cute because you just know that kid is actually like 30 but suffers from some age deformity. He looks 10 but talks like an older person.

it's more than just the smithsonian channel. It's because of the fucking holidays; they're trying to tear jerk their way into a christmas bonus

Now that's some nostalgic commercial kino. Ad has been running since like 2007.

I love how he rolls his eyes at the viewer

This fucking commercial

Dubs and he's dead before the new year

>posting Hotwheels
Stop

>it's an user is trying to relax and enjoy a few beers when deformed children appear on his tv episode

MYPILLOW
MYPILLOW
MYPILLOW
MYPILLOW
MYPILLOW

I love how he created the national sleep foundation just so he could name himself the president and put that advertisement on his pillows.

SMITHSONIAN IS LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD CHANNEL ON BASIC CABLE

AIRDISASTERS IS PURE KINO

LMAO, THAT BAD ATTEMPT AT A GRANNY VOICE

I didn't even know that top kek

Anyone else notice the massive increase in rehab clinic commercials over the past 2 years?

Because none of you selfish faggots, including myself, would ever seek this information out on your own. They have no other choice.

yeah
those clinics make a shit ton of money

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ITS SCAMMERS, THERES AN INSURANCE LOOPHOLE WHERE THEY GET KICKBACKS FOR REFERRING

THERES ONE THAT ENDS WITH SOME METHHEAD GOING "I WURRSH I HAD PRIVATE EENSURANCE"

Same vain

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I DID CRACK COCAINE

kino

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What I don't get is why do they celebrate their deformities, I mean I feel sorry for the children and all but it just seems so forced when they show a kid missing his arms and a 1/3rd of his head. It's retarded how everything nowadays is spinned as empowering or brave.

>Uncle kicked an addiction to various amphetamines by himself
>ADDICTION IS A DISEASE

This pisses him off everytime

only if you're in atlanta

ps sup georgia bro

Nah it's in houston

Idocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary

HEADON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEADON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEADON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

>Anything but this avant-garde kino
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FUGGEN A E S T H E T I C

1996, WAY AHEAD OF ITS TIME

>not putting the best songs of 2007
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the first 7 are pure kino

Watch a man get cucked in under 30 seconds:

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Is this a real band? They're not bad.

Credit Rollercoaster is kino.

Boy I sure do love epilepsy at 2 in the morning

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God. I uaed to love these commercials


Can't believe they're 9 years old. I miss high school =(

1-877-KARS4KIDS

>people hating shriners hospital

They shill this midget so hard because he's cute. He has to say "adorable" in an adorable way at least once each time

He looks like one of Santa's elves.

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This.

His "cuteness" seems so forced.

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>shady money kino

>Vaporwave is meant to evoke a retro aesthetic
>retards think that this retro asthetic prefigures vaporwave

Really gets your noggin bobbin

>64 monthly payments of $744
>for 10k loan
That equals nearly 48 thousand dollars. How the flying fuck did they get away with that shit?

Native Americans aren't bound by the same laws as Americans (hence casinos). They ended up losing a bunch of lawsuits and were barred in certain states.

R U SURE

>TAKING PAYDAY LOANS FROM THE SMOKE SIGNAL JEW

I write commercials for a living.

Ask me anything.

Do you write commercials for a living?

>So my kids don't have to forage, got two jobs to pay the mortgage, if i only i had a brain

They tried to hide behind weird reservation laws but were banned in almost every state before the feds came and shut them down

what do you think about thai commercials

I've never even seen one.

In marketing/advertising classes, you do watch a lot of Korean commercials because they really crank the emotional aspect up to eleven.

>"So you said men are superior drivers?"

Every state airs wentworth kino

>A degree is a degree
Yeah, keep telling yourself that

RVA user here, they used to air JG all the time

>How much do they spend on marketing?
I really want to know how much mypillow spends on marketing per year.

I get that a $2 pillow selling for $60 has a lot of room for marketing budget but how much do they spend?

I hate that fucking carfax car fox faggotry
stupid fucking mongoloids made their mascot after a dumb joke only retards found amusing.

Alexa, read the latest post.
>You're a big guy.
Alexa, reply "for you"

NOTHING,

CAN REPLACE,

BRAD

>dude! you know what's great? Having a device that's connected to the internet and constantly listening to everything in your home

donated 3 cars to them, hope those poor africans benefited

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT OR ANNUITY

AND I NEED CASH NOW

>BAM!
>POWWW!
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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In Kentucky we have an attorney named Darryl Isaacs that went by the name "The Hammer." Every state has a Hammer.

>Kars4Kids is well known to attorneys general in Oregon and Pennsylvania who investigated the charity for leading donors to think the charity benefited a broad group of children, not a "narrow religious purpose."

>Kars4Kids, they learned, is the primary funder of a New Jersey organization called Oorah Inc. that provides religious-based services to Orthodox Jewish children. Kars4Kids paid $65,000 in fines in each state in 2009.

>"This is here Emmanuel, he has to drink this dirty scum water and his body is racked with parasites. Now I'm right here and can help him. But only if you donate."

Oh fuck you now it'll be stuck on my head for hours

fucking lost it at Xeeehhks

>Kars4Kikes

I don't believe that's a kid the way he talks is way too advanced for a child.

>and if you remember from math class, E=MC^2

>"Don't mind me officer, just inspecting my club."
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I'm sure all the songs were written by one guy who makes jingles for a living. The guys in the commercial are just face.

>Hammer-X on my Sup Forums

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how the fuck has no one posted this kino

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KINO

Porn parody where she's riding the gearshift when

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what the fuck

>You'll call NOW

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and red pilled

>those singing college commercials aired during Smallville

3rd one is just pure undocumented, unobtained, unprecedented kino.