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Worthless red state flyover edition

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anime

>why yes i live in the city

buds, i am LIVID

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>Program crashes
>"Windows is looking for a solution"
Does this ever actually accomplish anything?

What a shitty thread

cute

what's this at

Thank god I'm not a cramped orangecuck.

What a pleasant duck.
Cute.

Das a good bird. 10/10 would look at again.

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Rate me

are my arms too veiny

This is my friends cousin, she's 100% Portuguese and she always tries talking to me

Classic

great yorkshire show

>why yes, I think cities are full of libcucks

grim set of posts above

Is it really you?

WHAT THE FUCK I'M PRETTY SURE IM WEARING THE SAME SHIRT AS YOU

>feeling superior because a few jews decide to build a few towers in your city

so i stood up and told that teachin' lady the only 3 letters I need to know are u, s and a

Your beard looks nice. One of the few young people that can pull it off.

I really need to deposit some of my semen into the womb of an attractive young woman

Anyone else in Winnipeg?

I just want a friend to cook chicken wings with

who invited the brits

>"Good thing we don't live in a democracy, so california and new york don't decide our elections."

10/10 duck, would have eggs with.

>I really need to deposit some of my semen into the rear-end of an attractive young man

>Starting a job/task following all the rules to the letter and gradually getting lazier the longer you do it
Is there a word for this particular phenomenon?

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do you need any volunteers

8.5/10.
Nice beard.

I like this addition

yes
thank you

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hi x ;3

Stop gayposting

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>tfw patchy beard

a lot of Portuguese girls are gorgeousness

>tfw can't grow a beard

Wherever we go, we must also colonise.

>tfw red beard

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Shave your fucking pubebeard nigger

In my experience it's pretty much along the lines of "I hate outdoors and open spaces and silence scares me"

Look at this bad picture of an absolutely patrician rooster I saw at the state faire today.

cuck

most of the orange 50% is from masturbation over meaningless financial transactions and not actually productive enterprise though

Special needs/10.
Beard doesnt fit you, shave it.
Lips too big.
Acne.

Why you thought wearing a bicycle helmet was a good idea? never had female friends to help you take photos?

whenever I shave, I cant get the mustache stubble under my nose completely gone and it looks like I have a mexican stache

>tfw no japanese gf

Jesus christ end yourself

do u love me?

i'd want a qt blonde brit grill, the accent is seductive tbqh x

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is it too early for christmas songs

no u

it's a dire feeling

Here's another

Post comfy songs
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Ive been wanting go go to the fair all week but my normie friends are too busy

Fuck off.

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never too early

/cum/ /cum/ as fast as you can
you have no gf; you're a gingerbeard man!

No is special beard
Girls have cooties
I'm depression

I missed the fair this year because my yupp friends didn't want to go

playing runescape while doing pull ups

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the grass is always greener I suppose
was in london the other day in the touristy bits, the amount of sexy portuguese I heard, weeeew

Oh
I take it back
I'm sorry

Go to bed Shawn.

as a mexican is impossible for me to be depressed

>tfw ramus is too short
why did I have to be born a jawlinelet

peng

>Supreme Champion

Who needs a girlfriend when you have anime

Yes, go drink and eat carne asada with friends and dont be the girl of the group that complains about his problems 24/7.

:^)

I hear that most big city in Limeytown are FUBAR but most of the small towns are prime comfy. Is this true?

Coming to the realization that I look like one of those ugly people from the kek pictures. Oh well.

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ewww

Why are there no blonde or ginger men in porn?

my name is

I'm legitimately the most handsome poster

I mean they are ugly but their biggest problem is that they look unclean you know

Just keep good care of yourself and it wont happen to you

I like this one, I would eat it's tendies

>I watch porn

cooking up dope with the uzi

no

Thank you for trying to keep my spirits up friend.

tick-tock Drumpfy

>how do you prevent milk in bags from bursting in your parking enforcement device used to immobilize a car until it can be towed or a fine is paid (a.k.a. “a wheel clamp”)?

if i was raised in canada id be a milk bag hellion and go around with a long needle, poking unsuspecting peoples milkbags as they were leaving the supermarket

Anyone here ever held a girls hand?