What's the worst Hollywood marketing tie-in you can think of?
What's the worst Hollywood marketing tie-in you can think of?
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Jar Jar tongue lolipop
those fucking car commercials i saw that was backed up by SW: Rogue One shit!
The star wars oranges
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looking for a pic of that also came up with this
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Sandwich Artist
Man that is so lazy.
I had a shitty JP3 board game where the only thing to do was go forward
jesus
kek, surely they knew what they were doing
Why the fuck are his eyes bloodshot?
He represents the modern negroe, who is always high on marihuana.
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Haha imagine buying that for your preteen daughter and listening to her moan at night while lying next to your wife, silently masturbating, getting off on the sheer terror of being discovered and the mental image of your little girl doing the splits on that thing
OH GOD WHY? This need to be a Doom DLC endboss
Wasn't there a jar jar toy that kids or parents were fucking?
I always wonder if the workers feel even more demeaned by those type of dressed-up names.
I'd rather just be called a waiter.
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get out Sup Forums
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markinoting
does it sound right? kino marketing?
but ET is brown, the dildo had to be a bbc and they pussied out, it was made today they would go for it no bullshit
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Although the toys themselves weren't bad, the fucking internet outrage this caused was annoying as hell.
Counts because these came out alongside the movie and kid(s) died from suffocation.
Why would they even make those?
Who would buy them?
Truly Burger King's most deadly meal
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gotta eat em all
They were super effective...
What's the point of making shitty action figures from a Tarantino movie?
Are kids going to want these for Christmas?
>eating plastic pokeballs
>eating kinder toys
why are american kids so stupid?
Oh shit I one when I was a kid.
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they should start hating and wanting to kill whites early on
What about the Harry Potter wand that vibrated...
did it turn you gay?
so its like an anti indian kids cowboy movie for black kids?
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i want
what's wrong with this? lots of people like to meme their dogs
Oh shit I am actually.
it's working
Kek is that the exact same dog?
But it doesn't vibrate or anything. It's just an ugly lump of plastic. A girl could use almost anything as a dildo so there's nothing special about an ugly ET finger.
In reality it's a combination of why are kids so stupid and why are america's civil liability laws so much different from Europe's
>Heineken, shaken not stirred
looks like grampa's cock
I kinda want to buy some and then make Candie and Schultz shake hands.
Fucking this dude
I wouldn't mind seeing some Christmas Day home movies of that broom being used.
You know, to see how fun it'd look pretending to be Hermione.
Most toys/ action figures are marketed towards 30 year old neckbeards and their kids. The collectors market is where most sales come from these days.
>soda cup is 70% ice
>Not consuming popped corn from plastic dino egg
Please.
Only at subway.
Denny's Hobbit themed foos
The egg looks cool.
too bad they only do this cool shit on a literally who asian jungle
>somewhere in the world a teenage girl dressed up like Hermione and masturbated with one of these
Dear Lord.
Did this get George's approval?
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it says "From The Mind of George Lucas" in tiny letters
they are gonna eat it anyway
This is great
Spielberg is a pedophile. Of course he wants phallic objects sold to children. Anyone seen Spielberg's 2002 Taken mini series? There's an outright pedo relationship in it, I'm not even joking.
Not movies but....
>oranges
>BB-8 is an orange ball
could be worse
>tfw you were in that thread
am I, dare I say it, Certified Oldfag™?
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>invisible woman slam
don't mind if i do
like Yoda's balls ie grapes? cuz they did that
Ass Creed Black Flag was worse
I think an antique store near me has one of these. Very tempted to go buy it
Jesus Christ, literally no one goes to Detroit unless they get a job at Ford
what does this taste like?
I actually looking for a mac tonight happy meal toys which I couldn't find any
Dude stop being a perv. It's gross and nobody likes it, including yourself
i found one at an antique shop in little rock.
I'm chinese
>SLAMTfourSTIC
what did they mean by this?
wait a minute, there is no helmet in star trek
Is there one for big dogs?
I like it
appropiate, since Chewy was based on George's dog
I had the Thing burger
It was awful
Thing burger was actually pretty alright.
NOT STINKY!
I used to use these as grenades when I played war with my friends
>batman and the joker are two sides of the same coin
>represented by the same dog
BRAVO NOLAN
I like that though, I always thought that if those fags were going to charge me $20 for $.02 worth of popcorn the least they could do is give me a big plastic dinosaur egg to take home and put my sperm into.
My thirst is catching fire.
user, you better not be mockingjay, this is serious.
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>they don't know
so many thing wrong wi..
>leaf
carry on
What was Matt Groening thinking?