What's the worst Hollywood marketing tie-in you can think of?

What's the worst Hollywood marketing tie-in you can think of?

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Jar Jar tongue lolipop

those fucking car commercials i saw that was backed up by SW: Rogue One shit!

The star wars oranges

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looking for a pic of that also came up with this

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Sandwich Artist

Man that is so lazy.

I had a shitty JP3 board game where the only thing to do was go forward

jesus

kek, surely they knew what they were doing

Why the fuck are his eyes bloodshot?

He represents the modern negroe, who is always high on marihuana.

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Haha imagine buying that for your preteen daughter and listening to her moan at night while lying next to your wife, silently masturbating, getting off on the sheer terror of being discovered and the mental image of your little girl doing the splits on that thing

OH GOD WHY? This need to be a Doom DLC endboss

Wasn't there a jar jar toy that kids or parents were fucking?

I always wonder if the workers feel even more demeaned by those type of dressed-up names.

I'd rather just be called a waiter.

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get out Sup Forums

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markinoting

does it sound right? kino marketing?

but ET is brown, the dildo had to be a bbc and they pussied out, it was made today they would go for it no bullshit

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Although the toys themselves weren't bad, the fucking internet outrage this caused was annoying as hell.

Counts because these came out alongside the movie and kid(s) died from suffocation.

Why would they even make those?

Who would buy them?

Truly Burger King's most deadly meal

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gotta eat em all

They were super effective...

What's the point of making shitty action figures from a Tarantino movie?

Are kids going to want these for Christmas?

>eating plastic pokeballs
>eating kinder toys
why are american kids so stupid?

Oh shit I one when I was a kid.

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they should start hating and wanting to kill whites early on

What about the Harry Potter wand that vibrated...

did it turn you gay?

so its like an anti indian kids cowboy movie for black kids?

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i want

what's wrong with this? lots of people like to meme their dogs

Oh shit I am actually.

it's working

Kek is that the exact same dog?

But it doesn't vibrate or anything. It's just an ugly lump of plastic. A girl could use almost anything as a dildo so there's nothing special about an ugly ET finger.

In reality it's a combination of why are kids so stupid and why are america's civil liability laws so much different from Europe's

>Heineken, shaken not stirred

looks like grampa's cock

I kinda want to buy some and then make Candie and Schultz shake hands.

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Fucking this dude

I wouldn't mind seeing some Christmas Day home movies of that broom being used.

You know, to see how fun it'd look pretending to be Hermione.

Most toys/ action figures are marketed towards 30 year old neckbeards and their kids. The collectors market is where most sales come from these days.

>soda cup is 70% ice

>Not consuming popped corn from plastic dino egg

Please.

Only at subway.

Denny's Hobbit themed foos

The egg looks cool.

too bad they only do this cool shit on a literally who asian jungle

>somewhere in the world a teenage girl dressed up like Hermione and masturbated with one of these

Dear Lord.

Did this get George's approval?

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it says "From The Mind of George Lucas" in tiny letters

they are gonna eat it anyway

This is great

Spielberg is a pedophile. Of course he wants phallic objects sold to children. Anyone seen Spielberg's 2002 Taken mini series? There's an outright pedo relationship in it, I'm not even joking.

Not movies but....

>oranges
>BB-8 is an orange ball

could be worse

>tfw you were in that thread
am I, dare I say it, Certified Oldfag™?

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>invisible woman slam

don't mind if i do

like Yoda's balls ie grapes? cuz they did that

Ass Creed Black Flag was worse

I think an antique store near me has one of these. Very tempted to go buy it

Jesus Christ, literally no one goes to Detroit unless they get a job at Ford

what does this taste like?

I actually looking for a mac tonight happy meal toys which I couldn't find any

Dude stop being a perv. It's gross and nobody likes it, including yourself

i found one at an antique shop in little rock.

I'm chinese

>SLAMTfourSTIC

what did they mean by this?

wait a minute, there is no helmet in star trek

Is there one for big dogs?

I like it

appropiate, since Chewy was based on George's dog

I had the Thing burger

It was awful

Thing burger was actually pretty alright.

NOT STINKY!

I used to use these as grenades when I played war with my friends

>batman and the joker are two sides of the same coin
>represented by the same dog
BRAVO NOLAN

I like that though, I always thought that if those fags were going to charge me $20 for $.02 worth of popcorn the least they could do is give me a big plastic dinosaur egg to take home and put my sperm into.

My thirst is catching fire.

user, you better not be mockingjay, this is serious.

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>they don't know

so many thing wrong wi..
>leaf
carry on

What was Matt Groening thinking?