He's a real blue-collar guy

>He's a real blue-collar guy

He's a gym rat.

>hands in the dirt

For hockey it's
>a real meat and potatoes player

>hardhat lunchpail

>a student of the game

>keeps his nose in his playbook

>110% percent

>intangibles

>it's the intangibles

>coach on the field

>High Motor

>glue guy

>Locker room guy

>bounces didnt go our way

>student of the game

>He just picks them up and puts them down

>He's a former basketball player
>He likes to box out his defenders in the redzone!

>leaves it all on the field

>head in the game

>he does it for free

>whole lotta upside

>great team player

>all heart

>He's a real faggot in the locker room

>high football IQ

>veteran presence

>first one at the facility, last to leave

>real gritty

>you don't know he's there until something goes wrong

literally never happened

why are amerifats so damn stupid?

you're drunk Maradona. Sleep it off.

>this flag
>knowing what american sports commentators say
>white

Pick one

>You could call holding on every play

>watching amerifat sports
this is a soccer board my friendo

>He's the first to arrive and the last to leave
>They won because they wanted it more
>It's a dream to sign for [X]
>There is no such thing as a small team
>I'm glad that I scored but the team is what it's important
>We have to keep working hard
>Heh, you could say, he almost hit it too well
Dumb Halal Muslim poster.
Dumb frog posters.
Dumb nu-male poster.
Dumb memes posters
Dumb slut poster
Dumb blank image, green quoting posters

The fact that you used soccer rather than football acts contrary to your claim

>literal autism

I have an australian accent

;)

ah yes the greatest one of all
>the refs lost the game

t. Triggered post-typical

Thanks for the (you) and here's one for yourself

Dumb pintman poster.

I kind of wish someone would program a bot that would just spit out all these dumb announcer cliches at random.

Video games kinda already do. You could probably make an AI that could commentate a game now with prerecorded cliches and it wouldn't be that much different from a real person besides not mentioning current events.