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>Band is named after the frontman

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>band is named another another artist's song

>artist is named lil x

>album art is really shitty and poorly thought out

>>especially if the music is good fuck fuck metal artists fuck

>Band name has any characters besides the 26 alphabet letters

I've never taken a real look at this album cover. I always thought it was something abstract with the red and white and never gave it a thought, but looking at it right now it's the most retarded cover ever.

This
Wtf is the guy on the pic doing btw?

>looking at it right now it's the most retarded cover ever.
You sure about that?

Yes it's one of the most famously bad album covers ever, second only to pic related lmao. But there's a story on why Sabotage's cover blows so hard, there's no excuse for Paranoid.

I dunno yo, fucking running swinging a sword? Charging into battle at the local pride parade?

This is now an atrocious album art thread.

>Band has a frontman

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>Band is named 'frontman and the xyz'

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Hey come on some of those are good.
Dick Dale and the Del-Tones
Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Good names, okay?

Just use this one

I like this

It's supposed to be a war pig. War Pigs was originally going to be the title of the album and the lead single until they decided Paranoid was the better song.

I think that's even worse

Who would win in a fight, Ebu Gogo or Riot Homunculus

Yung MC Lil Nig

Btw

Lil NUG

Hey, blood and jizz. What's not to like?

font is ugly but nothing wrong with the photo at all

Not sure, but you gotta agree that hypnotic-magnetic gaze is pretty decent.

Read Ozzy's autobiography
War Pigs was going to be the lead song and that's what they we're gonna name the album after, therefore the cover, but then they recorded Paranoid and their producer was like "yeah, this is a better song, lets name the album after this" like 10 minutes before the release and the cover was already done

dumbass

Wow I never thought of it that way! Right you are user, bloody cum is my favorite thing to look at

Guess the producer was kind of a dipshit then huh?
Or did paranoid get more attention in the UK? US is all War Pigs and Iron man.

I mean, paranoid is the better song, but they recorded it so late that there was no time to change the cover

Yeah, the cover is shitty but it became iconic to the point where it's not shitty anymore. Anything can be awesome if you fill it up with context

>"artist" makes music

This. It's sort of good, though, as I know which artists to stay the fuck away from with minimal effort.

This album art is awesome what the fuck are you going on about

>Paranoid better than War Pigs
okay come on I know they're both massively popular but War Pigs is a better song. Look at the lyrics to both. War Pigs is also a better tone-setter for the album than Paranoid. IMO Paranoid could have been written by any contemporary band, but War Pigs was a distinctly Black Sabbath creation.

I agree with the second part, but not the first. It's still pretty shit art man lol, despite how dope the album viewed as a whole work is.

You are just stupid

>indie band's name is two words, followed by "club"

bump

>indie band's name is three words, followed by "club"

>band are sonicly uninteresting and rehash old sounds while adding nothing new.

>metal song starts with soft acoustic guitar intro

>band are 'inspired by' another artist but are basically a tribute band

>>half a metal album are 'soft songs'

Never listen to Doom metal. It's essentially a Black Sabbath tribute genre.

>black metal album starts with a generic ambient track

I disagree. My dying bride have a very different sound and themes to sabbath, they have a very unique vibe. There's also other doom metal that is very unique, but yeah like 90% of the genre is a sabbath impression.

fuck that new band that sounds exactly like Led Zeppelin, also fuck Airborne

"my dying bride" sounds like the name of an early 2000s emo band.
for the record I like Bongripper and even though Electric Wizard is basically a Sabbath tribute band they're still good

My dying bride are one of the most depressing bands to ever grace the earth. They're from Yorkshire so go figure.

Track title includes "remastered version"

doot

>said band's most famous song has announcer shout frontman's name
>they use the sample in live shows

>female lead singer

>have an album art ready to go
>give it to label
>label loses it
>they jerry rig a new one

Was the original ever found? Like is there any record of it?

>"Ohhhh" "ahhhh" choruses
>Rapping over jazz samples
>High-pitched male vocals with vibrato
>Obnoxious dubstep
>Vocal Fry
>Of Monsters And Men and any similar sounding bands

The album was originally titled "War Pigs". Label had the band change the name to avoid vietnam supporters

>the whole band shouting "HEY!!"

>fire – desire

>song includes a sweeping "Whoaaaaahhhhhhhh" in the chorus

>song includes whistling, snapping, clapping, or metronome in the recording

also here is a fucking GEM of an atrocious song like that
youtube.com/watch?v=vhwiYThNZDM

Millennial Whoop is is like a mating call for numales

>Music video has 3 minute mini movie at the start

>uses chord progression that has already been used in a song before

>song has minutes of silence after original song ends just to go into another song instead of separating them

>critically acclaimed, classic Golden Age of Hip-Hop™ rap album starts
>producer screams his name in my ears
>rap man tells me I'm not ready for this one
>rap man reminds me what album I'm listening to
>rap man reminds me which year said album was recorded in
>rap man reminds me where he is in the "rap game" (at the top, of course)
>rap man tells me his name, moniker, "rap name", or all three
>rap man tells me he's "going in" before starting a verse
>rap man tells me how much money he has
>rap man says "uh... yeah"
>rap man name drops a bunch of clothing lines and automobile companies

I actually almost posted this instead. This shit is annoying

This man in general

I still have absolutely no fucking idea what drugs these cunts we’re on when they decided to use that as their album cover... wtf

At least the album art matches the music

It has always bothered me that Weezer is named after an insult that people used against him as a kid

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Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
kys

>artist tries to look all relaxed and "detached" but at the same time obviously way too conscious and worried about his looks and aesthetics

>using “nigga/er” almost constantly in lyrics
>over sexualized teen pop stars
>socialism politics in lyrics
>bands with like 42 members
>not being able to listen to the entire album without skipping 1 song or more

>wen bass man slap bass just rite

>band is named after an animal
>even worse, band has the word animal in it's name

>setup is just plugging in a macbook

>the song is nine minutes long
>every few bars, one element is changed
>there is a four on the floor kick/one bar drum loop for the entire song

>"doom" band has a keyboard player

>growling
>grunting
>screeching

t. has no idea what the golden age of hip hop is

>last song on the album is the longest one

>every track on the album is between the 3:00-4:15 mark

>whole band shouts “LETS GO”

>Uses a chord progression that has already been used in a song before
You're gonna be massively disappointed by all music

What about my boys, Animal Джaz

>Album has 3 20 minute songs
>Could've easily been divided into multiple songs

>lyrical content never go beyond banal life matters and babby's first pseud-philosophical egomaniacal introspection

>band has two drummers

the man is supposed to be dressed like a "war" pig
the album was going to be called War Pigs but the record company decided that it would sell better if it was named after the better single.
As you can see they did not change the album art.
There was also some shit about the title War Pigs being changed due to the Vietnam war but I think Ozzy said it had nothing to do with that

>Album consists of a single song
>It's 63 minutes long

fucking spotify

>(Original Mix)
>Artist & Featuring - Title feat. Featuring

the only thing I don't like about King Gizzard

The Seer?

No, stop trying to shoehorn numale into things. Millenial whoops are just what normies in general think is good music

>metalcore/hardcore punk band name is a phrase

>Nonagon Infinity
>It's their eighth studio album

Kek, this

>vocalist is the only original member

>Band members wear t shirts of the band theyre in