TROLL!!!

TROLL!!!
IN THE DUNGEON!!!!

I THOUGH YOU OUGHT KNOW

No!

...

Allah akbar lol

DULLEST

How did the Basilisk venom not destroy the part of Voldemort that was in Harry!? OK?

You needn't worry about that pesky troll. OR that pesky dungeon, for that matter. After all, they're both part of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

BAESED

Hey anyone notice how he's got a bump coming out of the back of his head

I think his turban is concealing something

The tears prevented him from dying, so the fragment wasn't BTFO.

The first few Harry Potter movies were kino.

ayyyyyy

never seen you miss a thread, keep it up.

prisoner of azkaban >>>>>>>>>>> half blood prince > chamber of secrets > goblet of fire > sorcerors stone > part 1 > part 2 > order of the phoenix

Sup Forums cannot dispute this

based

almost but actually:

ss > cos > poa > gof > hbp > p1 > p2

>movies were kino
I'm confused

Are you being autistic on purpose or do you not realise there are lots of people that post the pasta and not a single person?

>sorceror's stone

wtf I hate memes now

I'm guess I'm autistic. But I also have a girlfriend so I am still better than you.