/trans/ - Spurs are imploding as we speak edition

Rumours:
>While the potential next moves of Alexis Sánchez (still at Arsenal), Kylian Mbappé (still at Monaco) and Philippe Coutinho (still at Liverpool) continue to hog the headlines, West Ham probably deserve a column inch or two if news of their interest in William Carvalho is to be believed. The Sporting Lisbon defensive midfielder has a £39.5m release clause in his contract and is rumoured to be keen on a move to the Premier League, but the Hammers will test the waters with an opening bid of £25m. Previously linked with Barcelona, Real Madrid, Manchester United and – more recently – Arsenal, West Brom and Newcastle, the burly Euro 2016 winner has no shortage of suitors and is contracted to Sporting until 2020.

After announcing on TalkSport on Wednesday that he is hoping to sign “three players … maybe four” before the transfer window closes, Mauricio Pochettino has been linked with a move for Ajax defender Davinson Sánchez in this morning’s Sun. Tottenham’s inactivity in the current transfer window has been well documented but talks have begun in Amsterdam over the future of the 21-year-old Colombian centre-back who you may remember from Ajax’s Europa League final defeat at the hands of Manchester United. Chelsea, Barcelona and Crystal Palace are also rumoured to be sniffing around.

>Tottenham have been heavily linked with Everton midfielder Ross Barkley for months, but reports this morning say Chelsea are ready to torpedo any potential offers with a bigger bid of their own. After being sent home from the club’s pre-season trip to China for posting insulting messages about his hosts on social media, their cultural attaché Kenedy is on the verge of being re-assigned to Newcastle on a season-long loan, while the Stamford Bridge outfit are also being linked with moves for disaffected Tottenham defender Danny Rose, Barcelona’s Sergi Roberto and Valencia’s João Cancelo. That’s a lot of full-backs.

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Despite his public assertion that Manchester United’s chances of signing Gareth Bale have evaporated, nobody believes José Mourinho really thinks that. Tabloid reports suggest the Manchester United manager has urged his Old Trafford employers to offer Real Madrid £100m to secure the Welshman’s services.

>Newcastle central midfielder Jack Colback may have to look for another club after the Shields Gazette revealed he will not be included in Rafael Benítez’s Premier League squad. “We are trying to move players out to bring players in,” said Benítez, who is known to be most disillusioned with his club’s apparent unwillingness to secure his transfer targets since winning promotion from the Championship. “We know where we are and what we need.” A new owner?

Has Morata scored yet?

Lads

LADS

>Spurs

Colback BTFO

>Arsenal haven't bought Carvalho
Bit baffling really. He's pretty good and what Arsenal need.

let's all be nice and friendly in this thread

>Spurs are imploding

???

Rose isn't leaving and who wants Barkley anyway?

>Monaco have been holding out for around £50m with Arsenal so far only bidding £30m.
What? I've read at least 10 articles stating they've bidded £40m+. Who is writing this shit?

>ARSENAL and Liverpool are reportedly preparing moves to sign Gremio striker Luan.
Why do Liverpool need him?

>ARSENAL and Liverpool have made bids for Real Madrid forward Lucas Vazquez, reports say.
Again, why do we need him? We have too many attackers. Klopp needs to buy some defenders.

Has Naymar scored yet?

don't really see the point in spurs signing barkley. he's not as good as eriksen, son, alli or lamela who all play the same sort of role.

Pochettino wants players who can make the first XI push themselves to stay in the team. So Barkley would literally be a squad player. And Everton wanted 45mil for him LOL

can somebody please just fucking sign him to a real club

arsene where the fuck are you

>0 apps for PSG
give him a chance la

Liverpool's Chief Scout in South America told a journalist its bullshit. They aren't going for Luan. Liverpool don't need a striker unless they plan on selling 2-3

Hi Roman,
Can I please get any 3 of the following
>one danny drinkwater
>one serge aurier
>one danny rose
>one oxlade chamberlain
>one riyad mahrez
>one ross barkley

cheers pal

>sell Matic
>realise Bakayoko doesn't actually exist
>panic buy Drinkwater
lmao

>rating Ox and Barkey

Is chelsea looking for rotation players? what a shit list

I don't r8 them that highly but they will be better than literally nobody as depth

Yes, they are
Not really that shit for depth signings desu

>oxlade chamberlain
You certainly can lad

Exactly. So where is this coming from?

>not rating Ox
Piss off Shitzen, you're a joke that keeps on giving.

Just not good enough. Need some of dat ROI

Ox has literally improved massively last few months. He's a good depth player and not realising this for a 23 year old is useful for teams, then you'll never make it in football. Consider suicide.

I don't disagree with you, but Ox would still be considered a rotational player at Chelsea. He'd flourish in a team like spurs or liverpool.

Carvalho and Martins to Arsenal WHEN
WONGA WAKE UP

That's what I said. Chelsea need depth. Better to get a guy that counts as home grown and can do 30 mins every game.

I remember when Austria used to pretend to be an Arsenal fan.

I doubt he'd start at Spurs either

chinese's cartoon

>and not realising this for a 23 year old is useful for teams, then you'll never make it in football.

Safe to say nobody here will make it in football

I agree, lad.

I have a FA Coaching qualification if that counts?

>realise Bakayoko doesn't actually exist
Explain how his ghost has been spotted at the bridge then?

have you done yr morning yoga la?

>tfw unironically one of the only 2 guys in intermediate yoga class

yeah lad

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>Chelsea has played only three pre season matches
>Morata only played in two of them
>Morata has only played 23 minutes as a number nine.
>was played out of position in his second match due to ospina going superman on pedro.
>Arsecunt customer acting like this indicates anything.
The absolute state of you cunts

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>morata apologists
lmao you lads are falling for it so hard.

twitter.com/kxsmo/status/894907081878261761

You now remember that time QPR players and fans celebrated city beating them because it cost United the league. A true ABU alliance

>Falling for a copy pasta

he's mentally broken already lad. biggest flop of the season, guarantee it

Exactly mate, the important thing is he got in the right position and worked hard for the team. The class always rises to the top and Torres will be no exception.

Has he got a penalty on target yet?

lad..

put your money where your mouth is

He's still overrated in the current climate cause any Premier league team will have to overpay for him massively. And we also have to consider that memes aside, Wonga is damn good at getting guys like ox to perform and there's no guarantee that he will pick up where he left off if he goes to the bridge.

Why did Conte sell him?

I guess I can agree with that.

Is Morata's hair still red?

Drinkwater the GOAT

Has Morata put the shrimp on the barby yet?

>Tottenham's inactivity has been well documented
I'm sure their efforts to "document" complete absence of activity were titanic.

>Chelsea are ready to torpedo any potential offers
>torpedo
Ugh, the cringe is real.

So he is going to be like Torres when he first came to England. I don't have a problem with that

scenes when morata scores an OG vs united and celebrates by accident

Has Morata scored yet?

What the fuck is wrong with Chelsea? All striker they touched turn into shit.

And the one good striker they do get wants to fuck off

Imagine telling your star striker to fuck off before you've found yourself an adequate replacement and then panicking and buying a career substitute for £70m. All the while praying that the season he had last year was a sign that he's becoming a goal scorer and wasn't just an exception to his otherwise completely average time in top flight football. HOWLING.

Better than spending £90m on Lukaku

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twitter.com/ArsenalohoIic/status/895003320233992193

that would b pretty funny lel

>ignoring the goal he scored 5 mins later
Shitposter confirmed. KYS.

>80m for a darker benteke
>62 billion euros for the twerking tielemans

£90m on a guy with a 50% success rate on open goal tap ins

HOWLING

>this sample size
Do you even statistics m8?

don't judge a man by the size of his cup

EN HET REGENT
DIAMANTEN

>Rose: 30k/w
>Walker: 150k/w
Is this what people call white privilege?

>MoratGOAT: Humble, quality, about to prove manure customers wrong with Gonde
>Poocaca: Dabs, shit, will score a tap in against Swansea and spend the rest of the game getting a haircut with bogpoo while practicing handshakes

seems both those black men are more privileged than me

Morata apologists are really easy to trigger

The implication that 30k p/w isn't far beyond one person means

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Top 4 this season,lads
1.City
2.Chelsea
3.Arsenal
4.Tottenham

United will come 5th and Liverpool 6th

oh fuck off already with this shit he hasnt even played a full 90 as a striker yet

twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/894971850681462784

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its relative to other footballers
especially when the non-dabbing sissoko is on £95k/w

Wait, hold on, do United fans unironically rate Lukaku as a top striker? HAHA WHAT?

he's literally finished lad. pato tier.

>Kroos smirking
howling

>3.Arsenal

if this happens after spuds/arse drop from 1st or 2nd then im ok with this

>being this triggered
lmao

Discuss

>arsecucks 5

c u c k e d c u s t o m e r

pato will be good again, right?

how does it feel to know they spent £70m on another Bojan?

the fuck is a roster

Post that one on the lad bible and a couple of the paki pages, they would love it

>again
when was this? at Milan?

friendly reminder that jose mourinho is finished as a top level manager having been kicked out of real madrid, taken the premier league champions to near relegation, and finished 6th with the most expensive squad the Premier League has ever seen

like a potato fritter

>taken the premier league champions to near relegation
who was the manager when they were champions?

What's Chelsea gonna do with their shit strikers?

I kinda expected Morata him

>Brighton are set to break their transfer record for the third time this summer after agreeing a deal to sign Colombian international Jose Izquierdo from Club Brugge. The 25-year-old winger, who will join in a reported £13.5m deal, will complete the move after a medical. Izquierdo scored 15 goals in the Belgian Pro League last term. Seagulls boss Chris Hughton described him as "one of the standout players" in Belgium over the past three years.

hello
i like this webm

but Batman is good?