WHALE CUM

>WHALE CUM

How do you feel knowing this is going to be a bigger bomb than Ghostbusters? Amy Schumer is fucking done at last.
youtube.com/watch?v=PsBWnst8f7w

Somehow, in 30 years I think her face may look more attractive.

>MY VAGINA

oh boy

Serious question, how does Amy Schumer still get roles in movies despite almost nobody liking her?

Because she is a woman

you know this shit will bomb, i can't even make myself watch the trailer

she's a female '''comic' ''

You really have two choices at this point. Her or Sarah Silverman.

Actually its because of her family being well off more than anything.

Slim pickings, Not many can replace her.

she fucked the right person. Overnight she was in headlines and everywhere on tv with people gushing over her and her tv show, even though it was on like its 3rd season with no one talking about it before. She fucked the right exec

Whale cum joke is as old as aids. The fact this made the trailer does not bode well.

didnt they already do a fat chick and her mom go on a road trip movie? with Susan sarandon and the one from ghostbusters

Because she is a tribe member.

Forgot to add:
6k likes (mostly from fake users I'd guess)
18k dislikes

This was mildly amusing. The rest of that was shit.

There's that fat female Australian comedian. Really contrasts to the standard fat American/Canadian comedian

Name 4 whale cum jokes from previous movies then

she is a qt patootie and you neckbeards wont change that

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL FUNNY BRAVE STUNNING WOMAN. WOW THIS IS SO MUCH MY LIFE. I AM SO HER. EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK LOOK HOW MUCH MY LIFE IS LIKE HERS IN THIS MOVIE. I AM A FUNNY BIG LOUD SASSY WOMAN. TIME TO FLAUNT MY BIG BEAUTIFUL CURVES.

Thelma and Louise was decades ago

Google chuck schumer

...

She is being groomed to be this generation's Adam Sandler.

i need to see amy in a porn already

>my vagaiiiiina

this
BLACKED when?

looks better than ghostbusters

>you looks like melted candles

This
Is the correct answer. She's a Jew.

what is the appeal

honestly

what are they trying to communicate with this shot, seriously. there is a message here.. must be "love your big fat drunk whore body"

That's some nightmare fuel right there. Maybe they're going the horror route?

Her uncle is pretty much the most powerful Democrat leader atm.

I like fat women but Amy Schumer is unattractive no matter what her weight.

yo i seen this bitch in those old navy commercials

Maybe.. JUST MAYBE...

we aren't the target demo...

the only funny part in the trailer was the guy at the end calling them melted candles

>almost nobody liking her

Could you post some statistics on that? Most normal people I've met do like her.

i'd push into the puss

that actually looks like it has a 50/50 shot at being funny. well i hate schumer so for me a 25/75, lel.

You can just read the comments on the video.

Looks like the "target demo" isn't that big, just look at the feedback in youtube.
What jokes did you like in the trailer?

it's too masculine a movie to be just for women
unless you're saying it's for normies

then yes, we aren't

but that could be said of nearly every film

it's women, obviously
and women make up a minority of the internet

look at the like ratio

the cat thing was pretty funny. and i like goldie hawn, she's funnier than schumer.

>women make up a minority of the internet
The internet isn't like Sup Forums. At this point I can only assume you're baiting, or you're a complete retard.
>Her art is shit kek
am I not getting the joke or something?

social media isn't the entire internet

Because you spend all your time here where no one likes her. Normies love Schumer.

look at the like ratio and read the comments before being a retard.

>music stops suddenly
>punch line

i never understood why this is repeated so much.

Holy Fuck #%€£!?!?!? You are technically saying that Amy & Goldie combo doesn't work ?

Chuckie Schumer doesn't have anything to do with her success. Fact is, she hung out with the right crowd in comedy and got a good rep while being a woman, that's it. Oh and she was fucking Anthony Jeselnik. Hanging out with the old table at the Comedy Cellar will get you get you further than having an uncle be a senator. Pauly Shore's parents are fucking made people in comedy and that only got him so far.

Jews

>SNATCHED
Is that a vagina joke too?

A way to go to the next gag and change de music.

I wish Americans could just fuck off with their exotic fantasies about south America. Fuck off faggots

Tell me Sup Forums are we living in an alernate timeline? I can't imagine there being a single person on this earth that would like this. But there will be, and that is very very sad.

>SNATCHed
>a ton of pussy
>whale cum
>washing her cunt in a sink

I didn't get any further than that.

no. look at her and ask yourself "would an executive WANT to fuck her, and then give her a reward for it?"

Her uncle is a Jew York senator. Amy is propaganda incarnate.

>Anthony Jeselnik
a literal who with an 18 episode tv show nobody watched
versus
A New York, Jewish, democrat senator.

Hmm, I wonder who would have more pull.

>fat flabs

This is just an Adam Sandler vacati... sorry MOVIE without Adam Sandler