What would you do if you were in his position?
Click (2006)
Pause time and sleep and read a lot more
I'd join that L with that I
Pretty much this.
Pause button is best button, I don't need anything else.
Pause time and then kill myself. I doomed the whole universe.
How
>only have pause
>can't press ''play'' again so time is always on pause
Are you retarded or masochist
That took me a whole minute to figure out
I think if you leave the menu paused long enough, it eventually turns off on its own
thinking of you doing that made me kek for a whole minute
Fuck Sander's empire of shitty movies and any enablers to death
hi 9gag
Time-pausing is relative to you. You haven't stopped time from continuing, you've just placed yourself in a single moment.
nvm i just realized
youtube.com
>I love you, Son.
hi leddit
See? I can assume and project too
how low is your IQ?
Ironic considering Sandler is 9gag incarnate.
What is this "9gag" you speak of?
THAT'S A TECHNICAL FOUL
run around stopping people's hearts and laughing. btw i didn't expect to cry but did.
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Im high :')
I'm married to Kate Beckinsale, I don't need to do shit.
>THAT scene
;_;7
slow down sex with kate beckinsale instead of fast-forwarding through it like a wanker
Reddit's even worse older brother. It's cat reaction pic-tier.
en.wikipedia.org
READ IT GUYS
Whats he pointing at?
I didn't see anything special
That 5.
Hey, there's nothing wrong with cat reaction pics unless they have impact text on them.
I AGREE, IT'S FROG-TIER
Start working out
Only use fast forward when at the gym
Get all of the results with none of the effort and only slight muscle pain.
Rape
rape. lots of it.
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i would freeze time when anyone would get dubs and reverse it so instead i would get it (like i did now, sorry user). i would get all of repeating digist on 4 chan.
You let this one slip
Stalk Matthew Gray Gubler.
i dont get. explain?
you don't get to bring air guitars
w-w-what
I'm scared
LI = U
CLICK => KEK
nvm i realise he was talking about the word click and not the word life
join the L and the I to make KEK
Rape
I wonder if he had anal intercourse with Kate Beckinsale. Whatever they think of her in the UK it's not like she's a big deal in America or immune to the requirement that she provide sexual favors for a role.
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G-guys he had a different post number when I quoted him
D-did he just...
holy shit
>Click was 10 years ago
so now on if someone gets dubs it is only one guy :(
>the remote starts autoperforming functions without asking
FUCK YOU THAT'S NOT HOW IT SHOULD WORK
Abuse the pause button to get lots of work done before a deadline and then 12 hour naps every day.
Oh and fast forward through boring shit, like plane rides.
>he doesn't like cat reaction images
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