Be British, get shot

Pic unrelated.

How's that gun control working for you Brits?

I thought you were a gun murder free utopia since laws against guns do such a great job of keeping them out of the hands of criminals.

Golly gee, you lost an MP.

How did that happen again?

What is that image? Did Donald Trump try to make Gaucamole?

I think the funniest thing about that photo is that you can easily scoop out the pit with a spoon.

Most Brits are asleep now, try again later.

>gun murder free utopia

said no one

Or just use the broad side of the knife and hack into it, twist, and pull.

That and the fact that he used a steak knife bothers me

I don't think we really have a right to talk about shootings right now. We need serious reform...obviously.

The funniest thing about that image is that they restrict knife sales there as well, so that's one more thing their government is trying to protect them from.

Ban assault avacados

Eh, not really that funny.

Or avacados.

Too soon.

Ban assault avacados.

>unaccountably higher gun related homicide rate
>4x overall higher homicide rate
Spin it how you want Paco, gun control works.

jesus christ, reddit really is here... obviously.

Also, at least she still has nice French tips.

Crap, beat me to it. Great minds think alike I suppose.


I'll have to shop that onto that picture in the morning for future use in threads teasing Brits about the "Bin that knife" deal.

Yeah it works as a disarming tool that turns your once free, white nation into a Muslim caliphate, cuck.

but you're literally 60% white

there are almost 2x as many niggers percentage wise in the US than all non whites combined

*non whites combined in the UK

British girl must be redhead and drunkard.

>4x overall higher homocide rate
>4x the amount of niggers in america compared to brittain
really makes you think

Haha baby dick fucking gun cucks.
>Be Murican
>Get shot 10,000 times plus EVERY YEAR
>Be a Britbong
>Get shot once every blue moon

>How did that happen again?
Globalists released a convicted terrorist who was serving a life sentence for murder and pointed him in her direction.

(((Coincidence))) Her birthday is 1 day before the Brexit vote happens.

>How did that happen again?

Right wing death squads

by that logic everyone in Sweden should be dead by now

You're right, the Hughes Amendment needs to be thrown out.

you mean the singular right wing nutter with mental health problems with a homemade gun?

uh huh

I'm actually impressed with the fact that someone stupid enough to have this happen, was smart enough to leave the knife in and go straight to the hospital.

In a similar situation I'm afraid I would probably pull the knife back out by reflex, even though rationally, I know that's the worst thing to do.

That probably took some serious self control.

He was probably trying to stab the seed with the knife to remove it and leave the half of the avocado intact to use a spoon and extract the green nectar.

He obviously missed the seed and went through the delicious green ruining his hand and that delicious avocado in the process.

Americans are amateurs when it comes to aguacates.

>Right wing death squads
Oy Vey that's right! He was a former IRA member after all! We English didn't surrender to Right Wingers during the Troubles, and we won't surrender now either! Diversity makes us strong!

It's not gun-murder free. We have about one per week.

The one on the news is unusual. Maybe this week we'll have two.

How's your week going, as far as gun murders go I mean?

Where are their nigger children?

>>How's your week going, as far as gun murders go I mean?

I live in St. Louis, so really, I know you all get excited at the mass shootings, but we have a higher head count than all but the worst on a busy weekend.

The thing is you don't have to hear about it because it is just blacks killing blacks, and at this point even the local news does not bother with reporting them all the time.

That's why Americans laugh at the gun death numbers, they don't actually mean anything because they are inflated by the trash taking itself out.

this is basically why we love guns they're a solution for a problem to fix itself
>if black lives really mattered then they wouldnt be so cheap

I just reread my post and wanted to clarify, there were two separate points there that got merged unintentionally.

Black on black crime does not get reported (or if it does only locally) because it does not fit the narrative that the media wants to push.

The vast majority of gun deaths are gang or drug related, and artificially inflate our numbers as the trash kills each other.

I make the distinction because we live in the meth Capitol of the world, so there is plenty of white trash shooting each other around here as well.

well i mean i live by the border and honestly i rarely ever hear of gang related, immigrant related, or hispanic related gun crime in local or city news but i guess thats south texas for you

Hello Tex user. So is it happening but noone cares, like here, or is it actually not taking place?


Also, since we have some Brits awake, is this going to change anything for Brexit, or are you still lined up the tell the EU to fuck off?

honestly it rarely ever happens if it does, i mean people are caught with guns but their is rarely a firefight the only i incident that i can think of is when a kid snapped and killed his parents last year but that is like the one incident ive ever heard of in my time living here
>i guess deterence works

So how are you yanks going with your little mexican problem then?

its going swell hispanic-anglo friendship benefits us the way south african-anglo friendship benefited the empire except well they didnt force us out and destroy the infrastructure to have the chinese come and offer them to rebuild it for precious resources

Speaking of avacados?

It's way easier with a knife. That guy is just retarded.

Just smack the cutting edge of the knife into the pit, twist it and it pops out

What's so fucking hard about using a cutting board?

or just pull it out with your RAW MAN STRENGTH

See this is what makes me crazy suspicious about the attack. I stay far from the tin foil but a PM being shot and stabbed while someone yells pro-exit propaganda a week before the vote. Then they are forced to close the vote.

Seems pretty fucking fishy given how much money and power is in play.

If gun and knife laws are so strict, how did this guy get both?

IT DID NOT HAPPEN

THERE ARE NO GUNS IN ENGLAND BECAUSE

IT IS A GUN FREE ISLAND

STUPID AMERICANS

If only the UcucK had banned hands.

Studies show that 100% of murders involved hands. If you removed all hands, there would be almost no violence.

fact

Humans are not qualified to own hands.

It's way too convenient. Watch this space, bro.

Don't be a faggot

How hard is it to get a gun in bongistan?

Try everyone.

>bongs will defend their laws after this

construir el muro

Jeb*

Didn't think the old
>be American
>get shot
Meme bothered anyone. Then OP came along.

...

>what is Switzerland

who goes through all these pictures to find these people? seems like that would not be easy to find the matches. just boggling my mind. use some facial recognition software? the guy at the top doesn't really look the same imo.

>filename
>image.jpg
>not renaming it "avacadont"

You have failed

>tfw can't clap because stabbed hand

The type of knife wouldn't matter if he had just put the avocado on the kitchen counter instead of holding the opposite side while stabbing like a dumb shit.

Hey, no argument here mate. I'd love the freedom to own guns, and hate that that right was stripped away before I was even born.
Never allow the cucks to disarm you America.

You do know how laws work right? They're a deterrent against real people. Just because there's a law against something doesn't mean those things don't happen. It's getting a bit boring hearing 'derp you banned guns how do you still get shot'. Guns aren't banned in the UK, they're controlled . Knives aren't banned, only a moron would genuinely think that . Pol was supposed to be red pill. All I'm seeing later is the biggest load of shit have seen since reddit had The Fattening. Are people really that stupid on here? Are you really that dumb you can't figure out how it happened. Flabbergasted by the ignorance and pure idiocy of Pol sometimes.

>real people
Laws don't deter real people, they deter stupid people. Anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together can kill just about anybody else except maybe a state leader without ever getting caught.

That ruins the avocado

>Classic leaf shitpost

>he

it's a woman

The Americas, mostly.

yeah the trick there is to gently press the knife lengthwise (not stabbing) into the seed so it sticks, and then gently rotate it - applies the torque necessary to remove the seed and lets you scoop it off the knife into the bin easily, no finding the slippery fucker on the kitchen floor

A minute of silence, a guacamole has been stabbed like the british politician. ITS OUR FUCKING SYMBOL, LEAVE GUACAMOLES ALONE.

Drop the proxy, Canada.

No sabia que chihuahua estaba en canada.

Typical shitpost thread. Getting boring now Burger

Sup Forums is SVR territory a lot of whats posted here is legitimate intelligence

It's hard to believe that country used to rule anything

That reminds me of hot fuzz.

The Ketchup parts, the prior police work montage part, or the final battle in the "rain" part?

this

this image is even funnier when you realize they're all officers

b-but other people said it's just the guys with hats

Really? We still have gun crime over here lad. Just no legal means of self-protection.