Tasha Yar

>Tasha Yar
fun fact: Bing Crosby's granddaughter, also my first scifi boner.

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SELA IS BEST TNGFU

you got off on her shrill abrasive yelling?

Bing's semen, once removed, made that shit.

Her Red Shoes Diaries episode is pretty hot

umm... yes. also because she fucked data, I always knew that her strong woman veneer was just a mask to cover that she wanted to be pounded by a strong man, machine-like under her vagina was sore and decimated...

Denise "This show will flop, I'm moving to greener pastures" Crosby.

Bing Crosby was born in my hometown

ok, you're obviously alpha as fuck

to be fair, her role was more useless than Beltran's

Who?
Weird, never heard of him.
>Bing Crosby's granddaughter
Huh, wonder who he was.

>Huh, wonder who he was.
I guarantee you heard his voice at least once this week (assuming you went outside)

bitch is a dude lookin boner magnet.

oh wait, I thought you meant some ancient dead rocket from the 50s Billy Holly

I know Bing, had to look him up and noticed all the old hits.

Captain. I recommend a full spread of torpedoes!

>dude lookin
>boner magnet

A she-male who you consider attractive?

I don't see the dudishness, maybe it's the big wide chin, but she's still sexy to me (esp. her ndues)

Mr. Worf, their shields are down and they've surrendered!

>Attracted to a butch

Are you a lesbian or a gay guy?

All the more reason to press the advantage. It will be a glorious victory!

I can not believe that even you are that cold!

Mr. Worf, transport them to Cargo Bay 2 and, I repeat, DO NOT fire on that ship!

Fun Fact: She quit Star Trek because she saw he character going nowhere. It was actually her career after Star Trek that went nowhere.

She got a role in some horror movie when she could've made millions.

Buyer's remorse for life.

>millions
of pennies at conventions?

But sir!

Of dollars from being on the seven seasons of a hit show, 4 huge hit movies, tons of convention dollars and royalties.

>Unless you are implying that didn't happen to even Gates McFadden or Marina Sirtis

*sigh*, alllright, Worf. Disable that ship but DO NOT.. I repeat, DO NOT, destroy it!

Firing now sir.

Excellent shooting.. now I want you to-

WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME!

GLORIOUS

A reprimand will appear on your record.

DISMISSED!

is this what you fags do with your time?

Oh, and Mr. Worf?

On your way out.. throw this man in the brig!

RAPE
GANGS

*shivers and rocks back & forth*

Why the cat? Why do they have flashlights? Do they only rape or engage in other criminal enterprises?

So many questions

Engineer. Beam the intruder into the torpedo tube!

Are you serious?

This is Turkana IV. Toughest rape gangs in the Fed.

This is canon, established early on and explained upon until her death in Skin of Evil.

Please don't ask about the rape gangs. It triggers her.

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>you are now aware that the enterprise D has dolphins that serve aboard it and help out with navigation

It's just when you mention roving rape gangs six times in the ten episodes you're in, the cat is out of the bag and we, as audience need to know more.


m.youtube.com/watch?v=AzKEglSelBY

...

Gonna' boot WinXP one last time for rape gang nostalgia.

What's so bad about ape gangs?

They tend to rape.

>laforge offers to show them off to a ferengi
do you think ferengi can navigate by sound the way dolphins can?

Computer, queue these intructions.

Activate Emergency Command Hologram, register all critical command personnel as medically unfit for service and commence a life support malfunction drill on bridge and engineering. Lock cargo bay doors, shuttle bay doors and transporters. Deactivate all small arms and replicators.

Establish a datalink with my neural net and reroute the primary power coupling to the transporter array. Dematerialize as many crew members as possible in sequence prioritizing security followed by command, ops then engineering.

Initiate the Neelix Symbiogenesis algorithm and await the reconfiguration of Neelix DNA to achieve compatibility with a crew member held in the transporter buffer. Special case: 7 of nine; remove borg implants; reconfigure with Tashar Yar DNA. Fit modified crew members with a replicated Orion slave shock collar from Tom Paris's "naomi4" holodeck program, rematerialize them in the cargo bay and admit an unmodified crew member to the buffer. If their first name has more than 1 syllable, remove the last syllable sans the first consonant. Add "ix" to each crew member's first name.

When all crew members have been processed initiate the Worf-Zimmerman subroutine, transfer my consciousness to the body and transport me in front of the cargo bay doors. Correction, increase adrenaline and testosterone levels 4-fold to induce a state of rage-lust and leave Worf's genitals in their original state, with extra genital barbs.

Execute.

Captain Zlogg (Stardate 47104.29),

We've reached that same planet we were at a couple months ago but the budget is running low. I have a feeling we'll be doing some sort of holodeck simulation sometime today.

If all goes well, I'll only have a couple of real speaking scenes and Brent will be doing most of his over-the-top bollocks like usual.

Can't wait to get off this ship and wear ergonomically correct fabrics for once. My chiropractor says if I don't get out of these damned zip-ups that I'll slip a disc or something. You know my doctor, Larry Proctor. Anyhow, I'm about to find out if Dorny sat on that whoopie cushion. This should be fun...

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GEHT YER STINKIN PAWS AFF ME

>Rape gangs were a group of men and women
>and women

>cetacean ops

did they have translators like seaquest?

Strap-on for you, baby.

>No, Beverly, please, no!
>Just a LITTTLE bit of the tip
>AAOOOugh!
>There we are..

Hahah.

What did he mean by this?

Ishara was hotter

check out the spit shine on picard's boots

can see me reflection in 'em

spotted the Patrician

When did Worf become Piccard?

>literal mullet

What was that black goo?

A Skin of Evil (TM) left behind by a race of Titans.

Armus

Beverly is best

Mommy should play her in the reboot

Holy fuck that's perfect, no Wesley though unless she tells him to shut up.

What is the armament of the lollipop?

holy fuck that is hot, why haven't I seen this .gif before

I can almost guarantee you this will be fapped to

>You will never see a post-DS9 Trek starring Lieutenant Harold Finch as Chief of Engineering

cat runs away
eventually ends up on a Weyland-Yutani freighter named Nostromo
"We're gonna call you Jonesy."

> jonesy's face when

>Get with a Yar sister
>Sexy Time
>Can't make her cum because no rape gang

You valleyfags really need to fuck off

She was probably molested by that date raping rapist

Gene Roddenberry?

Crosby you fucking idiot

SWEET BABY JESUS CHRIST