FIFA ranks

Are we elite now?

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FIFA ranking was always the worst ranks system.
>Swiss
>Poland
>Columbia
>Belgium

Retarded as fuck.

>brazylia

yes, poland will win the next wc with a lewandowski hattrick in the final against argentina.

>I rate Belgium

>Włochy

WTF?

>niemcy
Every time. So cute :3

>the state of portugalia

State of the Polish language

it's great

names of other countries in other languages are fucking weird

>Niemcy
>Wlochy

what? how?

The Germans have like 50 completely different names. See this.

>Niemcy
"mute people"
>Włochy
from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlachs, same as Allemagne for Germany in French

germany has a ton of weird names in various languages, english included. i assume it's because they're in the center of europe, so everyone who brushed up with them gave them their own unique name

At least they have their own language, eh leafy.

neat.jpg

I actually find it hilarious how frequently different languages shock you Anglo imbeciles.

>france not '1'
yeah, sure

>really complicated

You gotta consider that all those Pakis and Algerians probably speak multiple desert languages, that pushes the medium a bit towards 2.

True.

shouldn't you be standing in a breadline faggot?

the rankinngs are a self-perpetuating joke.

the only reason utter dogshit like switzerland are that high and qualify for every tournament is because they get piss easy qualifying groups every year, leading to them staying as first seeds.

What did he mean by this?

>the US isn't top 10.
>the US is worse than sweden or mexico

what a bullshit ranking system

oh look, that's exactly what's happening with EPL in uefa league coefficient rankings

english teams get ez groups and they scrape just enough wins to not fall out of top3 so they can get more ez groups and barely stay in top3 again

but when someone who isn't spain, italy or germany does it, then suddenly it's cheating

fuck off

>brazylia at no1
It's coming home

Median is the middle observation if the population is uneven and it's the average of the two middle observations if the population is even. I highly doubt that population is even AND the two middle observations differ for so many countries. So many 1/2s don't make sense to me

How the fuck can you speak half a language?

>monkey doesn't know how averages work

how surprising

Yeah. It's because they had so many tribes, so some name it after the Alemanni, others the Saxons, some Germany as a whole, etc. Whereas other Western Euro countries are descended from, like, one single tribe (Franks, Angles, etc)

oi tudo bem rsrs kkk sopa de macaco uma delicia

that's half the language, the other part is about buying drugs and hiring 12yo prostitutes

>is bullshit because my country won le ConCACAf meme Cup
Kek, USA team is dogshit.

7-1. in your own country. no team is more dogshit than that. couldnt even get third place either.

kek stay behind

>it's an "American only knows about soccer from Sup Forums memes" episode

stop embarrassing us

ok ill admit we shouldn't be top ten but there is no way in hell sweden, egypt, iran, northern ireland, costa rica and iceland are better than us

Iceland is a world superpower

> Niemcy

You should call it Naziland.

if you consider the mountain the entirety of iceland then yes, iceland is a world superpower

>not even in the screenshot

The verb "to be" is usually the most complicated and irregular in any language
t. linguistics student

>Switzerland 4th
>Germany not first
This ranking is fucking garbage

All we really did is not lose in years desu - who knew this would work on the rankings!
I rate this current NT - there is an actual no. 10 with Zieliński (something >we lacked in the Euros) and Lewa could probably play another 6 years as a product of sporting eugenics.
Foreigners don't appreciate what a difference this is, we were 70th in the rankings not that long ago and eating absolute shit - not getting to 2010 or 2014 WCs (2014 with an easier group than right now), dropping out of the easiest group of the Euros >we hosted, nobody expected anything from this team anymore.
ELO has us at 13th, so getting to the round of 16 in the World Cup - which is achievable with this current team.

>Lewandowski appearing in a big match
Doubt.jpg

>fatlad doesn't know what a median is

Median vs Mean, you dunce.

>memeranking

>4 (four) goals in one leg of a CL Semifinal against Halal shortly before they became the best team in the world

Ok dude

how come every country has a cool name in polish except chile and peru?

>lost 7-1 at home
>still #1 in fifa meme rankings bullshit
SUCK IT SUCKERS

>switzerland
>poland
>france that low

>meme-sico

>faak gwok
>dak gwok
wut

>Peru
>15

Do not believe these ranking if you see Peru in the top 30.

They most likely are since my little sawker holds back the US NT

>Meksyk
>14th

das rite we /bigbois/ now

>Szwajcaria

What did Polan mean by this?

>MeksyCACA

The Australjizz used to inseminate your women

what is even the point here

to be disgusted by slav speak and spelling

>those stoner eyes in Netherlands
sensible chuckle.gif

>Italia
>Włochy

literally none letter in common

>Urugwaj
kek

>7

>13
We're not even top 13 in Europe

Vlach--This comes from a Gothic word meaning "Roman," and it is a very common designation for us in English (for example, this is the only title we are listed under in the Encyclopedia Britannica). The Slavs learned this word from the Goths, and so it has continued to the present; in fact, the Poles still refer to an Italian as "Wloch" and to Italy as "Wlochy."

>Meksyk
>+2

>7-0
>4-1
>no even the fucking gold cup
>>>>>>>+ fucking 2

My god, FIFA rankings have become such a fucking meme.

>havent lost since 3-2 to mexico
>tied with them AT the azteca
>win the gold cup
>we were at like 22 or something last time and now we're 26

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO DO

literally the only thing that matters is tournament performance

too bad rankings play into group seeding though

Play in CONMEBOL or UEFA. Just look at all the fucking meme UEFA nations in top 16.

what has costa rica or mexico done in the last month other than lose the gold cup?

anyone?

...

This picture should be banned

paid some bribes

It's not month to month dumbass, the FIFA rankings cover a 4 year period.

How is Brazil first?
How is Switerland 4th (FOURTH)?
How is Poland 5th (FIFTH)?

How?

Are you actually retarded?

Fake. Can't see Finland there

we won the confed cup with a rag tag bunch of midtable Bundes and Eridivisie players, we should be 1st until the WC for that feat alone

Aren't the seedings for the World Cup based entirely on the rankings? Jesus Christ, the seeding and groupings for next year's World Cup is going to be entirely fucked up.

>Switzerland, Poland, Portugal, Chile, and Columbia will all be seeded, while Belgium, France, Spain, and Italy won't be

It's going to be a fucking crazy tournament.

beat teams that are stronger than Honduras, Cuba and Canada

oh wait you can't because you're forever stuck on the 2nd weakest continent, though luck

He´s right.

resources.fifa.com/mm/document/fifafacts/r&a-wr/52/00/97/fs-590_10e_wrpoints_english.pdf

A team’s total number of points over a four-year period is determined by adding:
 the average number of points gained from matches during the past 12 months; and
 the average number of points gained from matches older than 12 months (depreciates yearly).

>matches that took place 3 years are the reason Mexico moved up 2 spots from last month's rankings

Also, matches that took place 4 years and 1 month ago no longer count for this month´s ranking, so some teams probably go up or down not so much because of what´s being accounted for, but rather because of what is not. Also, confederation and opposition strength are factors (the higher in the ranking a team is, the more points matches against it are worth), and seeing how often Mexico, USA and Costa Rica play each other, when one of them go up, chances are the other will go up as well, because their games against each other suddenly award more points than before.

He is of Sacro Imperio Romano Germánico

The Netherlands are ranked #36. It seems like just yesterday they beat Spain 4-0 with Van Laal tactics.

>switzerland chile and colombia seeded
>spain france and włochy not
fifa rankings everyone

SAD

>Wlochy

Spain and Włochy don't even go out of the group stage in 2014 so it's makes sense

Exactly 2 (two) countries out of the top 10 deserve their position.
Argentina and Chile.

Such a shitshow

>Mexico
>BTFO 7-0
>BTFO 4-1
>can't even win the gold cup
>cartel soccer players
>+2
What is this bullshit

what is this fucking moon language

>tfw not elite

fug, wat nao

>duitsland
dutch people are so cute