Tel me this character's name without googling it

Tel me this character's name without googling it.

chinese mercenary man

Baze

Baze Malbus I SWEAR I DID NOT GOOGLE IT
YOU CAN BELIEVE ME MATE
also, sage

Baze

Baz

chimichonga

Why should I give a flying fuck about his name. He's a cool chingchong shooter guy.
It's an action movie, not a spy crime drama with complicated plot

Kunta Chinke

Baze Malbus

Forced diversity man.

I only remember Ip Man's name - Churro. I thought it was weird they'd give an asian a mexican name

Kek

Hellgun McKasrkin

Baze

>mfw I thought they were referring to the base first

Gen. Eric McGoodguy

I don't need to know his name to have appreciated his character.

I can name all the character in TFA, but I still liked him more.

Scheming chinaman

Blaze Machinegun

Bae Malgus

Afimaton Act-Chun

the heavy

Shinsuke Nakamura

one half of the token chinks for chinabucks

No fucking clue before I looked at this thread but I was drunk when I went to see it and it was like 97% an action movie so plot wasnt all that important, I actually cant remember any characters name that originally apeared in the movie

Blind man's bodyguard
I can't name anyone in the film except Cassian and I think Jyn Erso. But that's normal for Star Wars, I had to look up who Mon Mothma was when you fucks went on about her

Chirrut Imbe

All of these posts who know his name are neckbeard SW fans who already knew all the character names even before the release of the movie.

based pacific indigenous warrior

Nute Gunray

the only people who could tell you are people who knew it six months before the movie came out

if i was going to guess id say bigun jissil

keked

Hiroyuki Nishimura

Mickey Rourke in Ironman 2

Quota Box Ticker #3470

>but that's normal for Star Wars

You knew all the character names when you watched any other SW movie, even TFA.

Rogue One just got released and people are already calling the characters by their actors name or "asian, indian" guy

lmao

Shota Fasta

asian with gun

HIVEMIND TRUTH

fed-up tanking dude with semi-auto blaster

rogue one PS4 game when

wreck it ralph

Sum Ting Wong

what was his name again?

Chinese Market Man

Rey's dildo

kai Jin mo

rey's rapist

Asia McManlet

He was not part of the main cast, not valid.

Bane?

Donnie Jen's gay lover

Ip Man's BFF

Whats his name?

Baze?

Chinese McStickman

i wanna say scamander? something like that

Baze?

Dee' Eepfroat

noticed

Asian #2

>Ira Belle
>Roe Gwan
>Aistah Waah-Stoore
>Anne Droid
>Abe Adguy

You don't get to bring rebels.

I dont know. I havent played the latest Call of Duty yet.

dumb fucking chink

Was anyone else disappointed with his death scene? Was expecting him to go beast mode before finally dying but he only kills about 4 guys before he blows up

What's her name again?

Buttan-Lee

really makes you think...

Crindo Bindo

>For these I'll give you... ONE QUARTER PORTION.

Jynn So?

WTF is this pic from?

I left the movie only knowing Soul Guerra and Jin.

That's how forgettable the character were.

Not Donnie Yen

Rebellious G'vner

Subutai with Machinegun

Baz Luhrmann

Top kek

Soldier 76.

SLIPKNOT.

Tac Ticktoe

Dirty Sanchez

railroad worker

Maz Kanata

>semi auto
It's full auto
>Rogue One PS4 game when
Sadly, the Battlefront: Scariff DLC is about as close as we'll get.

Blaze the Cat

I didn't know his name and I couldn't understand the Asians name.

Jorge-052

Was the blind guy force sensitive

Kenshin Himura

what's his name again?

I don't get the criticism that the movie or (more specifically) the characters were unmemorable. R1 was far less character-driven than TFA, and yet still managed to have better written characters who were more likeable and had more complexity, even if you couldn't remember their names after the movie.

Idk personally I prefer likeable yet relatively grounded characters with dimension rather than Goofy Nigger Finn, Quippy Mexican Poe, or Mary Sue Rey.
The Force Awakens, in contrast to Rogue One, was a live action multiculturalist Teletubbies with a script written by Marvel or Joss Whedon.
Of course it's easier to remember characters when they're such a cliche. It's almost like cheating, it's obviously going to be easier to 'remember' the screaming, seig heiling, hamfistedly Nazi-esque "First Order" than it is to remember Director Krennic, but Krennic is a much more enjoyable character with some actual depth to his character.

Maybe Rogue One wasn't "a good Star Wars movie", but if that's the case then maybe the parameters for a good "Star Wars" movie are fucked, perhaps just stuck in the unreasonable Disney/George Lucas mindset that the series has to appeal to children first and foremost.

Say what you want about Rogue One on its own, but Rogue One was objectively a better movie than The Force Awakens. I think the people who hate Rogue One are those who genuinely like the Star Wars series and can't stand to see it deconstructed or refined (R1). They just want to see it endlessly polished (TFA).

>star wars
>asian

wut

L'Zard

Jayna Oso

Chief Sitting Quota

noice

agreed

"badass asian dude who was a good friend"