I'm a Muslim

>I'm a Muslim
>But I don't pray 5 times a day tee-hee
WHAT THE FUCK

who the fuck are you quoting?

Every Muslim from this shithole

God is merciful.
*drinks*

wouldnt do it.

cause its not like im like an infidel but im lazy and a special snowflake

salaam alaikum brother!!! brother we should go to.the mosque together!! how about it brother? if you are busy we can go get a halal kebab some time? p.s. pass the hookah, you're hogging it!! hogs are haram xD

Can't you just pray mentally since Allah/God is omniscient anyway? Why would he even need constant recognition? None of this shit makes any sense.

I knew some muslims. They would go to the mosk on a friday night then go get hammered at the club.

There's a verse in the koran that says "don't pray"

>I'm an Orthodox Christian
>but I don't fast for 90% of the year

>Im muslim
>I pray, attend the mosque, dont eat pork, dont drink, and otherwise observe all muslim customs and traditions


>allah is OK with me ciggis tho

god is dead

Islam is more about a community and keeping a us against them mentality.

>keeping a us against them mentality

Stop projecting.

Eastern Orthodox (if fasting on every Wednesday and Friday plus Great Lent and other fasts) only fast for a little less than half the year. Copts fast more often than not, though

Are you saying he is wrong? I have a lot of experience with muslims and it's correct

its called being non practicing muslim

Of course a Finn would call any group less anti-social than themselves a collective.

>It's called being a non-Muslim Muslim
W H A T

SHIRK IS THE ONLY UNFORGIVABLE SIN GOD IS MERCIFUL

As long as you believe in God and that Muhammad is his prophet, you're a muslim.

If you can pick an imaginary friend, pick the less murderous one.

Is that what the Quran says?

>he doesn't want to go to Valhalla

I am a shirker

>Hohol diaspora

Are you Orthodox or Muslim?

I just said I'm a shirker retard

Indeed, Allah does not forgive association with Him, but He forgives what is less than that for whom He wills. And he who associates others with Allah has certainly fabricated a tremendous sin.

only god knows if you go to heaven or not, but everything will be judged, you can go to hell for your sins but if you have a drop of faith with god's mercy you will go to heaven (god willing)

So is it all faith or works? Or is it completely random if allah deems you worthy to go to heaven?

>if you have a drop of faith with god's mercy you will go to heaven
even if you are sinner?

>only god knows if you go to heaven or not, but everything will be judged, you can go to hell for your sins but if you have a drop of faith with god's mercy you will go to heaven (god willing)
Is this why Islam allowed jizya? and what allows people born before muhammid to not be damned to "hel" ?

>be "muslim"
>drink every day
>fuck around like there is no tomorrow
>consider yourself a good muslim because you stop eating pork during ramadan
>still advocate jihad and fighting the unbelievers

Bosnia
yes

>not wanting 72 virgins

The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "Whoever said "None has the right to be worshipped but Allah and has in his heart good (faith) equal to the weight of a barley grain will be taken out of Hell. And whoever said: "None has the right to be worshipped but Allah and has in his heart good (faith) equal to the weight of a wheat grain will be taken out of Hell. And whoever said, "None has the right to be worshipped but Allah and has in his heart good (faith) equal to the weight of an atom will be taken out of Hell."

1- people that give jizya benefit from the protection of the state that take the jizya from them without needing to participate in it's military

2- they are allowed to live in the Islamic country and benefit from it's prosperity

the main argued reason is to help for them to turn Muslim, that's why it's forbidden to treat them poorly

"Allah does not forbid you from those who do not fight you because of religion and do not expel you from your homes - from being righteous toward them and acting justly toward them. Indeed, Allah loves those who act justly."


The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "Whoever killed a Mu'ahid (a person who is granted the pledge of protection by the Muslims) shall not smell the fragrance of Paradise though its fragrance can be smelt at a distance of forty years (of traveling).


>what allows people born before muhammid to not be damned to "hel" ?

anyone that hasn't received the message clearly. unaltered don't go to hell (e.g. people born before Islam) a lot even argue people today that haven't won't go to hell

FUCK muslims. Its a fucking death cult. You can pray 15 times a day for all i give a crap.

Pray for them instead of criticising. But yeah, I get what you mean/

>need
Where does it say that God needs it ? Quran explicitly says that God doesn't need it

which one ?

>[ignorant nonsense]
It's as much about rituals than it is about community.

>non-takfiri Saudi
reported to the Wahhabi police
enjoy your beheading.

4:43

there was reasons for what occured 20 years ago

*drinks alcohol*
*eats some bacon*
*doesn't pray a single time during the day*
*tells women to dress as slutty as possible*
*draws a picture of muhammad and allah*
*acknowledges israeli claim of gaza*

How does this make you feel?

> I don't pray 5 times a day tee-hee
Apostate

There are certain reasons discussed in 4:43 douchebag. First go and study it then prove your point.

I was going to make a joke but of course a retarded paki had to reply and ruin everything. You're worse than germans.

2/10 made me look

How do Bosnian Muslims view the rest of the Muslim world?

I prefer the term 21st century, modern, cultural muslim.

I'd like to know too
they probably like the mujahideen who joined their side in the war, but not sure about the others

Allah will punish you

When I see death cult I know you're underage redditor

*furiously masturbates to finnish girls*

tl;dr: DUDE YOLO, god forgives everything!11!!1!

what a useless religion desu

i mean who the fuck gives a shit at this point
nobody has the time to pray 5 times a day unless you are some kind of radical islamist

Not even people here do and we're the 3rd strictest islamic country in the world

Muslim here. I think it's legit opinion; an ignorant and biased one, but still not necessarily reddit tier immature.

>this shit taste
wh*te sluts are trash
I wouldn't even let my dog be petted by one

That's because you didn't try you. Anyone who isn't a weak incompetent can easily manage AT LEAST 4 of the 5 prayers, unless they have a disability like sleep disorders, anemia and stuff like that.
Hell, I do supererogatory prayers and even have the time to work out after work some days. You wouldn't believe how much time you're losing everyday doing meaningless stuff, and that's coming from someone on Sup Forums.

not easy != impossible

nobody even gives a shit about religion anymore, let alone praying
i am a long range pilot you absolute retard where do you expect me to pray

If you did, you'd know I didn't lie.

>nobody even gives a shit about religion anymore, let alone praying
Gonna have to stop you right there mehmet, although we dont pray fully we strive to do so

You are very informative. Thank you for explaining all of that.

>it's not like there are special rules about people traveling
next time just do yourself a favour and jump out the plane

>I'm a Muslim
dropped

im not even religious you french wannabe north african nigger

then why make up bullshit excuses for not praying ? just say you don't care and don't do it, simple
(also Turkish Airlines ? probably the only flight company I don't hate with a passion)

i dont know why i am triggered anyways, sorry for calling you a nigger

yeah i really dont care about religion, i just pretend to be muslim in public, and yeah im in turkish airlines

I don't fast and got to church like 3 times a year, and I'm still a Christian, baptised and shit. At this point it's more of a cultural thing than religion. Maybe muzzies will one day evolve to this stage too.

>stage
>like it's an improvement
This is why your religion is so cucked today. Your ancestors would curse you if they could, at least Islam either kills or excommuniates dead weights and traitors.

I was raised Christian (went to church and Sunday school etc) but my parents never got me baptised so technically I have never been a proper Christian. I don't believe in God though.

Nice 15th century mentality. Oh wait, according to your calendar, you're literally in the 15th century lmao.

sick comeback bro
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