He spends xmas alone watching movies

>he spends xmas alone watching movies

The majority of the worthless fat fucks on this board spend each day watching movies alone regardless. Especially things they know they hate, but will still cuck themselves into watching anyway,

You laugh at me because I spend Christmas alone. I'm just too enlightened to fall for the Christmas meme.

I'll also be drunk

You guys are definitely better than the rest of us. Good job of reminding us losers how cool you guys totally are.

Jokes on you, I'll be watching anime

I don't even watch movies anymore.

how is Xmas any different than any other day? i am going to be spending it my family and having dinner

I don't need to be reminded how triggered you are

>implying that isn't comfy as fuck

I don't see the issue if you hate your family.
I'll be spending it with mine though.

>spend time with family
>xmas dinner and gifts
>afterwards watch The great escape, Die Hard 1, Jingle all the way and Home alone 1
>will be wrapped in a blanket drinking tea and eating cookies that my mother made for me

>watching only the first film of a series

Home alone 2 sucks and Die Hard 2 also sucks

>watching movies
gb2redit, normski

Wrong, I spend new years eve alone in the woods, freezing.

>he celebrates (((Christmas)))

This.

>He spends xmas alone posting frogs

I'm actually with family this year but when I AM alone, I watch TV because it makes me feel like I'm sharing in something with the rest of the country. So I only watch movies if there's one on the telly.

Fuck off.

>xmas

Christmas is a fucking queer holiday.
That fact that you losers still celebrate it is completely deplorable.

Pathetic, desu. Christmas is one day when you go to Church, eat, drink, feed your animals and hang with your friends sincerely, with your hearts filled with joy, I'm not even memeing. Also, if you say "xmas" instead of "Christmas", you're a pathetic faggot and should castrate yourself.

>tfw we're inevitably going to be watching the Doctor Who Christmas special again this year
It's fucking terrible and it's awkward as fuck but I can't do anything about it because my older sister likes it, and everyone thinks I do too because I used to watch it years ago.

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I wish i could

Kys, faggot.

>go to Church
lol.

I thought all tv posters are roleplayers no one actually believe the stupid shit posted here right? Who would spend all their free time watching movies and not with family and friends?

>go to Church,

Eat shit, Jerome Goldblattberg.

Dildo yourself, pathetic loser and lonesome fat fuck.

>I thought
That's because you're new.

Stay mad, princess.

I will be spending it with my girlfriends family but I would rather be alone watching movies and football while injecting marijuana

Is that bad?

i wish

>drunk family

Stay alone, miserable and fat, Abdullah, when you die of burgers your cat will eat you because you have no one to check on you.

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The idea of a forest on a cold night scares me.

Thanks for reminding me of my plans this year, I usually spend the Christmas with my girlfriend and her family but we broke up 2 months ago after 8 years. I live by myself and will be spending it alone.

>tfw you will spend alone and far from family while watching movies from your laptop and it is snowing outside

dont know how to feel bros

>it's a "family argues about how to deal with a senile grandparent" episode
I'm sick of these episodes.

Yeah maybe but at least I'm not fat like you.

You weren't married after eight years. It's reasonable she dumped you for someone more stable.

It's not that bad, it's just really really cold and uncomfortable.

You hunting or make sacrifices to gods.

Neither of us wanted marriage, that has nothing to do with the reason why we finished.

so enlightened

Reminder that Sup Forums is a Christian site. You should leave if you don't like it.

No, just pretending to go out, to make my parents think I'm partying with my friends on new year's eve.

>ywn be so alpha you're still cucking your family long after becoming limp dicked

I just want to ruin christmas dinner shouting "CLEAN ME!" after I just shit in my diaper.

You must stop, not only you risk getting sick, you can also encounter some scary creature out there.
Not worth the cost of keeping appearances.

You're literally worshipping a 2000 year old jewish con artist.
And heaven doesn't exist so fuck off retard.

Good luck bro, stay busy and have a Merry Christmas

>it's a "Bought a family member a gift that contains peanuts and you don't know if they're allergic or not" episode
DEVILISH.

>reminder that you are a newfag and a pathetic christfag who gets butthurt when other have different opinions

Maybe you should go back to where you came from.

Cry more.

>Not worth the cost of keeping appearances
kek

I've been doing it for the past five years, I'll be fine.

i'm going to spend christmas in my room watching season to of man in the high castle
last year i watched all of season2 of leftovers
my mom will be home and my brothers will be home for a little bit
she's making a lasagna

Where do you really go? what do you do?
Im thinking of doing this for the first time also but no idea where to go.
Also cant drink cause 6 months sober

fuck you It's A Wonderful Life is the bomb

Sorry to trigger you Hanouccafag

you could go by the sea and listen to the waves crashing on the shoreline
it's also tempting to dip your feet in the water to judge the temperature

then you enter the sea and start swimming on your back, facing the shore getting more and more distant. Don't stop

lol

>tfw you plan on converting to Judaism and you won't have to be pressured into the Christmas meme anymore

Enjoy spending all your hard earned cash on stupid decorations and meaningless gifts that people will forget about and being forced to get into 'the holiday spirit' just because some stupid faggot from Judea was supposedly born on the 25th of December.

I go to the woods not very far from my house, I just get some cereal bars and a small bottle of water inside my pockets, and wait under a tree till it's one in the morning, then I go back home.

>Uncle Ezra hasn't heard about the 8 nights of hanukkah meme

>my face when the american christmas is called kuanzaa

How do people even start families? It's waaay too much work.

>families
Memes.

:'C

That's not a bad idea, sounds rly peaceful, but it also spooky and cold :I

Most of my friends started by accident, but idk how people without family suporting them can afford to just start their own in their twenties..

Don't ever lol at me again.

jokes on you, I will waste it by playing vidya

Honestly is a gut wrenching feeling to have to celebrate christmas alone, not because the actual celebration but because I always see families and couples together and they all seem so happy.I often wonder what did I do to desever living like this, what's wrong with me or why is it so hard for someone to give me a hug and wish me a happy whatever. It's really miserable, guys. I sincerely hope nobody here experiences something like that and I wish all of you a merry christmas and a happy new year.

>but it also spooky and cold
It is, but I do it for my parents, it makes them happy to know that their son has friends and is not a total looser.

TOP KEK

when you put it that way.. shit man, would've been nice to go on a bus ride for an hour or two to stay out of the cold if the buses were running :I Fuck it, forest it is, happy new years man

you're not alone, happy new year user

>being rude on a no-bully mongolian goat-trading site

Somebody needs a hug.

>happy new years man
Happy new year to you too, user.

>tea
>not mulled wine

poop

>not "joining" Jehovah's Witnesses

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>movies
>not watching the game instead

H-Ha.. jokes on you faggit

I'm saving the movies for new years

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>he spends christmas with his new gf watching kino

christmas stopped existing for me over a decade ago

only reminded of it because sometimes pornstars wear stupid red hats and niggers like OP think they are cute

>wanna watch Silence in theaters
>have nobody to go with

where is the broofs

dumb frogposter

dumb dumb frogposter poster

I'm going to spend Christmas day working

>Not celebrating Saturnalia