Who was your DS9 waifu and why was it Jadzia Dax?

Who was your DS9 waifu and why was it Jadzia Dax?

Also /Star Trek/ thread

Ezri was cuter

>picking the biggest whore in Starfleet as your waifu
kek

I don't see why that's a problem. In Roddenberry's vision, people like you have moved on and aren't afraid of sex anymore.

YESSSSSSSSSS!

it's not about being afraid of sex

why would you want a partner who has had like 50 different dicks in her from 30 different species? That's just gross, who knows what space diseases she's carrying, and there's obviously something wrong with a woman who switches from man to man every few months. Her casual flippancy about "relationships" is a red flag if there ever was one

No matter how many centuries go by, sluts are sluts and should be avoided

>why would you want a partner who has had like 50 different dicks in her from 30 different species?
None of that bothers me because I'm not afraid of sex.
>That's just gross,
Why? Are you afraid of sex?
>who knows what space diseases she's carrying,
None, they use protection.
>and there's obviously something wrong with a woman who switches from man to man every few months. Her casual flippancy about "relationships" is a red flag if there ever was one
How many relationships have you had?

Why did they ever change the uniforms?

couldnt find a sexier pic but here ya go

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Captain. I recommend a full spread of torpedoes!

>afraid of sex.
>sex

I think he's afraid of diseases.


>None, they use protection.

Everytime?

Chicken legs
not acurated enough

She's pretty based, but fucking rom? Really??

Ensign Ro is my girl. Or that qt shortie that wanted rikers dick and became a q.

>None of that bothers me because I'm not afraid of sex
neither am I, like I said it has nothing to do with, what are you going on about?

>Why? Are you afraid of sex?
Are you incapable of reading?

>None, they use protection.
Ah yes, space condoms. Thank god for those

>How many relationships have you had?
4

I'd visit her, if you know what I mean

Why didn't they make catsuits the uniform?

oh damn I remember her now. Definitely the best one. Except she went with Rom for some dumbass reason.

>all these liberals trying to rewrite her as a tranny

>3dpd
>waifu

Ezri Dax best Dax.

i think that's just in your mind, pal

I thought she'd be a token hot chick on the team, but surprisingly she turned out to be one of the best characters in Voy.

Partially because most of them are pretty bland t.b.h. but still

Her and the Doc, Pretty much the only reasons I kept watching.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

But that's the wrong filename, you fraud.

Katherine, my people have a saying. A snake in the grass is worth two in the bush. And with that saying, a child will be born.

We'll call her.. Chakateay.

>We'll found a suitable M class planet for the crew then head home.

Miiiles! Have you seen my Terran lactating mammaries?

well the producer hired her to date her, favored her over janeway, and then audiences reacted to sex so she went even further to the center of the show.

"Commander, tell me about your flight plan."

>Terran lactating mammaries

Security Officer Gowron here
I must report that Mr. Worf would stop recommending torpedoes so I stuffed him inside a plasma conduit on deck 12 with some annoying plants I found in the guest quarters
Crisis averted

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles! Have you seen my Andorian Exploding Cacti anywhere?

are there any enterprise episodes i should absolutely avoid? im coming towards the end of season 1, it's better than i thought it would be.

>implying there were attractive women in that shitshow

fuck DS9, fucking gay theatre bullshit

Never skip a 'sode, muh bruvski.

Fuck marry kill?

I wouldn't marry any of those starfleet hags.
pass, fuck, kill

Fug Troi
Marry Dr. Milf
Tarmonster Tasha

can you fuck them after you marry them, if so I choose the same as if not I'd fuck dr milf, kill troi and marry tasha knowing she will die and I will be free one day

A full spread of torpedoes.

>Fucking some harry beastwart looking greek cunt

fucking horrible taste in "women"

In the same way a kitten is cuter than a tiger.

Not even the best Ezri.

Best girl

It's a My Fair Lady episode

I like how they gave both the Doctor and Neelix a guest role in First Contact.

[that was nice of them)

Voyager is essentially Season 8 of TNG with a new crew (it uses the same sets and sound stages). DS9 and Voyager surprisingly shared few resources.

Why is that woman walking around with an ape? Don't they have zoos to contain those primitive animals? Somebody throw that monkey a banana!

They did though
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges was blatantly copypasta'd Voyager

Someone doesn't understand the word 'few.'

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why is voyager bad?

>Every good episode is cancelled out by at least 5 bad ones
>Bland characters
>Terrible grasp of continuity and logic
>Captain "Fuck The Prime Directive" Janeway
>Everything involving the Kazon

The Doctor was great and the good episodes were pretty good sci-fi, but taken as a whole it's pretty weak compared to the other Trek series.

>kill, kill, rape gang

it's not exactly completely "bad" but it has its fair share of episodes going full hurr-durr, then a whole pack of just bland ones, and just few of good memorable ones.

Daily reminder that Dukat didn't nothing wrong

A lot of the reason why Voyager is hated that I don't see brought up much is that they start ideas that might have had potential and then mash the reset button as hard as they can by the end of the episode which makes it feel like nothing they do matters when DS9 took a lot of risks and stuck with them.

>randomly wiki Terry Ferrell height while watching DS9
>6'1
>mfw

Dax is mai trekfu forever. No one comes close except loli Ashley Judd.

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>implying saint piccard never broke the prime diective

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qt TOS ensigns are the best trekfus

Get your shit together m8, only the best right here

the best thing to come from Voyager is Seven of Nine scat fanfiction

yeah, she was fine as hell

Ezri was better

the idea of gender neutrality became popular among liberals in the late 20th century, same reason they changed "where no man has gone before" to "where no one has gone before"

it's a shame too, later shows don't have near the sex appeal of TOS

imagine how hellish an experience voyager must have been

trapped a quadrillion miles from home with a bipolar captain, an annoying cook, a sociopath borg science lady, and a depressive injun ex-terrorist first officer. since there's no physical escape, you turn inward and try to better yourself and your relationships, but mysteriously nothing ever changes. as soon as every adventure finishes, your personality is wiped back to how it was before.

you throw yourself out an airlock to try to escape the suffering but your death is retconned and you're back on the night shift same as always. nothing you do matters. nothing.

Troi?

she's a pure virgin compared to Jadzia

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fpbp

working on the show wouldn't be much better

>I don't think they'll kill me off, but you never say never.

;_;

Pretty good looking for 33-34.

wait, did she actually say that?

yep

Bajoran pussy is ribbed for your pleasure.

>a sociopath borg science lady

You say that like it's a bad thing.