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*blocks your path* edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=LDsfzJXGAo8
youtube.com/watch?v=cNwstQIuCJE
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>French telling Americans to fuck off
Where do they get the effrontery?

reckon I could HEEM him

Are old janny wouldn't tolerate this

gib soy

Jesus Christ is ma nigga

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>effrontery

no where near lad.

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found a yank lady going full blown autismo in the comments section of a video and was gonna post it here for a laugh but it is literally two times bigger than the biggest allowable post on Sup Forums

poot

she has an amazing body but her schnoz is slightly too big for me

business idea: bloody great big nuke to wipe St Helens off the map

... there is no God but Swipedown and Scoochey is his messenger selfie ... Al-Wycombe ... 25 July 2017 ...

screenshot it

cute lads

>Anglo-Indian
good lad

t. Anglo-Indian

'ce

That's why you gay

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why?

It literally doesn't fit on my screen in its entirety.

Latest Rosy pics?

thinking of getting some mexican food~

far from it

prime minister selfie... me timothy james byrne in front of my rented flat at 10 downing street.... don't mess me about sunshine.... swipe down...

>I've seen things you guys wouldn't believe. Planes crashing off the shoulder of Uzbekistan. I watched the fire rise in the dark in Gotham. All those moments will be lost in time, like brothers in the wreckage. Time to crash.

screaming

twitter.com/wiltshirepolice/status/889585359297945602

Literally me

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Then literally no one would read it anyway

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brilliant

It's full of poor people and pregnant teenagers. Everyone from there I've met speaks like an idiot and has a poor grasp of personal hygiene.

I reckon it's removal will drag our HDI up despite the nuclear fallout

absolutely despise w*ltshire

>rorke keeps on killing qt's
fuck sake
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40716957

>See that film last night? Tom Hardy?
>No
>Ah, he's brilliant. He's a brilliant actor.
>He's very good. Very good.
>See you later.
>See you.
>H-he's...not my favourite actor of all time by the way.
>Oh no?
>My favourite actor of all time is Mr. Aidan Gillen.

>Posting earlies with your pass on
Not the sharpest

needs kev on it

alright I'm going to bed then

thats TOO young :-s

dont believe anyone was FUCKING TALKING TO YOU

>Mujahid Arshid

doesnt sound very rorke to me

Fat

garfielf you fat cat!

Oh I thought you were on about Saint Helena not St Helens
Had me confused there for a second

my diet for the past month has been exclusively fast food and delivery

You are now picturing your oneitis grunting and straining as she pushes a big sloppy poo out of her rectum

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You would just get 2 comments saying "not a word" or "shant"

my willy is very hard now

jew ed sheeran

hate women who are just earthmother sluts

would rather imagine her pushing a big sloppy black cock out of her rectum

Females are basically walking porn. The only usefulness they could ever give us is pleasuring our dicks.

>causal sex

Causing me to gag on my tea right now

Kek

>out of her rectum
And into my mouth I hope :-)))

>cheapest car insurance for a shitty 2007 Astra that costs £1.1k is £2000

thought you were going to say something about the BBC so I got hard then went soft

They would have exiled Napoleon to St Helens had it been around at the time

It's a fucking hole

Me on the left

>Females are basically walking porn. The only usefulness they could ever give us is pleasuring our dicks.

Ladies and gentlemen I welcome on stage Poo 'n' Shit Man with his new hit single 'I'm only Pooman'.

*Cheers and clapping from audience*

>Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm wrong
>Maybe I'll squeeze out, a big smelly log
>Cos I'm only pooman after all
>I'm only pooman after all

state of the UK

>oneitis

bellowing

>when your whole existence can be reduced down to being a sex object and baby incubator

>Females are basically walking porn. The only usefulness they could ever give us is pleasuring our dicks.

youtube.com/watch?v=LDsfzJXGAo8

This might actually be the funniest scene in the Office

>Females are basically walking porn. The only usefulness they could ever give us is pleasuring our dicks.
you might be on to something here, ask your mum what she thinks for the inside track opinion. this idea could be a winner.

bloomin 'ell

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

Who is this fluid druid?

*chortles*

>oneitis

ah yes, "fe-males"

Laughing

and i thought it was bad here (insurance for 500€ car costs 500€/year)

Obama was a saint

youtube.com/watch?v=cNwstQIuCJE

POST ROSE

ultra turbo cringe

Another truth bomb lads

twitter.com/Goudie15/status/889908020062322689

>haha user you should totally hug me haha
>haha user you should totally call me sometime for a laugh haha
>haha user you should carry me sometime it would be a laugh haha
>haha user i had a dream about you last night haha
>haha user everyone in uni thinks we're going out haha
>haha user my mum asked to meet you because she says i talk about you so much haha
>haha user if we keep sitting like this people are going to think you're my new boyfriend haha

how new are you?

>falling for the vaginal jew

Not remotely funny
peep show and all this other tripe is awful

is she ugly?

Holy fucking shit
I'm actually really mad

Please lads I need more rosy pictures. Surely one of you here is a pathetic goon and has her naked breasts

excellent post
glad someone agrees with me on that sort of thing

never watched ali g

Cheapest insurance on a 130bhp £3k clio was only £800 for me :^)

*gets shot by a basketball american*
*call ambulance*
*get shot by policeman*
*tip policeman and thank him for his service*
*ambulance finally shows up*
*get to the hospital and get prescribed 25 pills of extremely strong painkillers a day for the rest of my life*
*surgeon gets halfway through surgery but has to stop because my $100,000 a year health insurance doesn't cover it*
*die in hospital because bronald blumpf cancelled free emergency healthcare*
*family tip the surgeon for me*

LITERALLY howling

someone redpill me on Charlie Gard