This guy hasn´t scored above 20 goals at Senior level

How is he worth 70milĀ£

Because he's a target man and him scoring goals is a semi-bonus

Football clubs go absolutely mental for lanklets who score goals as they provide a lot of options to the team.

Refer to: Andy Carroll

He is handsome that's a enough reason.

>neckbeard
>brown eyes
>handsome

????? Are you jealous?

No, but I probably would be if I were a 1.5m tall, yellow, slanty eyed gook.

Westerner has slanty eyes too you fucking moron but for me I don't have it.

How much did the surgery cost?

IDK Why do i know it ?

You don't have to be gay to say he is handsome.

>he fell for the meme of coloured eyes looking good on men

when was the last time you had a girlfriend, or even spoke to a woman?

POST PICS OF YOUR HOT SISTER

he's really handsome. And I bet he is handsome for girls of your nation too, who somehow like spanish and mediterranean guys.

>mfw i'm the exception

I feel you, bro.

His asshole smells like paella, so that a turnoff for me.

is morata slayer tier ?

Paella is a pretty good dish. Eat your vegetab... ehm bugs.

that quality of a hairline doesn't come cheap, mein freund

I actually started getting a lot of female attention when my hairline started looking mature

I'm pretty sure it's not because of your hairline "maturing" though, unless your face has really manly features like idk Jason Statham or some shit no gurl will find you more attractive

the fuck? he is fairly average, most certainly not handsome

and of course it's the nordic being jealous haha