Hey bro, heard you were a big film buff, so can you fill this 32 gig beast with some movies I can watch with the boys...

>Hey bro, heard you were a big film buff, so can you fill this 32 gig beast with some movies I can watch with the boys? Thanks, dude!

What do?

I fill it with multiple copies of A Talking Cat!?! (2013, Decoteau) and then I change the names for other well known movie titles.

As many copies of Baby Geniuses as possible and a single copy of Blade Runner titled Baby Geniuses 2.

Put half of a bluray rip of The Santa Clause on it.

Put some movies from my HDD onto it.
He'll come back saying "dude those movies were shit,so boring. They just talked", and then never ask me again.

Put all 4 seasons of Boku no Pico on it.

>32 gig

What am I suppose to give him? Quarter of a film?

Some Woodman Casting titles where Pierre gets a shitty cock, then some Bakky classics as a wind-down...

The Didi one is great if you like shit.

The first half of season 2 Twin Peaks

when my dad asks me i just put a bunch of screeners on it

What the fuck is wrong with everyone in this thread? 32gb is too small for movies? What kind of a fucking storage and Internet utopia do you fucking live in?

Am I being memed? Is this bait? Did I fall for it?

>Quarter of a film

He's a normie and yifi rips would be just fine. It will fit a couple of them on the drive

Depends who is asking

1. Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)
2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
4. Berlin Alexanderplatz (1980, Fassbinder)
5. Ostře sledované vlaky (1966, Menzel)
6. The Great White Silence (1924, Ponting)
7. แสงศตวรรษ (2006, Weerasethakul)
8. Ma nuit chez Maud (1969, Rohmer)
9. Սայաթ-Նովա (1968, Parajanov)
10. Lucky Star (1929, Borzage)
11. Markéta Lazarová (1967, Vláčil)
12. Jungfrukällan (1960, Bergman)
13. 狂った一頁 (1926, Kinugasa)
14. Nybyggarna (1972, Troell)
15. Ebolusyon ng Isang Pamilyang Pilipino (2004, Diaz)
16. Days of Heaven (1978, Malick)
17. Distant Voices, Still Lives (1988, Davies)
18. L'eau froide (1994, Assayas)
19. Mauvais Sang (1986, Carax)
20. Les Vampires (1915, Feuillade)
21. Viridiana (1961, Buñuel)
22. Orphée (1950, Cocteau)
23. L' Éden et après (1970, Robbe-Grillet)
24. 神女 (1934, Yonggang)
25. Krótki film o zabijaniu (1988, Kieślowski)
Կոմիտաս (Ասկարյան, 1988)
ボクサ(寺山修司, 1977)
Al primo soffio di vento (Piavoli, 2002)
వాల్మీకి (దుంగన్, 1945)
Игpoк (Бaтaлoв, 1972)
Galini (Markopoulos, 1958)
香雪海 (費, 1934)
O Desafio (Saraceni, 1966)
ምርት ሦስት ሺህ ዓመት (ገሪማ, 1976)
Ko puca otvorice mu se (Babac, 1965)
Sommaren med Monika (1953, Bergman)
牯嶺街少年殺人事件 (1991, 楊)
চারুলতা (1964, রায়)
Ordet (1955, Dreyer)
Oктябpь «Дecять днeй, кoтopыe пoтpяcли миp (1927, Эйзeнштeйн)
红高粱 (1987, 张艺谋)
Fear and Desire (1953, Kubrick)
Зepкaлo (1975, Tapкóвcкий)
Un Chien Andalou (1928, Luis Buñuel)
浪華悲歌 (1936, 溝口)
Le Révélateur (2002, Philippe Garrel)

>Fear and Desire (1953, Kubrick)

Not even Kubrick wanted to watch that

Bollywood cam rips

And a couple Nigerian films for good measure

A good quality 1080p blu ray rip is usually 25+GB. If you want the full blu ray quality 32GB is too small most of the time.

>making up a bunch of fake movies and directors
alright i'm out you guys aren't even trying anymore

I would dump all of my CP onto it.
Also the Revenant. I Really liked The Revenant.....

Fill it with anime.

Who are you talking to?

That wouldn't even fit a single remux.

Go away pleb.

Star wars Episode I
Star wars Episode II
Star wars Episode III
Batman:The Dark Knight Rises
FoxCatcher
Man of Steal
The Master
Louie CK standup
Batman:The Dark Knight Rises again
Paul Blart Mall Cop
American Psycho

32 blu-ray quality yify movies

nothing but adam sandler movies.

click and big daddy are not included.

The Rules of the Game
La Grande Illusion
L'Avventura
L'Eclisse
L'Atalante
Ordet
Au Hasard Balthazar
Playtime
Les Enfants Du Paradis

Thanks YIFY.

32GB of overcompressed Line Rider gifs

>not having a 100tb hard drive to store your films

ooh
do you have more?

L'Ambassadeur (2016, Allah)

I'd put on Sátantangó and hand it over to him with five hits of acid.

12.5 TB drives doesn't even exist

for you

Harry Potter 5-8

the prisoner of azkaban isn't even that good, user

>t. redditor who thinks jokes are bait and needs them explained to him

Why would you ever want to give someone one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises throughout? each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Well post more

>2016
>not having at least 10tb of storage

I mean FFS, I'm still small time. Most of the people I work with have around 20TB of media.

proof that this pasta is one lonely autist

This pasta never stops being funny to me. Seems like most of the films are real but I can never find out anything about most of them.

You're doing G*d's work, user.

Pure kino

the dudebro fratboy chad in the next dorm.

They're all on PTP.

how does that network location work

i post on Sup Forums so im obviously retarded

>2016
>not having at least 10tb of storage

>2016
>not having at least 1250GB of storage

>Armond /ournigger/ White
>likes
>Grown Ups
>Jack and Jill
>Jonah Hex
>G.I. Joe
>G.I. Joe 2
>Battle: Los Angeles
>The Green Hornet
>Clash of the Titans
>Indiana Jones 4
>Transformers 2
>Death Race
>Fantastic Four: Rise of Silver Surfer
>I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
>Takers
>Taken
>Transporter 3
>Resident Evil: Afterlife
>Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice

I have to admit I'm a little envious of that storage capacity. Gotta buy a new drive next year.

All the Fast & Furious movies
All the Transformers
All the Cranks
All the Transporters
The trick is, I remove the latter half of all the movies

>how does that network location work
It works fine. Got a couple gigabit switches and run everything through that. Primarily used through WD TV Live because it plays everything pretty well through SMB shares and no need for a plex type transcoder.

Whats another 14tb do for you?