/carib/

crab expats edition.

Come home all sons and daughters of the crabs. Our sacred drowned maiden watches over us all in this sanctuary.

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We're full. Unless you have money.

Money is the devil, unless it's my money

third for dominican girls

Much do I need to get the full "5* hotel with exclusive beach and happy dancing people serving me exotic drinks in half a coconut" package?

What percentage of /carib/ girls look like this?

>exotic drinks in a half coconut
>not fresh coconut water in a 3/4 coconut

>be mulatta
>be not thicc

I really hope it's the english genes messing it up

In the news, cell phones are expensive AF again
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Wew, man I really do hate import taxes

Hnnnnnngggggg

Warsam stop

Valerie does

merge with /cum/

this. you are invited.

O_o w-who are you?!

what is even the point/topic of that thread
its just shitposting

>those fucking freckles
>mfw

hmmmm....

It's the same as all generals, it's just faster than most.

Hmmm, those are generally not my style

I don't really browse through Sup Forums because most of it is not relatable and uninteresting

boneyardboats.com/Free_Boats/

uguise, lets get a boat

How are you all doing today? Any big news?

I wish I had the money and skill and looks to do cosplay ((
some of them.
wow
''no''
we're gonna need a bigger boat.

canile?

The Ritz is ugly as sin. Fresh coconut water is better. How many days/weeks are you planning?

I want to ___ Genji!

Can't argue with that logic.

Are lessons on cursive not mandatory in indonesia?

I had to take that shit till I was in 10th grade.

I thought you were leaving. Did you miss me too much and came back? )))

glad you didn't leave senpai

I never left. I said that I was on Telegram.

Determination is key!

Aw yeah it's finally here.

A U T I S M

i dont use NSAgram tho.

lmao give it a spin

It's working out well for you?

They like what they see.

Don't involve me please, I don't want to get raided by Interpol for not obeying European identity laws.

>hands smaller
They might come in handy someday iykwis

Nobody cares about hand size, do pic related.

What's better NZ or SVG?

Hey welcome back.

I'm gonna need to learn some cool tricks to impress the ladies.

It's 'Carile'.

>I'm gonna need to learn some cool tricks to impress the ladies.
heh

How are you doing today senpai?

The FBI lurks here. There's no point in hiding.

I never left. Learn2read

>ditches the thread for telegram
>didnt leave

Notice THREAD without the s.

Posting is such a hassle sometimes.

>Posting is such a hassle sometimes.

Who else on the high seas

fuck the feds.

I'm on the high road.

I wanna go back to the cloglands (((

Valerie I'm a genji main :)

Have you ever been to the Domilands?

No but I will someday, then I will find me a gold digger mulatta wife who only likes me because of my danish citizenship

but I live in florida

technically still /carib/?

lol. Hope your wish comes true.

Depends where on FL. We already have a regular Florida Man in this thread.

>tfw I know a chick cuter than her but she has damned kid now
Yeah man Florida is /carib/
Quit gaying up the thread Val

u good senpai

Go marry her. Don't let her slip away

press F to pay respects

here I'm dominican and you make me want to take you there

as auxiliary scandi nation are you equipped with blonde hair + blue eyes?

/carib/ waifu hunters

explain
are we getting nuked?

We beat you in poverty ball tonight.
We're going to pretend to care about memeball for a day or so before we forget it exists

/cum/+/carib/

ah yes
sportsball
go team

no u

me and u

smooth af

No I'm an economic migrant

why does no one visit /cum/?

don't be that way bb

there is no reason to

sry senpai i really dont post on Sup Forums outside of /carib/

This place is better than /cum/

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>finally home
How are my crabmen doing today? Any big news?

2 fast no chill

Denmark has some good damn taste


Also
I need to read so much...I understand it all but it's so much reading

I know myself and this will not end well for me in the grand scheme of things

>this will not end well for me in the grand scheme of things
why?

>Go marry her
>Marrying a single mother
My dad would right me out of his will, my brother would meme me to death also it'd go against my principles.

>also it'd go against my principles.
why?

>Marrying a single mother
But then you could unironically say: "Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again"

Pumping for carib

>My dad would right me out of his will, my brother would meme me to death
your family are good people

Bored with the spinner already.

I'd say come home latino man, but I like my neighbourhood quiet and not blasting reggaeton 24/7.
youtube.com/watch?v=vS8_MxGQ-N0

>cuter than her
Girl in the pic is not qt but being a whore.

Threads die too quickly.

>Bored with the spinner already.
I though you used it to calm autisms ))

>I'd say come home latino man, but I like my neighbourhood quiet and not blasting reggaeton 24/7.
lol. Only noise I hear in my neighborhood is waves and the sound of my neighbors whenever they are fighting with each other.

I just want my dutchie back ((

I will end up with tunnel vision and become the weird guy

Does that mean I'm autism-free?

>Only noise I hear
Maybe you're that used to it already that you don't even notice it anymore?
youtube.com/watch?v=SqpvOqRieYY

>I just want my dutchie back ((
+ that pic
A-are you hitting on me?
I thought she was Ukr.

You will end up that way anyways )) might as well embrace it.

>Does that mean I'm autism-free?
dunno, maybe your autisms evolved?

Do you listen to reggaeton on your free time?

>+ that pic
>A-are you hitting on me?
m-maybe??
Are you a boy(female)

>I thought she was Ukr.
only most of her familia. She has one of those meme clog last names.

>tfw heavy rain
aught to need a license to be this comfy

My PC is a potato i urgently need to buy a new one, but:

>16GB of RAM at almost 200€
>SSDs are expensive
>HDDs also expensive
>GPUs prices fucked up because of Etherium

this is why i just remain a console peasant
startup costs are too high

>GPUs prices fucked up because of Etherium
Can't you get a cheap one off ebay due to the ethereum hack? My imouto got a titan x 2 days ago.

It was raining earlier today here but now it's clear and hot af outside.

How are you doing?

But you get more use out of a PC so it's worth it. I have a PS4 and I have just used it like twice this year.

>You will end up that way anyways )) might as well embrace it.
:(

You can get a GTX1050 but good god mining fucked the card market

>HDDs also expensive
What?

>autisms evolved
Scary.

>Do you listen to reggaeton on your free time?
No.

>Are you a boy(female)
No.

>She has one of those meme clog last names.
Like 'de Kok'?

Fukk rain

Looked into what you said a couple of days ago and found this, this has to be the best brand of shampoo.

yeah one of those like ''van der Sloot'' etc. If she married me she would have my cute frog surname.

lol that shampoo

>that pic
That's neither of their kid, unless he's adopted.
What I meant was, I knew a chick who was hotter and looked similar to her.
Single Mothers are usually nutty as squirrel shit, impetuous and you'll always come second to their kid(even the kids you have with her).
Also single moms were discarded for a reason, the dude saw some thing in her that made him not wanna stick around so why settle for scraps?
Hurry up and BLEACHED Val already.

I want a 1080 GTX, and i don't trust a 2º hand card
>What?
I mean high capacity HDD are not going down in price, like they used to, i want a 6TB HDD for all my movies and series and it's 250€

>Single Mothers are usually nutty as squirrel shit, impetuous and you'll always come second to their kid(even the kids you have with her).
everyone turns like this after they have children, male or female.
>Also single moms were discarded for a reason, the dude saw some thing in her that made him not wanna stick around so why settle for scraps?
What if she's a widow? Also having a new dad might be good for the kid, and good for you in some way too. But I guess not everyone likes to be burdened with someone else's child.

I dunno man, I got a second hand 980 years back and it work quite well.

>I mean high capacity HDD are not going down in price, like they used to, i want a 6TB HDD for all my movies and series and it's 250€
I dunno man, HD prices have not gone down at all in the past 2 years or so afaik.

doing ok but not doing much

ive never had a gaming pc so im used to consoles. onlt thing i would want is fsx

>Fukk rain
t.person who hasnt been roasting in the heat

Widows are the only exception I may make.

Friendly reminder

:^)

I want to dishonor Genji

Kek what, cursive is 3rd grade stuff
Also back off Valeria Santiago es mi mujer

I know this feel

My lab partner is a gold digging mulata, James can tell you all about it

He's BLACK just like you

yes for islam in carib

>island mexicans

Is it worth it to go back to the DR? I heard it's an even bigger shithole now.

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>>Do you listen to reggaeton on your free time?
>No.
Changing this to maybe.

>''van der Sloot''
Careful, you will trigger the ArubANO's, monsieur L'Escargot.

>What I meant was, I knew a chick who was hotter and looked similar to her.
Shouldn't be hard when you live in the region with the cutest girls.

>Hurry up and BLEACHED Val already.
That's a thing of the past. As you may or may not have noticed, Ba "HAMAS" is back.

Just say you want shadow then. Rain is literally useless.

Single moms with the exception of widows are people who made a lot of dumb mistakes in life, it's just better to avoid.

>Ba "Hamas" is back
Amen brother, rooble also noticed

hello crabs

im one of the light skinned models

I agree with this

>Rain is literally useless
no u

hi

Hey crabbians

Hey Dave
Bahamas is waifu tier

Sorry bois, pic related, we're in love.

Yeah yeah, you is mestizos and shiet

>holding on to the past
You met an ACTUAL Sup Forums WOMAN and sperged out