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Honorary synthwave edition

synthwave is the virgin music

theresa

fisting is 300 bucks

i love being white

Slavoj Zizkes new book is a corker
my brain is exploding as i type this

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i'm a yank
my bum stanks
having a wank
and doing a poo
all over you

She walks among us

Why are Corbynistas so violent and aggressive? Vile twats indeed

Need a date check

when was the last time we had a late night edition lads

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anime

give me a quick rundown

allah ackbar lads

Ugly brown eyed goon

>zizek
the virgin philosopher

short haired girls desu

Wish I had more Instagram followers

Simple as

This is a boy

By the time we become a nice country again, the robots will be doing all the shitty low wage jobs migrants do. We won't need them.

Oswald

My mum is like this lad. What you've got to do is say it's broken or make up some mumbo jumbo like "oh it had invalid memory databyte storage". Then say you'll buy it off them for like 30-50% of the original value. Bam now you have a new macbook which you paid almost nothing for. Alternaitvely, sell it online for a profit.

Despacito

Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo

Despacito

Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito

Ashley please come back

how many do you have

Tim's incoherent ramblings really makes me laugh

underage mindset

>zizek
one note record

she's so bloody plain I can understand why you virgins obsess over her

Why don't you write a fucking book about cumskin

feel immense guilt when fobbing customers off at work and legitimately not doing my job properly but at the same time I just cannot be arsed

wish they would find out and sack me but I'm too good at disguising it and too afraid of a bollocking if caught to ease up

her eyes are completely black... like a sharks

had a 12 hour shift today (getting paid for 13). wew. pretty knackered ngl.

hello nigger

Turner

Feel ill looking at those poo eyes

bugs, lay off the carrots

POST

SYNTH

hmm

>green """""""""male"""""""""

literally an oxymoron

She looks like my brother

SUBE SUBE SUBE SUBE SUBEEEE

QUIERO VER BAILAR TU PELO QUIERO SER TU RITMOOO

It is the fact that Leftists tell people change is possible that prevents change from occuring.

Consider the smoker, who wishes to quit. Because he knows that he can 'quit at any time', he feels no guilt in smoking today - he'll think to himself "I'll just quit tomorrow". It is not until the smoker has given up all hope of quitting, and recognises that he is powerless to control his own desires, that he will become disillusioned and bored of smoking, and then stop almost by accident.

Similarly, it is only after giving up hope of improving the world - by realising that the light at the end of the tunnel is in fact the headlights of an oncoming train - that any real change can be brought about.

The Western Left is accidentally sabotaging the very change it says it supports (but is secretly afraid of).

His left arm was about 6 inches (15 centimetres) shorter than his right arm.

In many photos he carries a pair of white gloves in his left hand to make the arm seem longer, holds his left hand with his right, or has his crippled arm on the hilt of a sword or holding a cane to give the effect of a useful limb posed at a dignified angle.

The botched birth that left Wilhelm II with a withered left arm had almost certainly caused brain damage as well, some historians argue.

Wilhelm had the rings on his right hand inwards, squeezing especially hard when shaking hands (as result of having the use of only one arm, Wilhelm had an abnormally strong right arm), and watching with pleasure as the other party grimaced in pain.

Other antics of the Kaiser included attacking his guests with his field marshal's baton and making his elderly ministers do a vigorous round of physical exercises, sometimes cutting off their braces first so that they would have trouble keeping their pants up during the exercises.

Wilhelm often made his courtiers dance before him and the rest of the court dressed as ballerinas or poodles while blowing kisses to him.

tell us the details lad

mowed the lawn and mummy rewarded me with cheesy fries

You enter Timothy James Byrne's video

Takeing my acid theory test for my bleach lisense

isn't he communist

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Dunno if I could rip her off like that. While I feel contempt for her stupidity I also feel a sort of weird second-hand guilt at her naivety and fear of technology.

It's similar to the feeling you got when a grandparent tried to do something nice for you but fucked up. Like they know you liked pokemon but bought you a pack of knock-off Digimon cards. You pretend to like it to save their feelings but at the same time feel bad that they've spent money on total shite.

Modern life can best be summed up through the tale of narcissus, the Greek god. He spent all his time staring into his reflection in a pool. Unable to tear his eyes away, his life passed by without him noticing.

that's the stupidest thing I've heard all year, and I watched Jake Paul's music video

You couldn't tell he was mentally ill by his behaviour?

ur mums gobbled my knob the other day

>unironically watching tims videos every day

the virgin schedule

Literally like 3 good shows on Netflix don't know why every person on earth has it

>Modern life can best be summed up through the tale of narcissus, the Greek god. He spent all his time staring into his reflection in a pool. Unable to tear his eyes away, his life passed by without him noticing.

A magnificent argument right here.

>you never escape his 24/7 terrabytes of posting

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous

dunno about being white but i love having blue eyes and fair hair
can't imagine having dirty dark eyes

"netflix & chill" was the best advertisement in the last 10 years
no one would care about netflix if it wasnt for this

pooooooo, and bum

and a willy wank tbhlads

arse fanny todger ballbag

your mum's a slaggggggggggggggggg

>she

it's just background noise while they constantly cycle between Instagram, snapchat, Twitter etc

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Imagine your life, except everything is exactly the same. That's how your life would be with brown eyes.

In these troubled times, even the most pessimistic diagnosis of our future ends with an uplifting hint that things might not be as bad as all that, that there is light at the end of the tunnel.

Yet, argues Slavoj Žižek, it is only when we have admitted to ourselves that our situation is completely hopeless - that the light at the end of the tunnel is in fact the headlight of a train approaching us from the opposite direction - that fundamental change can be brought about.

Surveying the various challenges in the world today, from mass migration and geopolitical tensions to terrorism, the explosion of rightist populism and the emergence of new radical politics - all of which, in their own way, express the impasses of global capitalism - Žižek explores whether there still remains the possibility for genuine change. Today, he proposes, the only true question is, or should be, this: do we endorse the predominant acceptance of capitalism as a fact of human nature, or does today's capitalism contain strong enough antagonisms to prevent its infinite reproduction? Can we, he asks, move beyond the failure of socialism, and beyond the current wave of populist rage, and initiate radical change before the train hits?

enjoying the hazel lifestyle

What book is that?

About as magnificent as Zizek's. It's so nonsensical that it'd be a waste of time to even debate it.

Without the complements

any new tim updates? haven't been here in a couple of days

it's too easy to rhyme in mexican

but dark eyes are ugly and look like poo
blue eyes are just so much nicer

have blue eyes yet have no idea how it impact my life

The Courage of Hopelessness

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muslims sure do like killing each other dont they jfc. absolutely savages.

deadlifted 170kg with hookgrip today

*scowers your post for an argument*

Hmm none found

smashed rn lads

Why do Brits still drive on the wrong side of the road?

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It's been 40 minutes where's my pizza

>Consider the smoker, who wishes to quit. Because he knows that he can 'quit at any time', he feels no guilt in smoking today - he'll think to himself "I'll just quit tomorrow". It is not until the smoker has given up all hope of quitting, and recognises that he is powerless to control his own desires, that he will become disillusioned and bored of smoking, and then stop almost by accident.

yeah i agree that's probably the stupidest thing i've ever heard

genuinely grim

>blue eyes
bit feminine and gay desu

Zizek is fucking GOAT

An intellectual not giving a fuck about social norms already grants a +1 in my book

I did 12hrs a few weeks ago

it was coming off a night shift that was supposed to be 8 hours so it was very fucking knackering

stare at this

thats what zizek is only good for
memes

right here

you arrive on arrakis

looks lush hun x