ITT: We predict how Sup Forums will react to this movie and how aggressively the Raimis will be defended

ITT: We predict how Sup Forums will react to this movie and how aggressively the Raimis will be defended

It will be an okay blockbuster with a lot of humor that falls flat and a few heartwarming moments for the kids. Sup Forums will meme the fuck out of it for a week because no matter how good or bad a movie is, if it's popular that's what you guys do.

based on what I saw in the trailer. all the pieces fit nicely. But I have a few problems already

>Its ME! Tony Stark! Here to share the spot light! Spider-man can't hold his own film!
>I'm the Vulture! I look just like the Green Goblin!
>That Rami guy was full of good ideas! I just saw Spider-man 2, and that train part was great! Lets have spidey hold AN ENTIRE SHIP TOGETHER! A ship is bigger than a train! So thats automatically better!
>Spider-man and tony and aunt may will be white. AND NO ONE ELSE! WE ARE PROGRESSIVE! IT'S CURRENT YEAR!

OMG IT'S SO TRASH LITERALLY THE WORST REDDIT MOVIE EVERY SJWS IF YOU DON'T ABSOLUTELY SHITPOST ABOUT IT YOU'RE A DISNEY SHILL STILL BETTER THAN ROGUE ONE BATMAN V SUPERMAN WAS A MASTERPIECE OF KINOGRAPHY THAT DESERVES ALL OSCARS AND ALL AWARDS FOR ALWAYS BASED SNYDER ISNT THE BLACK GIRL KIND OF CUTE TOM HOLLAD BOYPUCCI ON MUH DICK HERE IS A MEME REFERENCING SOMETHING SAID IN THE MOVIE HERE IS A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO INCORPORATE BANEPOSTING LOL LE VULTURE IS A BIG GUY AND WEARS A MASK

Anymore questions?

Does Sup Forums actually love Batman v. Superman?

>aunt may will be white
>italian
>white

lol

It's the same as always. If something is popular then hivemind will gravitate to the shitty alternative and claim it's better.

Yep I think that's everything

>not an origin movie

what the fuck marlels? How am I supposed to know how Peter Parker became The Amazing Spider-Man?

>>>Reddit

Not contrarian enough, Raimi movies were good.
Sup Forums will be praising the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, in relation to how bad homecoming is

>be final 5min of film
>John Huges film rip off
>It's PROM Night
>Zedanya "michelle" walks in with dress and make up
>Peter:"wow....michelle"O_O
>Zedanya: "Michelle is my middle name, Call me MJ hehe"
>MJ: "Face it tiger you just hit the jackpot"
>wink
>HOMECUMMING TITLES
>don't you forget about me starts playing
>CREDITS

>dyel manlet homo playing Spider-man
>Iron Manlet being some kind of mentor for Peter
>Milf Aunt May
>Black Liz Allen
>Black MJ
>fat Asian Ned Leeds
>dyel spic Flash

I mean, they couldn't have made it less like the comics if they tried.

I predicted that too, especially with TASM2

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Spider-Man performing an extraordinary feat of strength is a comics staple. It's like saying Zack Snyder ripped off the Batsignal from Tim Burton.

>>Spider-man and tony and aunt may will be white. AND NO ONE ELSE!

>Vulture
>Happy Hogan
>One of the Shockers
>Betty Brant
>Peter's teacher
>Jason Ionello
>Sally Avril
>Tinkerer

>No one else

It isn't progressive enough, why isn't Spidey gay?

>any of those characters
>relevant

We're Tumblr's arch-enemy here, not Tumblr itself

I think we all want to see Spider-Twink take a big cock up his perky little ass.

if it's unpopular they'll like it, if it's popular they'll dislike it

>Liz Allen
>Ned Leeds
>Michelle Gonzalez
>Shocker

>Relevant

>shills memeing preventively

lmao if the movie is as bad as the last marlel flicks we will laugh at it, especially if the ((((critics)))) say it's better than most Leone films

>Happy Hogan

>shoehorning diversity
>shoehorning RDJ to save this DOA as fuck trainwreck
>reddit quips galore

If its better than a 5/10 I'll eat a shit live on stream

The predictable-as-fuck contrarianism begins

The action in the trailer looked boring as fuck.

>doesn't even try to deny it

Nice try shill

I'm looking forward to it, I'm sure it'll be great

Peters and Tonys relationship was the best thing in CW, looking forward for more

Haha shils oh man. No, but seriously the trailer looked like shit, maybe the film is good if it's contained and the fat comedic relief nig is completely edited out, but I don't think so

where do you think rome was you fucking idiot