Thoughts on Wanted?

Thoughts on Wanted?

trash

fun trash

A film only loved by the most patrician film experts

it was pretty enjoyable.

like marvel capeshit but fun

HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?

BAD THINGS COME IN TWOS

I have masturbated to that bathtub scene

ridiculous

>you can curl bullets
dropped

Why does this feel so old when it only came out in 2008?

Feels more like a 2005 film

Fucking hollywood, source was about how all the super vilians won and rule the earth and mc was the son of one of the best(worst?) of them and how he learned to enjoy the vilin way. Movie goes 180 and all of a sudden it's about a group of good guys assassins who kill bad people. At lest action was inventive.

I jerked it on the sly every time Angelina Jolie came on screen. I hadn't nut by the time she killed herself or whatever, so I left the theater. 6/10, would try again.

Is it the peak 'Just switch your brain off' movie'?

HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS
BAD THINGS COME IN TWOS

Wow well done

Watched this masterful kino in theaters
There were lots of ..."low income" people in this particular showing.

When Angelina Jolie was naked on screen they started hooting and going "gat DAMN ni**a!!" and "aw hell yeah dogg!"

Tbh they enhanced the theater experience

>censoring nigga
fucking plebbit

BUT I NEVER KNEW

BOUT THE SINGLES

With mcavoy?

>comic about a secret society of supervillains that have purged all heroes in a cataclysmic war

>magic loom, assassins and curved bullets

most raped source material of all time, it would be great to see how they came up with this shit.

of course

>those blue scottish eyes

>google the comic
>it's written by Mark Millar

Why is every edgy comic ever made by Mark Millar