Football is the only sport that requires

Football is the only sport that requires
>endurance of a marathon runner
>power of a 100 m sprinter
>skill and touch of a circus juggler
>team cohesion, spirit and camaraderie of a military combat unit
>ability to apprehend spaces of a chess grandmaster

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What's cmaraderie?

>can't use your arms
>"""""""sport"""""""

*dabs in recognition of this post*

Don't worry about it, it's not something soulless beings can have.

>Can't use your arms
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friendship between men

How can you be this delusional?

Never trust anyone who uses this many superlatives.

>le frenchfag overhypes divegrass

Your threads are almost as stale as soccer is.

Don't forget.
>leg strenght and precision to make a goal or pass the ball

t. Ameriburger assmad that handegg will never rule spuh again

yeah, and in the end, the referee can irreversibly, irreperably fuck you over with no consequences

you forgot acting

based stoke singlehandedly saving soccer

Dude if i looked like rakitic i would get all the pussy. His wife is hot too.

Not to mention football is all about developed skill, and not talent. Unlike in American football or basketball, almost anybody can excel, regardless of your genetic disposition. Also the only sport that has yet to be entirely cucked by corporations; fuck watching basketball and american football for 2min and then there's a 10min commercial break.

Its preseason and weve already taken over

>needing all that when you can just hoof it up to the big lad upfront

>defenders are thugs
>goalkeeper has a good kick
>big lad up front is great with his elbows
>that one quick winger can run onto loose balls and dive in the box or win a corner
doing anything else is a waste of time

Exactly. That's why England have won so much historically.

I wouldn't call 10 handegg threads with 5 replies each a "takeover" mon ami

No football player can even be compared to hockey players by any of the listed characteristic.

Check the catalog friendo

I'd say that boxing is just as physically taxing and technical as football and also requires that participants be extremely tough and brave on top of that

lmao did you check it before writing that? There are only like 10-15 handegg threads with only a handful replies, and yet it's "taking over"?
You want to witness a real takeover? Wait april 2018
>the state of (You): embarrassé

#Respect #FootballLife #FootballWord
كرة القدم هي أعظم الرياضة. رقم واحد في جميع أنحاء العالم. الذهاب مانشستر يونايتد ومانشستر سيتي الفرق المفضلة لدي.

don't forget the diving and homosexuality of a top level Olympian

>t. Mexican invader rooting for Qatar Airways

Why does sawker also require gay, muslim fans like OP?

>Sport full of Saudi and Qatari owned teams in third world countries where teenage girls realize that getting nailed at a concert means something entirely different in Europe and other countries whose populations are easily held hostage by any Arab man threatening to get into his freight truck

>regular season hasn't started yet
>handegg already dominating

desolée, grenouille

Sometimes you shouldnt say it, but sometimes you gotta say it:

Rugby.

It takes more in each of those departments than football ever will. If you think the contrary, you should get research done.

/Rugby

Do we browse the same spuh? There are 3 (three) preseason handegg threads in the first 5 pages

>rugby requires skill

you can't be serious

Soccer is too rigged

This.

>endurance of a marathon runner
No, you are fake news!

it means starting shit then getting bombed and surrendering

>Am I cool yet, Americans?

He didn't use a single superlative you illiterate fuck.

Didier Deschamps was France junior champ of long distance running

>desolée
pls be in Caen