Tell us something interesting about your country

Tell us something interesting about your country.

Our Bacalhau comes from Norway

We don't even give a fuck about sausages.

Traffic lights start to flash green before they turn yellow/red

Some wannabe politician dude pretending to stand for christian values banged another dude's wife while they had 5 kids

we consume the most cheese per capita

every bacalhau comes from norway and is sold by the same company. I bet it's even the same guy on the ads in portugal.

Finns are considered to be the ugliest people on earth. Which is why so many refugees want to go back to their home country, because theyre afraid of our ogre women

Stop posting this ugly, fat, tittless bitch.

Do you feel guilty for getting aroused?

We helped the French invade Indochina.

People only drink on the weekends, everything else is considered alcoholic behavior.

We must have at least 5 fika breaks (coffee and snack) during work or people flip their shit.

We have some of the highest alcohol prices in Europe, yet we are among the heaviest drinkers.

Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined

Are these memeballs accurate?

The north of Sweden is like the south of the USA.
Full of rednecks, moonshine and guns.

We're the second least racist country towards blacks in Europe after Serbia.

I would say 100% accurate.
People throw away all their inhibitions and limits the second the work ends on Fridays.

The whitest and most ethnically homogeneous parts of Canada are also the poorest and most backward.

we are not white

same for the us

Despite memes, 35% of Brazilians neither like the carnival nor football

wtf i love sweden now

We don't care about North Korea than you think

Not really, the poorest state per capita is Mississippi and of the poorest 5 only WV is also among the whitest.
The 3 whitest states, NH, VT, and ME, are all above average.

I think maine is disproportionately above average. It's mostly just the city parts where most of the wealth is, and a lot of stuff is owned by companies or people who live out of state. Russia tier.

Really.

You are welcome to visit any time, I'll take you moose hunting.

What did that moose ever do to you? ;_;

That's true of everywhere. Money always concentrates in the cities. The Irving family are the largest landowners in Maine (and 6th largest in the USA since they own the whole state) but as New Brunswick Canadians they barely qualify as foreign.

Provide several hundred pounds of lean, tasty, locally sourced, free range, organic meat.

He provided me with meat, hide and bone that got me lots of cash and food.
The Sami people make clothes and such from the fur/coat/skin
Knife makers use the bone for tool handles.
The meat is sold and eaten nationwide.

Also since we killed most natural predators they breed like rats, the government orders the yearly hunt and how many we can shoot.

He just wants to be free and happy though. Why did you have to ruin it for him?

>Why did you have to ruin it for him?
Because I wanted to.
I see it as payback, had two cars wrecked from moose. Retarded, aggressive and luckily enough tasty animals.

Here you are lucky to pull a moose tag every decade and in some places it is once in a lifetime only and the odds are still low to ever draw that.

What did he weigh dressed? Looks big bodied (550kgish) but that rack is sad for a bull that size.

t. ate a burger for dinner

You had you country rekt by Somalians. Why don't you kill them?

anime isnt prevalent at all unironically
most of those weird japanese shit on western media are lietarally wtf or things nobody ever heard or unironically far from the reality

>What did he weigh dressed?
498.7 kg gutted so he was a medium size bull.
And yeah the racks wasn't that impressive but trophy hunting is illegal here anyways.

>country rekt by Somalians
Where's the "rekt" you are talking about? I live in the countryside, cities could burn for all I care. If they have a problem it's their own fault.

sounds like the USA

The nigs will fite you irl for the moose

>Here you are lucky to pull a moose tag every decade
No way?
Damn, here in Sweden we shoot between 80 000-120 000 moose every year. I normally drop 2-3 every season. My father bagged 9 (4 bulls and 5 calves) during the 1992 season.

>trophy hunting is illegal

I think "trophy" must be defined differently here.

That is super illegal here. Moose hunting is very highly regulated. Poaching one will land you 7 years in prison. (Often longer than for agitated murder or manslaughter)

>"trophy"
Simply put, it's illegal to kill a moose (or any animals ) for a trophy only (aka the rack or head etc).
If you kill a moose just to mount it's head on your wall, well goodbye license. All of the animal must be used.

>Poaching one will land you 7 years in prison
Poaching is extremely illegal here as well and all animals have their own season in which they can be hunted. Hunt outside of it and extremely high fines and possible time in jail.

But here in Sweden we have more moose than we can handle, the amount of car accidents with them is staggering.
So our high numbers is simply out of need.
If we don't keep the population down like we do the forests (and our cars..) will be heavily damaged.

no

We have wanton waste laws, so you can't really hunt a moose or deer just for the rack. But it's common to have the head mounted as a trophy. While you can't eat antlers, since moose hunting is such a rarity most people will hold out for a nice sized trophy.
We also have a lot if moose and moose accidents. North American hunting is based largely on highly regulated conservation and it is also extremely profitable. Here we build animal fences (like the 300km fence between me and the nearest large city) because hunting generates enough to pay for that with lots left over. That helps keep them off the highways. Still a big problem on rural roads though.

No it doesn't