heart attack
F leia organa solo.
CARRIE FISHER DEAD AT 60
Benjamin Davis
Jayden Bailey
Rogue One review: Atlas didnt shrug, but merely scuffled his feet.
The latest offering from the ever expansive multiverse of Disney cinematic universes heralds its entry not with a jocund clarion call, but something more akin to an oversaturated flatus. Rogue One approaches its viewer with an uncertain, pedantic swagger like a pickup artist botching his first seduction. It rotely stakes its claim in the cultural canon with feigned bravada, yet lacks the confidence to convince any but the most easily persuaded of the venerable fandom to which it caters.
Unfortunately, Rogue One is a filmic journey that beleaguers the suspension of disbelief by grounding its insecurities firmly outside of its laboriously constructed mise en scene; put another way, Rogue One is a movie that insists upon itself.
1.5/4 stars
Benjamin Myers
JUST FUCK MY HEART UP
Easton Moore
ok
Andrew Nelson
Rip
Benjamin Watson
They will make her CGI in EVIII no worries
Jackson Rodriguez
I mean Cushing is a one thing, but replacing actual living person, that must sting
Zachary White
What's gonna happen to Gary?
Nathaniel Ward
If singles she lives.
Luke Powell
Damn she is dead
Brayden Gonzalez
f
Parker Gray
>Still acting
>age 60
She'll be fine
Elijah Cook
She is dead you moron
Jack Lopez
>oversaturated flatus
Indeed, user - indeed.
Anthony Wood
ITS
Joshua Miller
lame organ so nope
Austin Gray
She's not dead she's just in intense care after suffering a heart attack at ten thousand feet. She could pull through, but those days of cocaine and sucking marks dick for sustenance might have finally caught up with her
Jackson Wilson
did she really die from the heart attack? wew
Matthew Gray
Hope she gets better
Anthony Kelly
made me check
Andrew Cruz
"acting"
Henry Diaz
lmao all that coke
she's been hospitalised but not dead
you can bet Disney has their best doctors so she'll be alive for episode 8
Evan Bailey
Shit on Trump. Tragedy strikes.
When will these people learn.
Ethan Collins
What celebrity hasn't shat on Trump though?
Xavier Campbell
>its real
Damn
Benjamin Russell
source?
All I see is in hospital after heart attack. Heart attck =/= dead
James Butler
Will she died?
Pls don't died ;_;
Julian Morris
OH FUCK
Luis Harris
that's too bad
Nathaniel Peterson
How did she go from being so cute to being such a nasty wench
Hudson Wright
>tweets about Donald being a cokehead
>dies of massive heart attack shortly after he is elected
CANT STUMP
Joshua Ramirez
why is his tongue always out?
Thomas Diaz
>shortly
It's been one and a half months.
Jordan Rogers
I thought you were joking, but dafuq...
Asher Jenkins
>she'll be alive for episode 8
only if they pull a Weekend at Bernies
Aiden Rodriguez
ANOTHA ONE
Asher Barnes
Sauce on death? from what I've read at the moment she's still alive
Carson Green
She can spot one cause she is one.
I don't get your point.
Brandon Johnson
...
Dylan Ortiz
She's not dead yet guys
Jonathan White
Based James Woods. He's immortal.
Owen Robinson
whats going to happen next lads?
(assuming shes actually dead)
Ian Scott
Hope they killed her off in episode VIII
Xavier Gomez
Live stream to Emergency room?
Christopher Miller
THE
Caleb Garcia
shes not dead yet but she did have a heart attack
Kayden Walker
it wasn't her in rogue one either, they digitalizing their asses early
David Campbell
Hey guys, this is for real
She had a heart attack in the middle of her flight. She stopped breathing while the plane was in mid air.
Paramedics could only wait at the airport.
might as well press F right now, it's not looking so hot for her atm. You fanatics better hope there was a doctor on board
Oliver Nguyen
George Lucas was spotted sneaking a green screen into her operating theatre
Michael Sullivan
F
Hudson Robinson
On a nine hour flight. She'll probably survive it, but brain damage sets in quick. Recovery will be a while.
Leo Morales
>talk shit about trump
Cameron Thomas
TMZ CONFIRMED IT
MOOODS STICKY
Cooper Bell
No, she got CPR on the flight by an EMT
Gabriel Wilson
>slander Trump in the press
>die in 2016
what did Kek mean by this?
Zachary Allen
I hope she is alive
Adrian Ward
Could someone please tell me what the fuck these tweets mean
twitter.com
twitter.com
twitter.com
James Green
Kek aint no joke bruh
Kevin Torres
THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT
Charles Scott
Not dead yet.
Josiah Bell
They didn't fly her around for 9 hours while she had a heart attack you doofus
Parker Davis
it happened 15 minutes before they landed
Evan Rivera
>wanting her to be a vegetable
she wasn't breating for 10 minutes
Adam Gutierrez
Asher Adams
>JJ why are you face-scanning me? And is that a Vocaloid with my voice?
Connor Edwards
are you retarded
read the letters in the emojis
Julian Gonzalez
>see a celebrity have a heart attack and jump straight on twitter to tell everyone
fucking
James Murphy
Do you guys think she'd be okay with her digital likeness being used in the next star wars? Cushing allowed it
Camden Green
...
Charles Russell
oh she's not dead... not yet, anyway
Christian Evans
>Source?
>my eyes. I was on the plane next to her.
good eyes to be able to see out through a plane windows into a plane flying next to you, through that tiny plane window and recognise Carrie Fisher is having a heart attack
Eli Reed
they already filmed epsiode viii, episode ix will be tricky
Wyatt Wright
I have just seen her on a british panel show.
Did she literally die on the plane back?
Adam Young
Cute jugs
Tyler King
TALK SHIT
Nathaniel Morgan
She's probably still doing coke or speed
Old hearts can't handle it
Carson Jones
yes
Benjamin Cruz
>none of the flight attendants have medical experience
You'd think they would hire people who have some for cases such as these.
Christian Smith
probably just smashed a gram before she got on the plane
Jose Ward
or
Or
OR
She could just fucking write out the letters
why my brain gotta have to do extra work?
Carson Sullivan
LUL
does her likeness become Disney's property after today?
Joseph Jenkins
yeah
british food is that bad
Cameron Sullivan
Cocaine is a helluva drug
Isaiah Johnson
God damn it she was literally the only reason I liked Star Trek. Fuck 2016 for real.
Andrew Baker
kekus maximus user
Isaiah Cox
>>my eyes. I was on the plane next to her.
>good eyes to be able to see out through a plane windows into a plane flying next to you, through that tiny plane window and recognise Carrie Fisher is having a heart attack
Great post. Would have been proud to have made it myself.
John Walker
Nah, heart attack and CPR within minutes. 15 minutes before landing, means she had immediate CPR with last known normal and continuous CPR from the moment it happened to the time she got to the hospital.
If anything, her being on a plane while it happened helps big time because it means that people were there to immediately give CPR and studies show that the faster CPR is given the improved outcomes seen in patients.
Ayden Barnes
She's not dead, but heart attack confirmed.
Henry Thomas
She's not dead retards she just suffered a heart attack.
KIrk Douglas had a heart attack in 2016 and he's still kicking
Luis Harris
that's a big image
Hunter Williams
She didn't fly so good
Caleb Perry
Everything is coming from an "aspiring actress" on twitter. I bet Carrie Fisher would be proud this cunt is using her death to get famous.
Cooper Harris
underrated comment
Angel Young
She did it with Mark? Confirmed? Confirmed BJ?
Juan Ramirez
It's pretty sad the Rogue one shills are pretending she died to push their movie.
Disgusting.
Adam Flores
Like they would let some bimbo examine her.
Blake Flores
IF DOUBLES SHE WONT PULL OUT OF THIS
LEIA IS DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Asher Butler
>when you get permanent brain damage because you were sitting in first class in the front of the plane and the medic giving you CPR was in the very back losing you precious minutes
JUST
Jackson White
did they even pay his family? fucking kek, Disney™ will dig the dead up for a shekel.
Joshua Fisher
Would it be better if she died in 2017? I don't get you people.